Tipsy Mystics

Friday the 13th superstition, the symbol bank and the Orion Star system.

Red party cups and empowerment.

Telepathy vs Whiskey.

Jupiter / Pluto conjunction and re-examining your power.

Dual Timelines on Earth:  Trump timeline and Biden timeline.

This week's 4 letter word:  EASE.

Abraham Hicks and allowing.

Linear vs Holographic Thinking....one of them has got to go.

Kim's cleaning lady and using Clary Sage for clearing of fear.

Maranda pleads with ghosts.

Kim's worm saga and what happens when we refuse to face a fear.

8th Chakra Access:  your higher self, your team, and your Twin Flame.

How to start automatic writing.

Choosing your best future timeline.

Why predictions don't always come to fruition.

How to stop saving the world.

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Maranda is drinking:  Boozy Kombucha in a wine glass

Kimberly is drinking Pellegrino + Blue Dream

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Check out Maranda's channeling on Astro Bartender

Kim's video on 8th Chakra Access

Election Day and why the A-K line was empty, while Maranda's stood forever in the L-Z line.

Kim's non-judgment test --- bravado and smugness...until the final challenge.

Flywillvote.com domain name registration and timeline jumping? You decide.

Daylight Savings Time and the collective's root assumptions about Time.

Lightworkers exhaustion and over-the-top sleep sessions this week.

Psychological astrology and how the zodiac is changing.

Earth stuff vs Soul stuff.  Finding the real reasons behind those annoying recurring triggers.

Insurance in a 5D world.  Is someone deciding your worth?

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Maranda is drinking:  Boozy Kombucha

Kim is drinking:  Grey Goose and Blood Orange Pellegrino

Get a free reading from Maranda on Astro Bartender

Kim's blog article on Lightworkers and Sleep

Halloween 2020 Edition

Maranda drinks Darkness.

Kim's 2-day bender on the symbolism of teeth.

Why people are so afraid of dentists.

Maranda manifests a not-so-secret admirer.

Connectivity issues near Halloween's full moon.

Being overshot with energy by the non-physical team.

How our guides are ascending too.

The Tower Card vs the Death Card.

Maranda's team censors our episode with audio issues.

Why some symbols stop showing up.

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Maranda is drinking:  Bad PA wine

Kim is drinking:  Ginger Tea

Check out Kimberly's art.

Visit Maranda's blog Astro Bartender

Kim's fear of snacks.

Maranda's swan manifestations.

How 5D is like Wonderland.

How Kim makes herself invisible.

Purging: Spiders and the fear archetype.

Natural disasters: do awake people still prep?

How to identify a guide in public.

The Nazca Lines in Peru:  Why?

Scorpio season.

Mercury Retrograde:  The Astrological Scapegoat.

Visit Kim's Are You Awakening blog

Check out Maranda's Astro Bartender blog

The first souls to create apples + shameless imitators.

Kim's upcoming 55th birthday party and her beef with AARP.

Ricky's prediction for the end of the world in 2050 if he marries Lisa Marie Presley.

Dolores Cannon and background players -  do they have souls or not?

Why pajamas are expensive on 3D Earth.

Nano clothing.

Permission slips in helping you to awaken.

Base/sacral chakra blockage + communication challenges in throat chakra.

Making assumptions about anything.

Mars energy and sovereignty.

Taking care of yourself first. 

Check out Kim's YT Channel Are You Awakening

Maranda's blog Astro Bartender

Dolores Cannon's books discussed:  The Convoluted Universe series

Maranda goes back 170 years to design her new house.

How kids' movies plant seeds in you & help you revisit your past.

Being a Consciousness with a Body vs a Body with Consciousness.

What you eat:  your belief systems and how they affect your physical form.

Various states of Tipsy - including the labels we put on terms.

Pluto in retrograde and why Pluto is a female badass.

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Check out Maranda's blog at Astro Bartender

Kim and Maranda had a lighthearted chat about the craziness of waiting for things to manifest.  

While 100 Million people were watching the Presidential debates, Kim and Maranda chose a different timeline...one that isn't affected by political discord or pandemics.  It may be worse, though.  It's the timeline of WAITING.  

With many planets going out of retrograde this week, this is a time for revisiting things.  Old boyfriend memories.  Childhood stuff that needed to get cleared out.  Nostalgia.    

What seems like waiting is actually You, rebalancing energy to let out the things you don't want, and let in the things that you do want.  During these times, it looks like nothing is happening because it seems like your physical world isn't manifesting anything new. 

 The Mystics use the analogy of a wooden roller coaster:  a little bit rickety, really loud, and sort of unpredictable.  Life will have its ups and downs, of course, and those segments will have beginnings and ends that you will learn to recognize.  This helps you enjoy the ride a bit more, even if it flings hair in your eyes around a few turns.  

You are shedding characteristics of an old self that no longer represents who you've become.  Let it go.  

If you must use the word "wait, then see if you can re-label the WAIT into WORTH THE WAIT.   

Check out Maranda's channeled wisdom at Astro Bartender 

Visit Kimberly's blog at Are You Awakening  

*Sorry for the audio - it's the exact same setup as usual, with different results.  Here is an example of a communication issue at work. We stated that there were issues, and thus we turned our statement into form.   Thoughts create. As within, so without. And so it is. This shit is real.

Human + Animal experimentation in Atlantis and why Centaurs always look mad.

How Maranda eliminated squirrels from Kim's timeline.

Kim transfers a fly over a Zoom meeting.

Ruth Bader Ginsberg's accomplishments and why she'll be back really soon.

Maranda goes back 150 years to design the house she wants to buy now.

'Think and Grow Rich' - Napoleon Hill and how his deaf son learned to hear.

Faith and Knowing - Your Higher Self wants you to win.

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Maranda is drinking:  Elderflower carbonated water.

Kim is drinking:  Black Cherry Pelligrino.

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Check out Maranda's blog Astro Bartender

Kim's You Tube Channel Are You Awakening

First episode on Twitch

Tipsy:  It's a state of mind.  No chemicals required unless you choose them.

Maranda channels Janis Joplin.

What to do with downloads you receive.

Maranda's download:  The Creation of the Universe.

Kimberly's download:  A full emergency rescue manual.

Souls just wanna have fun.

Timeline inconsistencies:  Houses appearing and disappearing.

Maranda's disappearing ex-boyfriend.

Your physical body as a representation of what you think about yourself.

Kimberly's friend that's been invisible for 22 years.

Kimberly picks out dresses for the Oscars.

New Maranda visits Old Maranda.

Being told you're a shitty person.

The Fun House vs The Haunted House.

Family and Friends who refuse to accept their roles as creators of their reality.

How lightworkers can resemble therapists.  Talking to others' Higher Selves.

Spam calls and texts and their symbolism

Upcoming timelines:  sunnier and more freedom.

How to tell when you've made a major timeline switch.

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Maranda is drinking:  Tequila!

Kimberly:  Pellegrino and Jack Herer vape pen

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Check out Maranda's blog Astro Bartender

Kimberly's blog Are You Awakening

9-11 Edition:  How you store primary events as memories

Going through the "potato" stage of awakening

Laying around as an art

Mr. T as a guide

Kimberly promises to channel Janis Joplin on stage

New Channeled Artifact: Mysterious Lumanian Runes 

Maranda's Guides appearing as the Simpsons' cast

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Maranda is drinking:  Tequila!

Kimberly is drinking:  Pellegrino and a hit from the Jack Herer vape pen

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Visit Maranda's blog Astro Bartender

See Kimberly's art collaboration with Janis Joplin

Check out the Are You Awakening blog