Pat and Mags go in circles this week with Uncle Aunt Denandra when we talk paying for the sizzle, when your shirt says "this is medical", travel plaza poets, reclaimed linoleum, pina la quintas, romancing the bean, a one bush sleeper cell, Auto Dater, raccoons in a haypatch, gettin' there better, and medium credit scores. TW: home remedies that don't

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Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Uncle Aunt Denandra - Ever Mainard

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Pat and Mags chatter away as a duet this week and inevitably talk turns to the decaying process, a shark's banana, Dorothy Hamill, a blowpoke and eyebrows, life's great america, gofundshe, weaponizing teens, stern pudding, Vegas ringworm, Subaru murders, an anus person and Lumford Bromley. TW: just two women talking candidly

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Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Theme Song - The Qs

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Pat and Mags corral this week's chat with Aunt Mickey and the result is long teeth, bone phones, when you have a craps face, the peak, it's down and/or uphill, crosswords of regrets, having a gooditude, eyeaerobics, and nothing deeper than the peeper. TW: Orlando

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Aunt Mickey - Andel Sudik

Theme Song - The Qs

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Pat and Mags shoot the drupes with Uncle Jack this week and we cover all the low-hanging fruit including: a meet Cutie, mostly decapitated, an open blouse casket, when your wig falls off, plantainsplaining, going viral against your will, when the swamp will take your body, and melon checkers. TW: flash mobs

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Uncle Jack - Zach Huddleston

Theme Song - The Qs

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Aunt Ruby blesses Pat and Mags with her presence this week and we talk one-way cruising, budding, tiny mouths, the dressing-down of bullies, Overstock Syndrome, being made of one tube, soups, and absolutely shredding. TW: Bosoms

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Aunt Ruby - Shelly Gossman

Outro - Debra Duncan

Theme Song - The Qs

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Dana Quercioli

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This week, the most empathetic Uncle Bill joins Pat and Mags as they talk about emotional borders, Howard the Duck, belabored un-penetration, Madge and also soaking in it, a seeds capsule, getting to the point, handing it to someone, putting your finger on it, kids with shop vacs, counting to two, and much more. 

TW: Corkscrew penises

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Uncle Bill - Bill Cochran

Theme Song - The Qs

Outro - Special Guest Josie LoCoco

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Dana Quercioli

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Pat and Mags go ape this week with their dear friend Auntie Bets, as they talk about amateur anthropology, saying gay as much as they want, finding power in perimenopause, ovaries being ejected, the miracle of ten key data entry, the dumbest thing in gym class, and what exactly is a penis' favorite moment. 

TW: Shoney's

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Auntie Bets - Ali Davis

Outro - Dana Quercioli

Theme Song - The Qs

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Dana Quercioli 

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Pat and Mags have a big conversation and lots to talk about with Uncle Dennis this week and we touch on being happy for Christ, world building, Sodom and Gargamel, ranking the flat earth books, when the power of the dragon flows through your veins, Dr. Jones, the tickle wagon and mental goiters.

TW: Capodimonte

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Uncle Dennis - George C. Owens

Outro - Debra Duncan

Theme Song - The Qs

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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The train is pulling into the station as Sweet Vuncle Rusty uh... charms Pat and Mags with a delightful and educational conversation about driving the Appalachian, the Phantom of the Pumpkin Days, witch woods, haunted doll country, snape hunts, and problematic county names.

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Uncle Rusty - Ross Bryant

Outro - Debra Duncan

Theme Song - The Qs

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Mostly Colleen, but some Dana. What a team! 

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Aunt Chia wows Pat and Mags as they discuss the importance of international healthcare, the unknowable true age of cats, leggings under jeans, the expensive kind of label-maker, losing value by takin' 'er off the lot, thick seams, and HeyYous.   

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Aunt Chia - Ana Silva

Outro - Debra Duncan

Theme Song - The Qs

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Dana Quercioli

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