Clownvis hangs with Sam, Gareth & Vicky and we’ve all been bit by the Lorenzo Bug with Lorenz-Mania in full swing! Male comics are hurt over The 50 Hottest Male Stand-up Comedians List, and Sam & Gareth talk about what kind of guys they’d bang. Vicky lists her Top 15, and it’s not gonna get worse than 6. Gareth puts Michael Winslow on notice with a leaf-blower. Our awesome guest Jordan Harbinger (TheArtofCharm.com) has great stories and explains The Art of Charm, which teaches men The X Factor that makes them more charismatic and attractive to women. Rejection, myths and on-line dating, then things take a turn for the Taken when Jordan tells us about the first time – of TWO times – he was KIDNAPPED!?! Sam’s bf maS, R. Kelly V.I.Pee Tickets, heat-checks & Rival Clovis - don’t go to the second location!!

It’s A Very Special ‘Where Are They Now?’ Episode when Naughty favorite Nikki Benz & our good buddy Clownvis join Sam, Gareth & Vicky at Playboy Studios! Sam is upset the sound machine is gone until learning Gareth is a SFX pro & Mouth 2012 attendee out to challenge Michael Winslow. Nikki talks everything from airplane life & armrest wars to signing guys’ assholes on stage. We find out why Tripoli’s mocked in Finland and start to plan a flash mob. Clownvis performs instant classics, including a new song he wrote to celebrate our big news: booking LORENZO LAMAS! We lyrically scissor while Nikki vines, and we’re all so excited we feel the fireworks inside. We talk the web series Clownvis Time & get updates on the battle to Save Cursive. Sam asks the hard-hitting questions that unlock a corporate clowntroversy, and we debate witnessing the World’s Tallest Midget. Little more me, baby – little light on the ME!

It’s A Very Special ‘Where Are They Now?’ Episode when Naughty favorite Nikki Benz & our good buddy Clownvis join Sam, Gareth & Vicky at Playboy Studios! Sam is upset the sound machine is gone until learning Gareth is a SFX pro & Mouth 2012 attendee out to challenge Michael Winslow. Nikki talks everything from airplane life & armrest wars to signing guys’ assholes on stage. We find out why Tripoli’s mocked in Finland and start to plan a flash mob. Clownvis performs instant classics, including a new song he wrote to celebrate our big news: booking LORENZO LAMAS! We lyrically scissor while Nikki vines, and we’re all so excited we feel the fireworks inside. We talk the web series Clownvis Time & get updates on the battle to Save Cursive. Sam asks the hard-hitting questions that unlock a corporate clowntroversy, and we debate witnessing the World’s Tallest Midget. Little more me, baby – little light on the ME!

Dave Anthony co-hosts with Sam & Vicky and Wil Anderson returns! We get asked why everything on the podcast is valued in hookers, and we ask why it was TOFOP but now it’s FOFOP – what changed? Wil talks about what happened in Australia that wasn’t approved of by most, bringing quantity, and a nice little Danson streak. Dave calls Great Quotes in Podcast History, and Vicky reveals Sam’s ultimate guest as Lorenzo Lamas, causing more of the backstory to unfold. Wil defends everything “free” as good and Dave wants a sister act as the Lord intended. Sam has a crazy meltdown at a press conference and Talks About the Ladies & Wil talks Set List Shows and different international audiences. Our engineer Sam Zia uses his degree in sexology as Dave role plays a future patient & delves into Tripoli’s fetish. Canada, UFC, Old School Rules & Punch Cum - hey, we didn’t say it was sound advice – we’re just throwing it out there.

Subscribe to Wil's podcast FOFOP and buy Dave's album Shame Chamber on BandCamp.com & iTunes!

