Everything is moving away from me and I don't know what's going on: Water of the week is Winter Sangria and Raspberry Lime from Trader Joe's.

This is from years ago and there is nothing we can't be honest about.

Sobriety, burn-out, love addiction. Water of the week is Tahitian Lime and Lilikoi Passion from Mananalu.

I don't know what it means that we keep forgetting to drink the water, but I know it's not a good sign. What else are we forgetting?

Water of the week is Watermelon Lime from Olipop.

An average human life is four thousand episodes of sparkling water, but that's not true if we're too distracted and forget to drink the water. In that case, it's even shorter.

This episode is a hardy potato soup with kale and chicken and bacon and ribeye. Water of the week is Lemon Lime from Olipop.

Today was a bad day in America. I just cannot that Coral made me go back out there. Water of the week is Hoppy Refresher from Lagunitas. Sparkling Hop Water.

Do you ever grab your longest wooden spoon and reach down into your big steel drum of butter--hoping to put some Can't Believe It! on your early morning butter toast--only to find nothing. You are out of butter. Water of the week is Black Cherry Energizing Fruit Beverage from Petey's Bing.

Yeah, let's talk about the prophet and why her hand is on my thigh. Water of the week is from Saratoga: Born in the foothills of the Adirondacks over 150 years ago, Saratoga Spring Water has been carefully crafted for a smooth taste, curating an experience of yada yada yada, yeah it just goes on forever.