Tipsy Mystics

By Kimberly Darwin

Do you realize you're creating your reality? Grab a cocktail, fire up, or pop an edible...and join Kim and Maranda for a light-hearted look at the wild "reality" of the evolution of consciousness!... more

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How many episodes does Tipsy Mystics have?

The podcast currently has 49 episodes available.

Tipsy Mystics episodes:

September 11, 2020 DEATH on the Physical and 5D levels, Maranda's Exit from 3D, and Plasma Insects in Your Home
From a YouTube Live Chat recorded 9-9-2020
Kimberly's "Charlotte's Web" scenario with a Kitchen Spider
The death of Maranda's Ego
Everything is in retrograde
Future Stoned Mystics episodes as soon as marijuana is legalized in Pennsylvania
Plasma Spiders and Flies are in your home right now
People delivering messages to you without knowing it
Maranda explains The North Node and facts being stuffed down our throats
Kimberly's beef with the Industrial Revolution, and a cardboard box anachronism
How humans are trained to suffer vs grow in joy
Neck tape
Polite flies vs impolite flies
Why you create the props in your environment
How we give our power away - to insects, to others, and to the ego.
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Maranda is drinking: Downeast Pumpkin Cider
Kimberly is drinking: Quaderna Via Viticultura Ecologica Red blend from Spain
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Visit Maranda's site Astro Bartender
See this video on YouTube
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August 27, 2020 Throat Chakra Meltdowns, Working With Seth, and Maranda's Automatic Writing
Maranda and Kimberly both have frogs in their throats...so why NOT hit the record button???
Kim's Throwback Chrome Tab Configuration from 3 years ago shows up today.
Why Maranda dreads cleaning out old apartments after she moves.
Kim's art collaboration with Reptilian artist Azior.
The God concept: Come Save Us! (and why there are so many superheros).
How tacos fit into the Archetypes.
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Maranda is drinking: PA Mojito Cider
Kim is drinking: Elossa Hard Kombucha
Visit Maranda's site Astro Bartender
See Kim's Reptilian Art Collaborations

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1h 2min
August 19, 2020 The End of the World, the Lumanians, and Bringing Your Family to New Earth
Will the world end on Dec 21, 2020?
The Lumanians
Choosing which timeline you prefer: A peaceful world or a sploady world?
How your consciousness blinks on and off
The impossibility of UN-BEING
Accessing Akashic Records and how Kimberly taps into Janis Joplin
Collective beliefs about the future
Bringing your family to New Earth with you
Kimberly's failure at playing music and why she bought a Roli
Where does Mahjong come in?
*There are some noises that appeared on this recording which we did not edit out. We were guided to leave them in there, as they are related to the discussions surrounding the Lumanians and their unusually expressive art.
Maranda is drinking: Bonterra Rose
Kimberly is drinking: Ampelos 2015 Pinot Noir (Lambda: the magnitude)

Read Maranda's channels.
See Kimberly's art collaboration with Janis Joplin

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1h 4min
August 13, 2020 Earth as a Game Board - Catsuits and Yachts in the Mediterranean
Game Theory, Twin Flames and Gamemasters
Hinduism and Leela
Prime Events and timelines hooking up
Meeting prior to incarnation in preparation for the Earth Game
Kimberly's Life between Life session, and Maranda's QHHT session
Playing roles on the Game Board - Dark vs Light
Mars and Maldek blowing up, and Mars-Neptune aspects
How subtle the Higher Self is when it speaks. No yelling!
Truman in the Control Room
Maranda's Game Board: Barbie on the Yacht in the Mediterranean
Kimberly's Game Board: Catsuits, Double Agents and Orion Galactic History
Former Orion inhabitants who still like to fight - movie lovers, actors and gamers
Kimberly's B&D headshots in New Orleans
Choosing costumes on the Game Board once you know you're there
Possibilities available on the Game Board -- all of them!
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Maranda is drinking: Rose cider - Virtue Cider
Kimberly is drinking: Frey's Biodynamic Mendocino Red

Check out Maranda's blog
Check out Kimberly's YouTube channel

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1h 3min
August 09, 2020 Lion's Gate...and Not Really Knowing What That Means
Change...and how we beg for it, but freak out when it actually comes.
Kimberly's misinterpreted landlord letter that sent her into a moving tizzy.
Maranda's assistance in finding the perfect house---for another family.
The final answer to when your Twin Flame will show up.
Kimberly's conversation with a newborn.
Aquarius, Uranus and how resisting change can send you surprises.
Fashion while quarantined.
Collective: Fears being addressed and codes unlocked.
Not so awake family members who still cheer you on.