Dave Anthony co-hosts with Sam & Vicky and Wil Anderson returns! We get asked why everything on the podcast is valued in hookers, and we ask why it was TOFOP but now it’s FOFOP – what changed? Wil talks about what happened in Australia that wasn’t approved of by most, bringing quantity, and a nice little Danson streak. Dave calls Great Quotes in Podcast History, and Vicky reveals Sam’s ultimate guest as Lorenzo Lamas, causing more of the backstory to unfold. Wil defends everything “free” as good and Dave wants a sister act as the Lord intended. Sam has a crazy meltdown at a press conference and Talks About the Ladies & Wil talks Set List Shows and different international audiences. Our engineer Sam Zia uses his degree in sexology as Dave role plays a future patient & delves into Tripoli’s fetish. Canada, UFC, Old School Rules & Punch Cum - hey, we didn’t say it was sound advice – we’re just throwing it out there.

Subscribe to Wil's podcast FOFOP and buy Dave's album Shame Chamber on BandCamp.com & iTunes!

Gareth finally returns to Sam & Vicky after 2 weeks of gigs, a visit home and 2 TV appearances on Sullivan & Son and Stevie TV. Dave Anthony returns to talk his appearance on Maron and his podcast lifestyle (Walking the Room, The Dollop, FOFOP, LA PodFest). We scramble for headphones before the episode's main event: SUGAR WEASEL! The Male Clown Escort! Sugar Weasel takes us on a journey from screening his clientele, using banana flavored condoms and having an absurdly huge penis. Sam Stripoli talks about his days as Maverick dancing with Chocolate Thunder. We got a loose weasel just dropping his sugar all over the place and it's getting Dave-gerous!!!

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Freddy Lockhart joins Sam, Vicky, and the love of Sam’s life, Sweet Teeb - but first, we plot our quest for Clown Hooker Sugar Weasel and Lorenzo Lamas. Gareth even calls in mid-murder! Freddy talks about his podcast What’s Good, his long friendship with Sam, asshole celebrities, tell-tale hoop earrings and love for thick girls. We’re slapping together words you never thought you’d hear us say, and asking tough questions like “How much would it cost you to eat that puss?” and “What if you knew it was quality clown dick?”

Teeb is back with Sam & Vicky while Gareth is away, and things take a terrible turn when Tripoli gets a SFX board. Comedians Rick Ingraham & Sarah Tiana talk about their new project The Rick Ingraham Experience (coming soon to WizeGuysComedy.com). Rick gets cast as a college freshman and Sarah gets big news about her breasts. Rick talks about hosting The Comedy Store’s podcast and has a revelation about how John Belushi could’ve survived. Sarah talks about her overseas adventures and worries her dog isn’t well endowed. WebMD diagnoses, shady open mics, the lure of free drinks & sex at The Comedy Store, and Teeb pitches the first Naughty Show movie. Bow to Thaddeus!

Brody Stevens co-hosts with Sam & Vicky and Bert Kreischer hangs out to hear how Sam made Howard Stern laugh & Dennis Rodman cry. Frank Nitt returns with updates on Yancey Boys’ Sunset Blvd and brings Delicious Vinyl swag for all! Brody gets distracted by a fight at Dodger Stadium, and Frank talks about Hollywood bum fights. The Big Booty contest falls apart, but it wasn’t Frank – he was working on the soundtrack for a vampire movie. Naughty Show Live regular Malice comes on the podcast to compete, and we meet booty-shaking expert Bonnie Applebomb! Vicky puts on ass shorts so Supreme Goddess Applebomb can teach her & Malice some moves. Nitty Saves the Day & DJ C Brown beatboxes. You say Fluoride-a, I say Floreeda – it’s not just about blunts & broads anymore - Welcome to Playboy, we’re breaking down AIDS! Get watermelon at Roscoe’s & walk the line - humor of love, Lord Jesus, it’s a FIRE!!!

Brody Stevens joins Sam & Vicky to co-host while Gareth is away, and Bert Kreischer is our guest! Hacked emails, Twitter powers & non-prescription glasses. We talk about writing stand-up comedy, what crowds want, joke expiration dates and the pressure to tell The Machine story on-stage. Bert describes his airline super-status & Sam visualizes Brody’s potential future selling out arenas. Peter Frampton sightings & Lenny Kravitz fury! Sit back. Listen. Soak up information.