Tipsy Mystics

Tipsy Mystics

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Tipsy Mystics episodes

  • How To Focus Your Attention on Something Without Getting Attached To It

    With Special Guest Tess!

    • Source is nothing experiencing itself as everything, and then going back to nothing
    • Striving to be a new person in every moment
    • The Pattern App - What is an Identity, anyway?
    • Kimberly can't stop buying new clothes to define herself
    • How our culture requires us to be "client-facing"
    • Dressing according to mood and connection to Source
    • How to focus your attention on something without getting attached to it?
    • Using Bashar's Formula of Manifestation
    • Kimberly's guide tells us how to allow unknown possibilities and patience
    • Why disappointment can be the best thing that happens to you
    • Jamye Price's Light Language at www.jamyeprice.com
    • Ending things so that new things can begin. Let's start with "SHOULD"
    • Navigating the RIGHT and WRONG waters with others
    • Maranda's Team's guidance when with others: Your only purpose is your presence
    • How Kimberly's rash disappeared as soon as the lesson was learned

    • Maranda is drinking: Water

      Kimberly is drinking: Truly Hard Seltzer

      Tess is drinking: Electrolytes

      36 min
    • How Pickleball Could Save the World. The Difference Between Being Powerless and Lacking Control.
      • Back after a long hiatus! Maranda explains why she's had nothing to say.
      • Kimberly and Maranda welcome guest Tess, the little ray of sunshine to balance the Tipsy Mystics.
      • Guilt over Lightworkers feeling irksome at people's behavior.
      • Challenging the "Always Be Doing" programming. It's OK NOT TO DO!
      • Facing the Queen of Denial. If you deny it, it's gonna hit you in the face.
      • TIME: what exactly IS it nowadays?
      • Pickleball: Immediate existence on everyone's timeline.
      • Unavoidable Politics - From Inclusion to Exclusion - the Lightworkers' dilemma.
      • The difference between being powerless and lacking control.
      • "I may not have control, but I do have power, or I wouldn't exist."
      • You are NO ONE and you're NOTHING, per Maranda.
      • Maranda is drinking: Water

        Kimberly is drinking: Truly Hard Seltzer

        Tess is drinking: Electrolytes


        35 min
      • WTFoff! 2022 - LIVE - Atlantis Under Ice, Preparing to Bilocate - Is 2023 the Year of Open Contact?
        • How Ancient Egypt is still expanding our consciousness
        • Kimberly predicts that Atlantis will be uncovered from the ice caps
        • Hathor's Mystery School taught people how to bilocate
        • (Cat video bomb)
        • WTFoff: regrets and past memories rearing ugly heads in the sleep state
        • WTFoff: self-sacrifice
        • The Great Pyramid, Orion and his belt in 10,500 BCE
        • Star Wars and Life on Orion - The Black League
        • Maranda explains polarity on Earth
        • Open Contact - 2023 opens the door per Bashar
        • Meeting high-frequency beings without freaking out
        • Paul Selig channeling "God is playing as You"
        • Science vs Spirituality
        • Nuclear Fission powering homes in 5 years?
        • 56 min
        • Goodbye Queen, Finding Magic in the Mundane, Kim visits an Otherworldly Brothel
          • Goodbye to Queen Elizabeth.
          • 911 Heroes and guilt at not caring.
          • Insurance:  Are you expecting bad things to happen? (audio issues).
          • Making decisions with partial information:  The Human Way.
          • Kimberly visits a bazaar brothel in another reality.
          • Maranda learns her purpose of embracing the Human Body.
          • Finding the magic in the mundane.
          • Maranda opens a wormhole at work
          • Accepting that everything is in limbo
          • Maranda is drinking water

