It’s not possible to gently close a dead person’s mouth or eyes despite what the movies tell us, a YouTube ad interrupts a moment of grief, a priest throws some serious and public shade during a funeral mass, and Janel’s warts are cured with the prayers of a strange man.

Janel hears her parents having sex, how to confront super loud rude people, when in-laws destroy your plans, and when your mom tries to make friends for you!

Janel is offended that Sam would think she knows about horses, and then knows everything about horses, Sam has a GOD AWFUL weekend visiting a former friend, Janel dates a terrible guy, and we realize that our episode has gone down a dark path so Sam talks about losing her virginity and how farts got in the way of an otherwise great date!

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Sam and Janel reach far into the past to pull up memories of their proms! Janel was cool enough to go to prom in grade 10, and Sam was lame enough to go to bed at a reasonable hour after her prom and then beat all the cool kids to the campground the next day.

Sam changes her name to Samantha and reads a story to Janel about her adventures as a menstruating, vision impaired cyclist, and Janel gets herself a shiner, but you should see the other guy. It was the ground. And it was fine.

Janel’s boyfriend stops in and admits he once had to phone a friend to lift him off a toilet, Sam gets diarrhea at the WORST time possible…plus what’s a butt gun?

Sam takes her dog to the vet, people won’t stop telling us about their dead dogs, Janel accidentally stays at a sex hotel, and Sam has had a few ‘interesting’ hotel stays…including an Ontario town she’ll NEVER go to again.

Janel relives a traumatic experience of being shaved against her will, Sam’s first period was a family celebration of womanhood, tampons are awkward when you’ve never used one before, and how our families deal with the issue of birth control and sex very differently.

A character from Janel’s past slides into her DMs, Sam blindsides Janel with observations about Janel and her boyfriend’s gross PDA, and how to talk (or not talk) about moving in with your significant other.

What makes a good or bad houseguest? Sam sings her praises as a GREAT host…but admits she HAS been a rude host. Can you spot the subtle social cues? Plus, learn how to nicely tell people GTFO when they’ve overstayed their welcome and you just want to go to bed.