Gareth & Vicky discuss past episodes without Sam, avoiding cat questions, car payoffs and en route postcards, all as Sapphire retains control of the SFX. Comedian, musician, actor & writer Mike O’Connell joins us to chat & perform! Mike discusses starting comedy in New Orleans and technical difficulties on Jimmy Kimmel. We cover visiting porn shops, the adult section of video stores and whippets. Mike reads his story entitled “A Brief Affair” – originally performed at his live show Drunken Tales of Glory & Shame. We talk Sad Songs to Get Sad To – Mike’s album – and he explains why loves performing sad songs in comedy venues. Mike performs a few songs, including On Some Other World & Asian Baby, and discusses how the latter has got him angry emails from ESPN 3. That’s Pracist!

Gareth & Vicky barely welcome The Illuminaughty before Sam calls in a big announcement from Nashville. Then Vicky’s friend and former boss Marc Portnoff of RockStarHQ.com calls in from NJ to talk about his Indiegogo Fire Fund, the impact of Hurricane Sandy and the Seaside Park Fire - but things go from sad to worse when Gareth asks about the cats. We continue to get emotional when guests Missy Martinez & Brian Redban break news of revoked Instagram Awards and censored nudity. SFX reach an all-time high when Sapphire has a soundboard and Brian’s got a cell phone & a call from Winslow. Missy talks about her love scene with Sam in the upcoming film Live Nude Girls. Redban describes his new improv podcast, his ideal adult film plot and his future episode of DEATHSQUAD Hoarders. Brian has some anatomy questions, and Missy has the answers. College of Porn, Angie’s List, Olive Garden, Liquid Ass, Mama Kitty, Inside The Actress & the best podcast in Philadelphia!

Gareth & Vicky barely welcome The Illuminaughty before Sam calls in a big announcement from Nashville. Then Vicky’s friend and former boss Marc Portnoff of RockStarHQ.com calls in from NJ to talk about his Indiegogo Fire Fund, the impact of Hurricane Sandy and the Seaside Park Fire - but things go from sad to worse when Gareth asks about the cats. We continue to get emotional when guests Missy Martinez & Brian Redban break news of revoked Instagram Awards and censored nudity. SFX reach an all-time high when Sapphire has a soundboard and Brian’s got a cell phone & a call from Winslow. Missy talks about her love scene with Sam in the upcoming film Live Nude Girls. Redban describes his new improv podcast, his ideal adult film plot and his future episode of DEATHSQUAD Hoarders. Brian has some anatomy questions, and Missy has the answers. College of Porn, Angie’s List, Olive Garden, Liquid Ass, Mama Kitty, Inside The Actress & the best podcast in Philadelphia!

Gareth & Skippy Greene plot a takeover and flounder around until an over-complimentary Sam returns to make Vicky uncomfortable. Don Barris calls in to talk about The Big 3 Project on FundAnything.com. Amy Dresner is in the studio and tells crazy stories about bike helmets, The Clean Team, collaging and writing the new Bible. Amy talks about writing for The Fix & After Party Chat and talking honestly about addiction, sex and her past. Sam takes a squirting poll and causes a head injury. Boyfriend is visiting LA from New Orleans, and lives on the internet. She and performs her rap songs Hunchin’ Munch and Like My Hand Did. Boyfriend69.com and Unchanging Charo. Ain’t no white bitch, I’m Cherokee. Shifting gears - We’re Only Gay for Perry!

Gareth & Skippy Greene plot a takeover and flounder around until an over-complimentary Sam returns to make Vicky uncomfortable. Don Barris calls in to talk about The Big 3 Project on FundAnything.com. Amy Dresner is in the studio and tells crazy stories about bike helmets, The Clean Team, collaging and writing the new Bible. Amy talks about writing for The Fix & After Party Chat and talking honestly about addiction, sex and her past. Sam takes a squirting poll and causes a head injury. Boyfriend is visiting LA from New Orleans, and lives on the internet. She and performs her rap songs Hunchin’ Munch and Like My Hand Did. Boyfriend69.com and Unchanging Charo. Ain’t no white bitch, I’m Cherokee. Shifting gears - We’re Only Gay for Perry!

