Water of the week is Watermelon Lime from Olipop.

An average human life is four thousand episodes of sparkling water, but that's not true if we're too distracted and forget to drink the water. In that case, it's even shorter.

This episode is a hardy potato soup with kale and chicken and bacon and ribeye. Water of the week is Lemon Lime from Olipop.

Today was a bad day in America. I just cannot that Coral made me go back out there. Water of the week is Hoppy Refresher from Lagunitas. Sparkling Hop Water.

Do you ever grab your longest wooden spoon and reach down into your big steel drum of butter--hoping to put some Can't Believe It! on your early morning butter toast--only to find nothing. You are out of butter. Water of the week is Black Cherry Energizing Fruit Beverage from Petey's Bing.

Yeah, let's talk about the prophet and why her hand is on my thigh. Water of the week is from Saratoga: Born in the foothills of the Adirondacks over 150 years ago, Saratoga Spring Water has been carefully crafted for a smooth taste, curating an experience of yada yada yada, yeah it just goes on forever.

The answer is No. We shouldn't. Water of the week is two flavors from Bear's Fruit: Mango Habanero and Strawberry Basil.

Such a chill topic that I am totally allowed to talk about. 100% appropriate. Water of the week is two gifts from Lilith: Blackberry Sage and Watermelon Mint from Bear's Fruit.

Let's talk about Joakim's many childhoods. Will he ever not be a child? Water of the week is PATH Raspberry Orange and PATH Grapefruit Mango.

"To turn a girl's håg, kill a starling, take its heart, and sew it into alittle piece of cloth. Then put it between the big toe and the secondtoe of your right foot and, thus, step on the foot of the girl youlove —she will be yours."