Sam, Gareth & Vicky put your NaughtyMerch.com purchases to good use by hiring CSI Forensic Expert Detective Leonard Bixby (famous for his work on the original Dirty Sanchez case) to gather evidence based on our Lamas bathroom hunch - and he calls in to report his findings on The Lance Cumson Conspiracy of Semen! International celebrity Randall (known animal lover & YouTube Honey Badger sensation) puts the cans on and motorboats his way through this instant classic where we stumble upon what’s sure to be the show’s latest craze - Jizz Hands! When the pole dancer doesn’t show, it’s up to in-house strippers Vicky Flamingo & Dragonfly’s alter ego Chris Poleman to dance while Randall narrates. When Strippers Cancel, bumpity, bump-bump-bump, says Vicky Flamingo - she’s like a little fireman. And The Dark Side of The Moon is here when – holy Shih Tzu - The Boy with the Dragonfly tattoo shows his sweet buns. Randall talks animals, new videos, Comic-Con, being asexual, his book Honey Badger Don’t Care & his assistant/Sam’s Live Nude Girls co-star Chris. It’s Shark Week, and we’re not throwing chum at you. All That JIZZ!

Sam & Vicky watch Gareth get one step closer to Michael Winslow with game-changing RT’s. Steve Rannazzisi gets recorded this time and confirms the couch looks real. We address turkey hats & no ass-play at The Lamas Compound. Tripoli lurks in the post-show shadows selling Show Me Your Butthole shirts. We talk The Comedy Store from Not So Paid to The Ghosts of Christmas Future, and Steve’s wife, kids and husband Steve Simeone. We dive into the upcoming boxing matches to determine who will open for Russell Peters. Sam & Steve tell tales of Guam & Tony So. The new season of The League airs Wed Sept 4 on FXX – call your local cable provider! SHIVAKAMINI SOMAKANDARKRAM!

Sam & Vicky watch Gareth get one step closer to Michael Winslow with game-changing RT’s. Steve Rannazzisi gets recorded this time and confirms the couch looks real. We address turkey hats & no ass-play at The Lamas Compound. Tripoli lurks in the post-show shadows selling Show Me Your Butthole shirts. We talk The Comedy Store from Not So Paid to The Ghosts of Christmas Future, and Steve’s wife, kids and husband Steve Simeone. We dive into the upcoming boxing matches to determine who will open for Russell Peters. Sam & Steve tell tales of Guam & Tony So. The new season of The League airs Wed Sept 4 on FXX – call your local cable provider! SHIVAKAMINI SOMAKANDARKRAM!

Sam, Gareth & Vicky are still flying like a jet Lamas could pilot in the wake of the Lorenzo Mania. The Winner of Brooklyn’s Smallest Penis Contest, Nick Gilronan, calls in to tell us about the competition. We get Breaking News about erotic sounds coming from the Playboy bathroom. Kong Pham, Jason Roberts & Jesse Jhaj of Simple Pickup join us in studio to talk about their methods, YouTube videos and Project Go. Kong, Jason & Jesse talk about how average looking guys should approach women as a numbers game, and anticipating, expecting and dealing with rejection. Napkin tricks, neck biting, and soliciting anal from Patrick Stewart - it’s your pass to The Crush Festival!!

Sam, Gareth & Vicky are still flying like a jet Lamas could pilot in the wake of the Lorenzo Mania. The Winner of Brooklyn’s Smallest Penis Contest, Nick Gilronan, calls in to tell us about the competition. We get Breaking News about erotic sounds coming from the Playboy bathroom. Kong Pham, Jason Roberts & Jesse Jhaj of Simple Pickup join us in studio to talk about their methods, YouTube videos and Project Go. Kong, Jason & Jesse talk about how average looking guys should approach women as a numbers game, and anticipating, expecting and dealing with rejection. Napkin tricks, neck biting, and soliciting anal from Patrick Stewart - it’s your pass to The Crush Festival!!

