Hey, how's it going? Please do not message me and tell me that my voice sounds flat in the beginning of this episode. You think I don't know that? This week we're drinking Purely Sedona.

This week, we're drinking a sparkling probiotic from Ojai, CA: Blackberry & Lavender Bliss from Life Force Revel Beverages.

In this episode of the podcast, we review sparkling Strawberry Juice from Trader Joe's.

Wow, I named this episode "the stupid brain" and then I didn't even upload the right file. Whatever. I fixed it now. In this episode, we bring you two Human Interest stories. Water of the week is a blackberry ginger-flavored sparkling water called Calm + Restore from Heywell.

Joakim had a hilarious idea and now it's not funny anymore. How is this going to end? Water of the weak is Trip: CBD-infused, lemon basil, lightly sparkling.

This week, we're cracking open an ice-cold can from Spindrift.

Like always, we dissect sobriety over a tall glass of sparkling water. This week: Blood Orange by Soleil, Lemon Ginger Sparkling Water Beverage by Trader Joe's and a metal bottle that says KŌPŪ.

This is a retrospective of every time my face has felt ugly. Water of the week is two zero sugar flavors of Clearly Canadian: Tropical Splash and Citrus Medley.

I just paid that parking ticket. Finally. Water of the week is Grapefruit from Rambler.

What is really happening here? Well, water of the week is De La Calle Tropical Ponche Tepache.