Sam & Gareth arrive straight from The Jon Lovitz Club after our Laffster Spooktacular as Vicky lags behind. Diamond – a stripper whose customer was Justin Bieber – calls in to discuss her experience of Justin making it rain at her club, as well as the backlash she’s received from Beliebers. Skippy Greene returns to tell new tales as well as stories throughout his career - which began in the 30’s - like the reality show he did for PBS. We talk about the Rap Battle and Winslow, then Skippy reveals his feud while the Dr. lays down SFX. Nikki Lynn Katt joins us in the Halloween-themed Playboy Studio to talk about her Kickstarter, men vs. women in relationships and BJ’s for pineapple juice. Nikki performs Don’t Forget about the Balls, This Halloween and ends with a song about the bright side of life. THE AMAZING SPIDERMAN! We announce our Laffster winners: 3rd place Emortal J, 2nd Place El Burro & 1st place Chad Edge! HUGE thanks to all who attended, watched on-line and bid!

Sam & Gareth arrive straight from The Jon Lovitz Club after our Laffster Spooktacular as Vicky lags behind. Diamond – a stripper whose customer was Justin Bieber – calls in to discuss her experience of Justin making it rain at her club, as well as the backlash she’s received from Beliebers. Skippy Greene returns to tell new tales as well as stories throughout his career - which began in the 30’s - like the reality show he did for PBS. We talk about the Rap Battle and Winslow, then Skippy reveals his feud while the Dr. lays down SFX. Nikki Lynn Katt joins us in the Halloween-themed Playboy Studio to talk about her Kickstarter, men vs. women in relationships and BJ’s for pineapple juice. Nikki performs Don’t Forget about the Balls, This Halloween and ends with a song about the bright side of life. THE AMAZING SPIDERMAN! We announce our Laffster winners: 3rd place Emortal J, 2nd Place El Burro & 1st place Chad Edge! HUGE thanks to all who attended, watched on-line and bid!

Sam, Gareth & Vicky gauge the repercussions of the Dick-in Samwich reveal, and Simple Pickup’s Kong Pham & Jesse Jhaj call in to talk about their fundraising campaign to Motorboat for Breast Cancer Research. Then, our most anticipated guest Jeffree Star visits the studio and talks about his vague memory of the Playboy Mansion, and Sara describes her first encounter with him. We talk style, music, fashion, sex, make-up & 90 tattoos. Jeffree describes his experiences growing up in Huntington Beach, being a straight-A student, blowing up on MySpace, his dysfunctional family life, avoiding drugs, carrying guns and people’s need to put a label on him. Jeffree discusses how he got started in music, the Warped Tour, his upcoming album & his single Mr. Diva! Just Google “Jeffree Star” and have a field day.

Sam, Gareth & Vicky gauge the repercussions of the Dick-in Samwich reveal, and Simple Pickup’s Kong Pham & Jesse Jhaj call in to talk about their fundraising campaign to Motorboat for Breast Cancer Research. Then, our most anticipated guest Jeffree Star visits the studio and talks about his vague memory of the Playboy Mansion, and Sara describes her first encounter with him. We talk style, music, fashion, sex, make-up & 90 tattoos. Jeffree describes his experiences growing up in Huntington Beach, being a straight-A student, blowing up on MySpace, his dysfunctional family life, avoiding drugs, carrying guns and people’s need to put a label on him. Jeffree discusses how he got started in music, the Warped Tour, his upcoming album & his single Mr. Diva! Just Google “Jeffree Star” and have a field day.

Sam, Gareth & Vicky discover an alarming number of 5 Star iTunes Reviews referencing buttholes, and Dragonfly reveals a plot point that sheds new light on last week’s episode. Steve Byrne, Bret Ernst & Sebastian Maniscalco all join us at Playboy Studios, and Sam’s bat feet immediately come under harsh scrutiny. Bret & Steve recount crazy stories from the road, and Sebastian tells us about his unique marketing tactics when he first moved to LA. Tales of angst, snake-skin see-throughs & slow rhythm shots. A buffalo wing lick-and-pop awakens Steve’s Crazy Asian Eyes, and Bret projects beef over Sebastian’s Nerf shirt. Tripoli finally comes clean to Byrne about when a Samwich is no longer a sandwich. YOU’RE ACTING LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED!