Tipsy Mystics

By Kimberly Darwin

Do you realize you're creating your reality? Grab a cocktail, fire up, or pop an edible...and join Kim and Maranda for a light-hearted look at the wild "reality" of the evolution of consciousness!... more

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How many episodes does Tipsy Mystics have?

The podcast currently has 49 episodes available.

Tipsy Mystics episodes:

August 22, 2023How To Focus Your Attention on Something Without Getting Attached To It
With Special Guest Tess!
Source is nothing experiencing itself as everything, and then going back to nothing

Striving to be a new person in every moment

The Pattern App - What is an Identity, anyway?

Kimberly can't stop buying new clothes to define herself

How our culture requires us to be "client-facing"

Dressing according to mood and connection to Source

How to focus your attention on something without getting attached to it?

Using Bashar's Formula of Manifestation

Kimberly's guide tells us how to allow unknown possibilities and patience

Why disappointment can be the best thing that happens to you

Jamye Price's Light Language at www.jamyeprice.com

Ending things so that new things can begin. Let's start with "SHOULD"

Navigating the RIGHT and WRONG waters with others

Maranda's Team's guidance when with others: Your only purpose is your presence

How Kimberly's rash disappeared as soon as the lesson was learned

Maranda is drinking: Water
Kimberly is drinking: Truly Hard Seltzer
Tess is drinking: Electrolytes
...more
36min
August 08, 2023How Pickleball Could Save the World. The Difference Between Being Powerless and Lacking Control.
Back after a long hiatus! Maranda explains why she's had nothing to say.

Kimberly and Maranda welcome guest Tess, the little ray of sunshine to balance the Tipsy Mystics.

Guilt over Lightworkers feeling irksome at people's behavior.

Challenging the "Always Be Doing" programming. It's OK NOT TO DO!

Facing the Queen of Denial. If you deny it, it's gonna hit you in the face.

TIME: what exactly IS it nowadays?

Pickleball: Immediate existence on everyone's timeline.

Unavoidable Politics - From Inclusion to Exclusion - the Lightworkers' dilemma.

The difference between being powerless and lacking control.

"I may not have control, but I do have power, or I wouldn't exist."

You are NO ONE and you're NOTHING, per Maranda.
Maranda is drinking: Water
Kimberly is drinking: Truly Hard Seltzer
Tess is drinking: Electrolytes
...more
35min
January 01, 2023WTFoff! 2022 - LIVE - Atlantis Under Ice, Preparing to Bilocate - Is 2023 the Year of Open Contact?
How Ancient Egypt is still expanding our consciousness

Kimberly predicts that Atlantis will be uncovered from the ice caps

Hathor's Mystery School taught people how to bilocate

(Cat video bomb)

WTFoff: regrets and past memories rearing ugly heads in the sleep state

WTFoff: self-sacrifice

The Great Pyramid, Orion and his belt in 10,500 BCE

Star Wars and Life on Orion - The Black League

Maranda explains polarity on Earth

Open Contact - 2023 opens the door per Bashar

Meeting high-frequency beings without freaking out

Paul Selig channeling "God is playing as You"

Science vs Spirituality

Nuclear Fission powering homes in 5 years?
...more
56min
December 12, 2022Being in Limbo for Eternity?, Quit Hitting Yerself, Symbolism of Plastic, Inventers Who Care
Direct messages from the Universe

The definition of 'being in limbo'

Playing a part in someone else's healing

Punching yourself in the face with criticism

Crying levels 2021 vs 2022

Plastic in the Collective

NFTs and the power issue

Selfless inventors helping those in need
Maranda is still drinking H20 - in hydration mode
Kimberly is drinking H20 + Titos vodka
...more
22min
October 12, 2022Goodbye Queen, Finding Magic in the Mundane, Kim visits an Otherworldly Brothel
Goodbye to Queen Elizabeth.

911 Heroes and guilt at not caring.

Insurance: Are you expecting bad things to happen? (audio issues).

Making decisions with partial information: The Human Way.

