Being invited somewhere awesome, but with lame people, when a couple in the friend group breaks up, what’s the best way to break up when you’re in a long-distance relationship, and Sam eats some bacon.

Janel struggles to find a place to live and ends up sending a friend to meet a landlord while pretending to be her, Sam reminds Janel of her boyfriend’s childhood friend who probably loves him, Hallmark-ish Christmas movies are FANTASTIC, and social media is a frustrating place.

For the first time in 3 years Sam is allowed to drive–and thats terrifying. The first two outings have involved a few mishaps…but hey, we BOTH almost hit pedestrians last week…and Janel doesn’t even have vision problems.

For the first time in 3 years Sam is allowed to drive–and thats terrifying. The first two outings have involved a few mishaps…but hey, we BOTH almost hit pedestrians last week…and Janel doesn’t even have vision problems.

Everyone should be telling caterers they’re getting married so they are provided with sometimes totally free feasts, and our friends called off their engagement so that’s… awfully awkward…

Janel rips her pants at work, someone’s husband regularly eats dinner while on the toilet, is it acceptable to eat while in the bathtub, and would you take a bath in a hotel?

The things people do for the right Instagram pic, has anyone seen Drunk Jenny, Sam makes a mean air horn sound, HAPPY LEGALIZATION, an intro to Sam’s vision impairment, the awkwardness of throwing a party that no one comes to, and are you listening to our podcast? Please give us a review!

Don’t invite us over, we were BOTH horrible dinner guests at Thanksgiving, the tell tale sign that you’re getting old AF,  and Sam takes an impromptu test to find out if she’s an alcoholic. PLUS–please rate our podcast!

Weddings are a perfect breeding ground for awkward and uncomfortable conversations and situations, shit costs mad money when you mention the word “wedding,” witnessing wedding drama from the sidelines can be quite entertaining, and DID SAM MENTION SHE IS GETTING MARRIED?

Sam continues to struggle with the difficult transition into becoming Samantha, Janel’s landlord insists on talking about politics, Spencer’s latest surprise isn’t as romantic as they’ve been before, Janel doesn’t care about preventing a home invasion, and someone “borrows” Janel’s family’s tractor!