Maranda is drinking: Malbec Rosé.
Kimberly is drinking: Grey Goose and Elderberry Lemonade.

Read Maranda's blog Astro Bartender
Read Kimberly's blog Are You Awakening

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53min
August 08, 2020 Elvis, The Pleiadians & The "Right" Way to Wake Up
What is the "Right Way" to wake up?
Are you "supposed" to eat meat, or "should" you drink alcohol?
Kimberly's life as a Mexican dancer (Pilar)
Maranda's Spanish Identity (Pilar)
House Numerology: 5 houses vs 9 houses
Seeing people that others can't see
Women that leer at Truckerlicious men
Bucket Lists: Kimberly's #1 (too dirty to tell) and the Second Floor of Graceland
Elvis and the Pleiades
Navigating on a plane where people can't see you

Maranda Drinking Kombrewcha
Kimberly Drinking Frey Biodynamic Red

Check out Maranda's blog Astro Bartender
Kimberly's YouTube Channel

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57min
August 06, 2020 5D Spacey in a 3D World, Visiting Hybrid Children, Living Without a Television
Functioning from that Spacey State
Maranda's beef with Jesus
Journey of Souls books by Michael Newton
Maranda's therapy session: Manifesting money
Civilized Extraterrestrial societies' barter systems
Visiting hybrid children
When you don't have a television
Maranda's intention to manifest a pair of swans
Kimberly's therapy session: The cleaning lady who thinks she's a witch
Visit Kimberly's blog: "Are You Awakening?"
Visit Maranda's blog: "Astro Bartender"

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1h 6min
July 26, 20205D: Weird With No Frame of Reference
Letting go of old assumptions but nothing to replace them with.

Allowing new things to come in without judgment.

Superstitions and whether or not you choose to believe in them.

Surrender and trusting the Higher Self

If “I’m” not in charge...who the hell is?!

Maranda explains Leo + the Sun relationship, not knowing how big limitless can be, and why you don't have to know the "why" of everything.
Kimberly explains how bird poop leads to a lottery ticket, and how easy it is for humans to believe what comes to them via online feeds without asking if it's true.
Replacing negative thought loops with Icons, or images that disrupt the pattern and get you back on the positive side of thinking.

Visit Maranda on IG at @astrobartender
Visit Kimberly's blog Are You Awakening at https://awa.ke/blog or YouTube https://awa.re/yt
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1h 4min
July 23, 2020 Awakening Symptoms: Icky, Annoying & Fun
Here's a preview of the Tipsy Mystics' new podcast.
Grab a cocktail and join Maranda and Kimberly as they discuss the humorous aspects of the awakening process. You're creating your reality. Why not have fun?
In this preview episode, the Tipsy Mystics share three types of awakening symptoms:
Icky
Annoying
Fun
Maranda then attempts to explain astrological charts, aspecting planets and archetypes to Kimberly, who remains clueless about such things.
Beverages imbibed: Kimberly: 2015 Paxton McLaren Vale AAA Shiraz/Grenache --- in honor of her favorite car. https://organicwineexchange.com/produ...
Maranda: Tequila and Watermelon Kombucha

Visit Maranda on IG @astrobartender
Visit Kimberly's blog Are You Awakening at https://awa.ke/blog or YouTube https://awa.ke/yt

(Sound quality is improved in future episodes.)
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57min

FAQs about Tipsy Mystics:

How many episodes does Tipsy Mystics have?

The podcast currently has 49 episodes available.