Tipsy Mystics

Maranda's car spinning wheels for no reason - when the Universe wins.

Being stuck in the snow and in life.

Escapes go bye-bye in 5D.

Deserving to get what you give.

Learning to accept help after Hurricane Katrina.

Work separation anxieties.

Associations made with Valentine's Day.

Communicating with dead relatives.

Kim's dead brother Chuck gives motorcycle instructions.

Perfectionism vs Non-Perfectionist.

Lightworkers as Cosmic Triggers.

Eating fried chicken with the Amish, learning about Excellence.

No longer needing sunglasses as your eyes adjust to the sun.

Recognizing yourself in human mirrors and healing on the spot.

A watched pot can never boil. Let the damn pot boil!

Your body as a neon sign. 

Cold spells as you release fear.

Water unlocks memories.

Kim's life as a catty burlesque dancer.

It's a beautiful life.

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Maranda is drinking:  Kombucha, of course.

Kim:  Green Dream

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Maranda shows up in Kim's dream to question her integrity.

Symbolism in 3D world, decoded from a 5D perspective.

Subscription-based services:  Do you always choose the free version?

Gamestop, Reddit and unity in choices made for the collective.

Kim's flashback of the meanest thing she's ever done to a human.

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Sorry for the audio, that was Kim's bad.

Maranda is drinking:  Happy Kombucha with L-Theanine

Kim is drinking:  Titos and Tangerine soda

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Shopping in 5D

Former Scrooge Maranda gets a new view of abundance.

Symbolism of broken toilets

The Lottery: funding someone else's abundance.

Control vs Power

Maranda's intention to champion King's Tennis.

Lightworkers and Kitchen Spiders.

Guides explaining where found money comes from.

You, healing other You's.  PS:  They heal you too.

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Dry January (so far):

Maranda is drinking: Sparkling Water

Kimberly is drinking:  Still Water

Lapsang Soochong Tea

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Keeping castoff furniture vs what you really want.

Imagining Earth without landfills.

Functional Fixedness - Multiple uses = multiple possibilities.

Uncovering telepathic skills.

The glass of water that moved tables in front of oblivious partygoers.

Do you believe channeled beings more than your Higher Self?

Earth as a Living Library and why humans are so valuable.

All about shame.

People talking to themselves in public.  Is this you?

Mars moving out of Aries - release that anger!

Different ways to look at the Storming of the Capitol.  Change or Strife?

Your reality need not match ANYONE else's.

The future of Earth as a Party Planet.

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Maranda is drinking:  Dry January....kombucha.

Kim is drinking:  Moringa Sage tea.

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Warning:  Explicit language! :)

Maranda moves into the house she designed 170 years ago.

House Fairies and how they share space with you.

Swan update.

Third-grade Kim steals a horse.

Why New Earth can have happy sanitation workers.

Memory bleedthroughs starting.  Which door is the right door?

Deja vu in the Now.

How and why people arrive in your life, and when they leave.

People judging Lightworkers as "crazy."

Creating life from a misinterpreted text message.

Who are you bringing with you to New Earth?

The AwakeCon Spider room and Gumbyphobia.

Psychological Flexibility in 2021.

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Maranda is drinking:  Kombucha (dry January)

Kim is drinking Pellegrino and Tito's + Green Dream

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Jupiter/Saturn Conjunction and how the Age of Aquarius is a really good thing.

Message from Maranda's non-physical team:  Cannons of Confetti!

How to redesign your past.  

Jumping down to 3D to take Harmony to the mechanic.

Kim's showdown with food beliefs:  Risotto wins.

Kim meets her homeless friend Ricky on another plane.

Turtle sex.

When the Higher Self takes over the conversation....without prior notice.

Recognizing the awakening path of others:  AwakeDar.

How kids use intuition naturally...and win games!

Buddha's Hand Fruit - is it creative beta testing?.

Divine Masculines opening their hearts on The Bachelorette.

Send Maranda your birth chart and she may ask you for a date.

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Maranda is drinking: Cabernet Advent Wine

Kim is drinking: 2017 Barbera del Monteferrato red

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Having a multidimensional whine session with the guides.

Truckersexuals

Maranda's body goes numb...and she's too numb to investigate.

Kim's reckoning with risotto. 

Testing patience through trust.

Maranda requires a plan in the 5D world of unknowns.

The 5D plumber that clears drains in no time.

Kim's missing gloves - still in a parallel reality.

What timelessness looks like. 

Zapping the past and re-associating things.

Maranda's weather forecast from another timeline.

Things to do when you worry:  Worry Huts, Worry Dolls, Essential Oils.

Astrological Pop-quiz: Pull in the knowledge from other lives.

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Maranda is drinking:  Red Advent Wine

Kim is drinking Pellegrino & Blue Dream

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Maranda emotes feelings on the 5D plane.

Housefly symbolism and Venus Fly Traps (Dark vs Light in the plant world?).

Kimberly views life through the eyes of a Hammerhead Shark.

Couples Facebook Accounts:  Maranda's unexpected reply.

Twin Flame theme:  integration or lost identity?

Who is responsible for the Monoliths? Hint:  it's all in good fun.

Kimberly loses her gloves in a parallel reality and can't get back.

The Oh Shi(f)t Timeline at AwakeCon.

How Harry Styles is rocking the cover of Vogue.

When you stop judging others and move to yourself.

Seth on natural guilt vs artificial guilt.

Early December astrological leanings associated with guilt.

The 12th house, and anything related to Neptune or Pisces.  

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Maranda is drinking:  Day 6 of Advent Calendar wine from In Good Taste.

Kimberly is drinking:  2018 Beaver Creek Fairytale Cabernet blend.

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(Live on YouTube 11-27-20)

Maranda's Wine-a-Day Advent Calendar (www.ingoodtaste.com)

Kids creating potions.  Why?

Maranda's new house has spider sidekicks (Redesigning a fear).

When things you've been waiting to manifest actually happen.  What is that feeling?

AwakeCon.com conference announcement:  Los Angeles 2021.

The Lioness vibrator with app.  The first raffle prize.

Upcoming December 21, 2020 Equinox:  Aquarius with Saturn and Jupiter stirring stuff up.

December 21, 2012 vs December 21, 2020.  Do predictions ever come true?

Kim:  Highly emotional (EMO!) times are the best times to create.

When leaders already in place go through the awakening process. 

Further 8th Chakra clearing for much of humanity.

Trolls request access to Maranda's 5D meeting room.

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More information on AwakeCon.com, Los Angeles CA 2021.

How Lightworkers learn to have "responsible fun in Wonderland."

Practical Cars vs Impractical Cars:  McLaren battles the Ford GT.

Debbie Downers: Devils on your shoulder pretending to be Angels.

New Year's Even in Pandemic Times.

The most Authentic You: who is that and how do you find it?

Maranda's fencing match with her ego.

Kim's motorcycle meltdown on Pacific Coast Highway.

La Parure (The Necklace) by Guy de Maupassant - a girl who didn't have all the facts.

Homeless guide changes trickle down to the physical.  Good news!

Homeless camps standing up for their right to exist.

Drag Race or Something Else?  Two Next Door perspectives.

One Koch brother shows remorse for his actions.

Ebenezer Scrooge:  The OG Awake Guy.  It only took him one night.

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Maranda is drinking:  Lemoncello La Croix

Kimberly is drinking:  Neverending Grey Goose and Black Cherry Pellegrino

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