Tipsy Mystics

From a YouTube Live Chat recorded 9-9-2020

Kimberly's "Charlotte's Web" scenario with a Kitchen Spider

The death of Maranda's Ego

Everything is in retrograde

Future Stoned Mystics episodes as soon as marijuana is legalized in Pennsylvania

Plasma Spiders and Flies are in your home right now

People delivering messages to you without knowing it

Maranda explains The North Node and facts being stuffed down our throats

Kimberly's beef with the Industrial Revolution, and a cardboard box anachronism

How humans are trained to suffer vs grow in joy

Neck tape

Polite flies vs impolite flies

Why you create the props in your environment

How we give our power away -  to insects, to others, and to the ego.

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Maranda is drinking:  Downeast Pumpkin Cider

Kimberly is drinking: Quaderna Via Viticultura Ecologica Red blend from Spain

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Visit Maranda's site Astro Bartender

See this video on YouTube 

Maranda and Kimberly both have frogs in their throats...so why NOT hit the record button???

Kim's Throwback Chrome Tab Configuration from 3 years ago shows up today.

Why Maranda dreads cleaning out old apartments after she moves.

Kim's art collaboration with Reptilian artist Azior.

The God concept: Come Save Us! (and why there are so many superheros).

How tacos fit into the Archetypes.

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Maranda is drinking: PA Mojito Cider

Kim is drinking:  Elossa Hard Kombucha

Visit Maranda's site Astro Bartender

See Kim's Reptilian Art Collaborations

Will the world end on Dec 21, 2020?

The Lumanians

Choosing which timeline you prefer: A peaceful world or a sploady world?

How your consciousness blinks on and off

The impossibility of UN-BEING

Accessing Akashic Records and how Kimberly taps into Janis Joplin

Collective beliefs about the future

Bringing your family to New Earth with you

Kimberly's failure at playing music and why she bought a Roli

Where does Mahjong come in?

*There are some noises that appeared on this recording which we did not edit out.  We were guided to leave them in there, as they are related to the discussions surrounding the Lumanians and their unusually expressive art.

Maranda is drinking: Bonterra Rose

Kimberly is drinking:  Ampelos 2015 Pinot Noir (Lambda: the magnitude)

Read Maranda's channels.

See Kimberly's art collaboration with Janis Joplin

Game Theory, Twin Flames and Gamemasters

Hinduism and Leela

Prime Events and timelines hooking up

Meeting prior to incarnation in preparation for the Earth Game

Kimberly's Life between Life session, and Maranda's QHHT session

Playing roles on the Game Board -  Dark vs Light

Mars and Maldek blowing up, and Mars-Neptune aspects

How subtle the Higher Self is when it speaks.  No yelling!

Truman in the Control Room

Maranda's Game Board:  Barbie on the Yacht in the Mediterranean

Kimberly's Game Board:  Catsuits, Double Agents and Orion Galactic History

Former Orion inhabitants who still like to fight - movie lovers, actors and gamers

Kimberly's B&D headshots in New Orleans

Choosing costumes on the Game Board once you know you're there

Possibilities available on the Game Board -- all of them!

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Maranda is drinking:  Rose cider - Virtue Cider

Kimberly is drinking:  Frey's Biodynamic Mendocino Red

Check out Maranda's blog 

Check out Kimberly's YouTube channel

Change...and how we beg for it, but freak out when it actually comes.

Kimberly's misinterpreted landlord letter that sent her into a moving tizzy.

Maranda's assistance in finding the perfect house---for another family.

The final answer to when your Twin Flame will show up.

Kimberly's conversation with a newborn.

Aquarius, Uranus and how resisting change can send you surprises.

Fashion while quarantined.

Collective:  Fears being addressed and codes unlocked.

Not so awake family members who still cheer you on.

Maranda is drinking: Malbec Rosé.

Kimberly is drinking:  Grey Goose and Elderberry Lemonade.

Read Maranda's blog Astro Bartender

Read Kimberly's blog Are You Awakening

What is the "Right Way" to wake up?

Are you "supposed" to eat meat, or "should" you drink alcohol?

Kimberly's life as a Mexican dancer (Pilar)

Maranda's Spanish Identity (Pilar)

House Numerology: 5 houses vs 9 houses

Seeing people that others can't see

Women that leer at Truckerlicious men

Bucket Lists:  Kimberly's #1 (too dirty to tell)  and the Second Floor of Graceland

Elvis and the Pleiades

Navigating on a plane where people can't see you

Maranda Drinking Kombrewcha

Kimberly Drinking Frey Biodynamic Red

Check out Maranda's blog Astro Bartender

Kimberly's YouTube Channel

Functioning from that Spacey State

Maranda's beef with Jesus

Journey of Souls books by Michael Newton

Maranda's therapy session: Manifesting money

Civilized Extraterrestrial societies' barter systems

Visiting hybrid children

When you don't have a television

Maranda's intention to manifest a pair of swans

Kimberly's therapy session:  The cleaning lady who thinks she's a witch

Visit Kimberly's blog: "Are You Awakening?" 

Visit Maranda's blog: "Astro Bartender"

Maranda explains Leo + the Sun relationship, not knowing how big limitless can be, and why you don't have to know the "why" of everything.

Kimberly explains how bird poop leads to a lottery ticket, and how easy it is for humans to believe what comes to them via online feeds without asking if it's true.

Replacing negative thought loops with Icons, or images that disrupt the pattern and get you back on the positive side of thinking. 

Visit Maranda on IG at @astrobartender

Visit Kimberly's blog Are You Awakening at https://awa.ke/blog or YouTube https://awa.re/yt

Here's a preview of the Tipsy Mystics' new podcast.   

Grab a cocktail and join Maranda and Kimberly as they discuss the humorous aspects of the awakening process.  You're creating your reality.  Why not have fun?  

In this preview episode, the Tipsy Mystics share three types of awakening symptoms:  

Icky 

Annoying  

Fun  

Maranda then attempts to explain astrological charts, aspecting planets and archetypes to Kimberly, who remains clueless about such things.

Beverages imbibed: Kimberly: 2015 Paxton McLaren Vale AAA Shiraz/Grenache --- in honor of her favorite car. https://organicwineexchange.com/produ... 

Maranda: Tequila and Watermelon Kombucha  

Visit Maranda on IG @astrobartender

Visit Kimberly's blog Are You Awakening at https://awa.ke/blog or YouTube https://awa.ke/yt

(Sound quality is improved in future episodes.)