This week Eliot from Internet Today helps us cover possibly the most important and upsetting development of our lifetimes: Cracker Barrel added a new menu item... and it's vegan.

Also: fascism and cringe in equal measure from this week's CPAC, including a former MDC character doing performance art of the people he helped the FBI lock up.

Finally, lightning strikes an elderly couple celebrating their weddning anniversary near the white house, and conservatives ask, "Why were they there in the first place?"

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Music:

Kal Marks - Everybody Hertz

Toto Coelo - I Eat Cannibals

Stereolab - Simple Headphone Mind