Season 3 is winding down, and Sam, Gareth & Vicky are gearing up for the roast and getting Samsitive. Maz Jobrani joins us to claim the Nicest Guy title. Baltimore Bully Crew founder Eric Vocke calls in to talk about his Pitbull rescue organization and Tits For Pits, their fundraising events held at strip clubs. We devise a marketing campaign to make other breeds look deadly. Maz tells stories of young Sam as a Jewish Chris Cornell, The Axis of Evil and Arabian Nights. Maz describes The Outfit negotiation. We share wild stories of white leopard La Jolla - the richest, most ghetto club – like Sam getting propositioned by swingers. Maz talks about his character Jimmy Vestwood and the premise of his upcoming feature film. I'M GOING TO AMERICA!

After a mass firing, Sam talks to Charley about his band Dirty Cakes and the upcoming Naughty Girl of the Week. Vicky describes herself & husband Lenny as Alone Together – which is also a Ray Liotta sitcom Gareth is pitching ABC Family, along with Right Place, Wrong Time. Alexa Aimes joins us at Playboy Studios, strips in record time, and the crew plays Rate That Butthole. Alexa gets up close and personal to taint Deathsquad Toronto’s resume-based point deduction, and explains that The Thirst is real. Comedian, actor & writer Gene Pompa joins the show to take the volume to 11. Gene gets emotionally invested and wants to call Mr. AVN. Sapphire confirms black men have been eating that ass, and Gareth cites Uber Facts. Gene describes his mock protest and history with Jay Leno & The Tonight Show. Sam has us read some recent @GenePompa tweets and questions him on why Mexican loves cars. NOT MY LITTLE ANGEL! Put this ep in the earholes of your purple, sweet, glistening, bedazzled head.

After a mass firing, Sam talks to Charley about his band Dirty Cakes and the upcoming Naughty Girl of the Week. Vicky describes herself & husband Lenny as Alone Together – which is also a Ray Liotta sitcom Gareth is pitching ABC Family, along with Right Place, Wrong Time. Alexa Aimes joins us at Playboy Studios, strips in record time, and the crew plays Rate That Butthole. Alexa gets up close and personal to taint Deathsquad Toronto’s resume-based point deduction, and explains that The Thirst is real. Comedian, actor & writer Gene Pompa joins the show to take the volume to 11. Gene gets emotionally invested and wants to call Mr. AVN. Sapphire confirms black men have been eating that ass, and Gareth cites Uber Facts. Gene describes his mock protest and history with Jay Leno & The Tonight Show. Sam has us read some recent @GenePompa tweets and questions him on why Mexican loves cars. NOT MY LITTLE ANGEL! Put this ep in the earholes of your purple, sweet, glistening, bedazzled head.

Sam, Gareth & Vicky are back in the saddle, guestless, playing Good Cop, Butt Cop with the movement and living The Truman Show. Fast food hate on a Tinder date, The Snoring Pig, The Butthole People and our new character Andrew Dice Gay. Big Pimp Sam angers Shaniqua and Sapphire weighs in. Vicky describes the Members Only penis-themed art show. Butthole Revolution, Kennedy Center Honors, Nasmo King & Chaos Millennium. We make our Samta Roast predictions and Gareth breaks his own record.

Sam, Gareth & Vicky are back in the saddle, guestless, playing Good Cop, Butt Cop with the movement and living The Truman Show. Fast food hate on a Tinder date, The Snoring Pig, The Butthole People and our new character Andrew Dice Gay. Big Pimp Sam angers Shaniqua and Sapphire weighs in. Vicky describes the Members Only penis-themed art show. Butthole Revolution, Kennedy Center Honors, Nasmo King & Chaos Millennium. We make our Samta Roast predictions and Gareth breaks his own record.