LORENZO LAMAS ON THE NAUGHTY SHOW! Sam, Gareth & Vicky dress up, light the sparklers, and open with Clownvis' theme to celebrate the big night! Lorenzo Lamas & his wife Shawna Craig join us at Playboy Studios to talk about how they met, and how he’s just a normal guy in a crazy business. Lamas hits the ground running by revealing Shawna’s anal obsession and Holiday Inn Birthday Sex. Sam drops Lamas Facts about the Renegade’s chocolate fever that even the Renegade doesn’t know, and we get the latest news on Bobby Sixkiller! Lorenzo talks about idolizing TV stars and working at a gas station while breaking into acting. Shawna talks about how having a sex dungeon would be a dream come true, and we discover Sam & Lorenzo are ass-opposites. Grease. Falcon Crest. Renegade. The Bold & The Beautiful. The Joe Schmo Show. Wife Swap. YES. LORENZO. MOTHERFUCKING. LAMAS. You hear that, Persia?! If you’re not around, GET ON THE MAP!!!

LORENZO LAMAS ON THE NAUGHTY SHOW! Sam, Gareth & Vicky dress up, light the sparklers, and open with Clownvis' theme to celebrate the big night! Lorenzo Lamas & his wife Shawna Craig join us at Playboy Studios to talk about how they met, and how he’s just a normal guy in a crazy business. Lamas hits the ground running by revealing Shawna’s anal obsession and Holiday Inn Birthday Sex. Sam drops Lamas Facts about the Renegade’s chocolate fever that even the Renegade doesn’t know, and we get the latest news on Bobby Sixkiller! Lorenzo talks about idolizing TV stars and working at a gas station while breaking into acting. Shawna talks about how having a sex dungeon would be a dream come true, and we discover Sam & Lorenzo are ass-opposites. Grease. Falcon Crest. Renegade. The Bold & The Beautiful. The Joe Schmo Show. Wife Swap. YES. LORENZO. MOTHERFUCKING. LAMAS. You hear that, Persia?! If you’re not around, GET ON THE MAP!!!

Simon says there’s an error in our new opening that Sam & Vicky didn’t hear on-air. Danica Dillon delivers as guest co-host, and Sam talks about going to Metallica’s secret show at Comic-Con. The Great Don Barris & Mary Jane bring The Ding Dong Show’s Katie Manzella, Jessica Shores, Tennessee Ernie Tuxedo & The Schizophrenic Surfer to Playboy Studios, and we’re pushing the building’s fire code with all the man-heat! Katie talks about her Playmate Mom (July ’77) and growing up in the mansion. Tennessee Ernie Tuxedo explains how his ability to control the weather is a multi-trillion dollar resource. Jessica talks about her music producing career and engagement to Tennessee. Schizo Surfer performs On a Mission of Mercy and Tennessee serenades topless Danica with a new country song. Don talks about Windy City Heat’s upcoming 10th Anniversary, and Mary Jane has news of the upcoming festivities happening this October to celebrate. Listen and get the Over and Under!!

Simon says there’s an error in our new opening that Sam & Vicky didn’t hear on-air. Danica Dillon delivers as guest co-host, and Sam talks about going to Metallica’s secret show at Comic-Con. The Great Don Barris & Mary Jane bring The Ding Dong Show’s Katie Manzella, Jessica Shores, Tennessee Ernie Tuxedo & The Schizophrenic Surfer to Playboy Studios, and we’re pushing the building’s fire code with all the man-heat! Katie talks about her Playmate Mom (July ’77) and growing up in the mansion. Tennessee Ernie Tuxedo explains how his ability to control the weather is a multi-trillion dollar resource. Jessica talks about her music producing career and engagement to Tennessee. Schizo Surfer performs On a Mission of Mercy and Tennessee serenades topless Danica with a new country song. Don talks about Windy City Heat’s upcoming 10th Anniversary, and Mary Jane has news of the upcoming festivities happening this October to celebrate. Listen and get the Over and Under!!

Sam & Vicky discuss the crew’s attire for next week’s Lorenzo Lamas Spectacular, while Gareth disappears on the road (along with most of our intro). Naughty favorite Andy San Dimas calls in while boarding an airplane to talk about her recent controversy involving a Pittsburgh Pirate game, Unicorn mask, a cop & TMZ. Then AVN.com invades Playboy Radio with Allie Haze, Remy LaCroix, Peter Warren, Steve Javors & AVN founder Paul Fishbein! They’re all here to announce The Sex Awards – a brand new viewer’s choice adult film awards in LA & on Showtime! The Sex Awards are shooting this October, and YOU can vote NOW on TheSexAwards.com! Paul talks about how the award show will include behind-the-scenes reality footage of all four women nominated for Porn Star of the Year. Remy & Allie talk about their first porn scenes, and we discuss how technology and reality stars have influences porn. Choking & Filth-Whispering, Poopers, Hulas & Practical Jokes – it’s consensual!