Kimberly visits a bazaar brothel in another reality.

Maranda learns her purpose of embracing the Human Body.

Finding the magic in the mundane.

Maranda opens a wormhole at work

Accepting that everything is in limbo
Maranda is drinking water
Kimberly is drinking Tito's and Coconut Hint Water
...more
34min
May 11, 2022Limitations! Going, Going, Gone: Anything That Focuses You On What ISN'T.
Limitations!

The Self is not Limited, per Seth

Beliefs we thought were GONE...not.

How to be more "Me."

Going: Anything that focuses you on what ISN'T.

Taking responsibility for the good things you've done.

Being inexperienced at joy.

Kimberly meets a 1,000 year-old woman.

Technology or Nature. It's up to you.

Kimberly's new dishwasher.

You don't have to figure it all out.

Kimberly embeds love into a stranger's new house.

Eating: heading toward algae smoothies & nutritional chocolate chip cookies.
Maranda is drinking: Trader Joe's Blueberry Lemonade Seltzer
Kimberly is drinking: 2018 Poppy Pinot Noir
...more
25min
April 19, 2022Being What's Never Been :: Geese as Guides :: If You Have Knotty Hair...
Goodbye short-term memory - 5 seconds max!

Humorous Universal interjections during conversations.

How your past can not exist.

Milli Vanilli in nature.

How Maranda gauges Earth energy by the flow of creek water.

Geese and how few f*cks they give.

Kim reading information from flowers, having trouble with red.

Training coyotes away from cats and dogs.

Dreams: Maranda can't wake up anymore. Kim doesn't care to remember.

BEING what's never BEEN.

If you have Knotty Hair...
Kimberly is drinking: 2018 Poppy Pinot Noir
Maranda is drinking: Sparkly water
...more
28min
April 11, 2022Action plans are OUT...Aimlessness is IN. Natural empaths emerging NOW.
The status of war on our timelines. Hint: It's sunny

A black woman in the Supreme Court: Best timeline ever

Kim's biggest issue: Aimlessness

Sitting on your couch and BEING

Natural empaths emerging now

Lightworkers not needing to meditate in caves anymore

Finding someone's entire identity in a bag

Letting Source work through you

Recognizing the Next Step (or not)

Realizing that nothing makes any sense anyway...so let it all go.
Kimberly is drinking: 2018 Poppy Pinot Noir
Maranda is drinking: Bubbly non-alcoholic stuff
Check out @philgoodlife on Instagram for more Lightworker support.
...more
23min
January 18, 2022Maranda Guides a Lost Man in 5D
Who decided what a wine pour is?

Cereal portions in 5D.

RIP Betty White.

Kim's non-physical team picks spots in her consciousness.

Deathwalking and raves on the Rainbow Bridge.

Maranda guides a lost man in 5D.

How lightworkers trigger people: would you like to know in advance?

Kim's preparation for physical ET-contact.

Other lives Kim is living: airplane psychic and bowl-cut nun.
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Maranda is drinking: Elderberry soda without tequila.
Kim is drinking: Nomadica red-blend wine and Earl Grey Tea
...more
24min
January 10, 2022 Earth as an Emotional Amusement Park
Kim lost her "voice" for 6-months (felt like 13 hours).
Maranda experiences anger as she emerges from her cocoon.
Throwing fake authenticity out the window.
Mickey the Gnome: Earth is an emotional amusement park.
Why do we create lives with such negativity?
Introducing Anya the 5D cat.
The clock is gone, the days are gone, and the calendar is almost out the door.
Frequency: are you always clearing, or are you always progressing?
The Grassman in the Hills.
Walking around in your own ideas.
Experiencing other people's joy - crying ensues.
The myriad kinds of love available to you.
Requesting a 5D council to fix sidewalk cracks.
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Kim is drinking: Earl Grey Tea
Maranda is drinking: Foofy Soda

...more
22min

FAQs about Tipsy Mystics:

How many episodes does Tipsy Mystics have?

The podcast currently has 49 episodes available.