Surprise visits from loved ones are wonderful, but can be awkward to pull off, and Sam survives an earthquake, a fire, a tornado, and a hurricane and is basically Unbreakable.

Janel and her boyfriend were either drugged or are just old people, how to quit your job while burning every bridge on your way out, and did Sam get fired?

Janel has to scream into her phone, Sam ruins love for some of her favourite couples, how to greet and address older adults, the parameters of the “five second rule,” Sam needs to learn to chew her food better, and do you know what to do if someone is choking???

Sam shares a couple of experiences with having to poop rather urgently, Janel’s friend shits herself while walking home, Janel pisses herself at a young-ish age, Sam confuses sharting with a mating call, and Janel is learning to talk to her boyfriend about his bowel movement issues. Yup… we keep it really classy at TCGA headquarters.

Janel’s boyfriend accidentally offends some women at a restaurant, Baby Boomers can be so smart while also so… Baby Boomer, and is it better to personally know the person who waxes your vagina or not?

Sam multitasks eating dinner and recording a podcast episode, sometimes our food smells offend people (#curryguilt), and the best way to wipe your ass!

A ride at the fair scares Sam…and creates the most horrifying/disgusting trip home on the train. This week we relive our most shameful moments hurling in public places…cars, trains, brunch, family vacations; you name it! Plus–sometimes the only option is to poop on the floor.

Sam barges into a room she shouldn’t have barged into, Janel had summer job selling stuff on Ebay for an ice cream store, practicing diplomacy and adulting in the workplace, casual workplace theft, and awkwardly concealing your phone when taking it to the bathroom with you in a public place.

Accidentally sharing nude pics, being terrible at purposefully sending nude pics, wrong number texts, and the beauty of how technology connects people while we’re apart from each other!

Janel falsely accuses an auto shop of losing her hubcaps, Sam storms into a stranger’s home in a bit of a tizzy and embarrasses herself, Janel is aggressively attacked on a dance floor, Sam almost aggressively attacks a man in a bar, a cab driver delivers a fierce warning to a friend, and Sam does not hold back when a woman suggests she should have her dog on a leash.