            Kimberly is drinking Tito's and Coconut Hint Water

            34 min
          • Limitations! Going, Going, Gone: Anything That Focuses You On What ISN'T.
            • Limitations!
            • The Self is not Limited, per Seth
            • Beliefs we thought were GONE...not.
            • How to be more "Me."
            • Going:  Anything that focuses you on what ISN'T.
            • Taking responsibility for the good things you've done.
            • Being inexperienced at joy.
            • Kimberly meets a 1,000 year-old woman.
            • Technology or Nature.  It's up to you.
            • Kimberly's new dishwasher.
            • You don't have to figure it all out.
            • Kimberly embeds love into a stranger's new house.
            • Eating:  heading toward algae smoothies & nutritional chocolate chip cookies.
            • Maranda is drinking:  Trader Joe's Blueberry Lemonade Seltzer

              Kimberly is drinking:  2018 Poppy Pinot Noir

              25 min
            • Being What's Never Been :: Geese as Guides :: If You Have Knotty Hair...
              1. Goodbye short-term memory - 5 seconds max!
              2. Humorous Universal interjections during conversations.
              3. How your past can not exist.
              4. Milli Vanilli in nature.
              5. How Maranda gauges Earth energy by the flow of creek water.
              6. Geese and how few f*cks they give.
              7. Kim reading information from flowers, having trouble with red.
              8. Training coyotes away from cats and dogs.
              9. Dreams: Maranda can't wake up anymore.  Kim doesn't care to remember.
              10. BEING what's never BEEN.
              11. If you have Knotty Hair...
              12. Kimberly is drinking:  2018 Poppy Pinot Noir

                Maranda is drinking: Sparkly water



                28 min
              13. Action plans are OUT...Aimlessness is IN. Natural empaths emerging NOW.
                1. The status of war on our timelines.  Hint:  It's sunny
                2. A black woman in the Supreme Court: Best timeline ever
                3. Kim's biggest issue:  Aimlessness
                4. Sitting on your couch and BEING
                5. Natural empaths emerging now
                6. Lightworkers not needing to meditate in caves anymore
                7. Finding someone's entire identity in a bag
                8. Letting Source work through you
                9. Recognizing the Next Step (or not)
                10. Realizing that nothing makes any sense anyway...so let it all go.
                11. Kimberly is drinking:  2018 Poppy Pinot Noir

                  Maranda is drinking:  Bubbly non-alcoholic stuff

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                  23 min
                12. Maranda Guides a Lost Man in 5D
                  1. Who decided what a wine pour is? 
                  2. Cereal portions in 5D.
                  3. RIP Betty White.
                  4. Kim's non-physical team picks spots in her consciousness.
                  5. Deathwalking and raves on the Rainbow Bridge.
                  6. Maranda guides a lost man in 5D.
                  7. How lightworkers trigger people: would you like to know in advance?
                  8. Kim's preparation for physical ET-contact.
                  9. Other lives Kim is living: airplane psychic and bowl-cut nun.
                  10. ---------

                    Maranda is drinking: Elderberry soda without tequila.

                    Kim is drinking:  Nomadica red-blend wine and Earl Grey Tea

                    24 min
                  11. Earth as an Emotional Amusement Park

                    Kim lost her "voice" for 6-months (felt like 13 hours).

                    Maranda experiences anger as she emerges from her cocoon.

                    Throwing fake authenticity out the window.

                    Mickey the Gnome:  Earth is an emotional amusement park.

                    Why do we create lives with such negativity?

                    Introducing Anya the 5D cat.

                    The clock is gone, the days are gone, and the calendar is almost out the door.

                    Frequency:  are you always clearing, or are you always progressing?

                    The Grassman in the Hills.

                    Walking around in your own ideas.

                    Experiencing other people's joy - crying ensues.

                    The myriad kinds of love available to you.

                    Requesting a 5D council to fix sidewalk cracks.

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                    Kim is drinking:  Earl Grey Tea

                    Maranda is drinking:  Foofy Soda




                    22 min

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                  Do you realize you're creating your reality? Grab a cocktail, fire up, or pop an edible...and join Kim and Maranda for a light-hearted look at the wild "reality" of the evolution of consciousness!