Sam talks about making it drizzle on Scaremaster Perry, Gareth insists he’s not leaving the podcast, and Vicky talks about the upcoming Members Only penis-themed art show (not to be confused with a Dick Roast). Baron Vaughn blaccidentally shows up in Blacktober only to find Playboy’s bare Christmas Tree brings back childhood memories. We talk movie sins from Nic Cage’s Ghost Rider to Queefy O’s Betty, and Sapphire turns New Yorican. Baron tells us behind-the-scenes stories about shooting the movies Cloverfield and Black Dynamite. We weigh in on American Dad, Walking Dead, the death of Brian Griffin, the best TV show of all time and the show we’d most want to appear on. Sam performs his only impression of Zombie Pryor and Baron busts into Gaffigan. We reveal that comics that can sell-out theaters can have other comics killed, and what’s good about any reviews of Bill Cosby and Sarah Silverman’s specials. We compare @midnight and Failosophy and Baron talks porn stars, then seduces Gareth by singing falsetto and holding eye contact. I…was…*wait for it*…scared.

Sam talks about making it drizzle on Scaremaster Perry, Gareth insists he’s not leaving the podcast, and Vicky talks about the upcoming Members Only penis-themed art show (not to be confused with a Dick Roast). Baron Vaughn blaccidentally shows up in Blacktober only to find Playboy’s bare Christmas Tree brings back childhood memories. We talk movie sins from Nic Cage’s Ghost Rider to Queefy O’s Betty, and Sapphire turns New Yorican. Baron tells us behind-the-scenes stories about shooting the movies Cloverfield and Black Dynamite. We weigh in on American Dad, Walking Dead, the death of Brian Griffin, the best TV show of all time and the show we’d most want to appear on. Sam performs his only impression of Zombie Pryor and Baron busts into Gaffigan. We reveal that comics that can sell-out theaters can have other comics killed, and what’s good about any reviews of Bill Cosby and Sarah Silverman’s specials. We compare @midnight and Failosophy and Baron talks porn stars, then seduces Gareth by singing falsetto and holding eye contact. I…was…*wait for it*…scared.

Sam declares Butthole Revolution, but Gareth & Vicky aren’t so sure. The Naughty Roast is almost upon us, and Samta has plans for a cage-dancing Perry and Clown Hooker. Tripoli’s on record saying enough is enough and declares November “Blacktober.” Comedian and Comedy Rap Battle host Jamar Neighbors joins us at Playboy Studios to break down some stereotypes. We talk about Jamar’s Twitter feed and his long-standing relationship with the porn star he frequently RT’s. We all recount losing our oral sex virginity, and Jamar describes his Election Night fight with Katt Williams, then passes around pics of his dick. Skin Diamond joins us to talk about her music project and where she got her name. Then Chris Coleman morphs from Dragonfly to Time Lord The Defender and takes on Skin Diamond in a Dr. Who Trivia Challenge (written by artist @TheDeKlein!) Jelly Baby! Ore-O!

Sam declares Butthole Revolution, but Gareth & Vicky aren’t so sure. The Naughty Roast is almost upon us, and Samta has plans for a cage-dancing Perry and Clown Hooker. Tripoli’s on record saying enough is enough and declares November “Blacktober.” Comedian and Comedy Rap Battle host Jamar Neighbors joins us at Playboy Studios to break down some stereotypes. We talk about Jamar’s Twitter feed and his long-standing relationship with the porn star he frequently RT’s. We all recount losing our oral sex virginity, and Jamar describes his Election Night fight with Katt Williams, then passes around pics of his dick. Skin Diamond joins us to talk about her music project and where she got her name. Then Chris Coleman morphs from Dragonfly to Time Lord The Defender and takes on Skin Diamond in a Dr. Who Trivia Challenge (written by artist @TheDeKlein!) Jelly Baby! Ore-O!

Naughty Show is back with only Gareth and Sam and Vicky is still out on assignment. Sam pitches a character to Gareth to appear on Sullivan & Sons; shockingly, it's a weirdo Armenian character. Kevin Blatt calls in to discuss the Trent Richardson sex tape, at least that guy is scoring somewhere. Brandt Tobler comes into the studio to talk about being from Vegas, hating being in, and going back to Vegas to perform this weekend! Brandt tells us which sucks more, getting $8,000 stolen from you by a man weilding a shotgun, or having $80,000 stolen by you from you father. Brandt had dreams of being a pirate outside the Treasure Island in Vegas. Does penicillin cure STDs? It does if you're allergic to penicillin. The most effective method of picking up girls is with a wad of cash. Vanderjagt is a douche; if you have the opportunity to steal his football jersey, do it.