Tipsy Mystics

Do you feel an urgent call to save.....anyone?  If so, you're exploring a common theme with other Lightworkers.  

Kim and Maranda discuss the theme of Light vs Dark polarity, and how saving the world was never really the intention in the first place.  You came here to expand in joy, and the only thing you need to save...is room for dessert.

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Maranda is drinking hard Kombucha

Kimberly is drinking LaCroix and a hit of Clementine by Select.

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Kim and Maranda are back!  With shorter episodes for those of you with over-stimulated evolving minds.  What a wild ride this is!

Your guides are here by previous agreement, to help you expand your consciousness.  They can take any shape, from acrobat to dead possum, to the cashier at your favorite store.  It's all about service---with messages and lessons passed around in any interaction.  Will you get the most out of it?  Do you know how you're serving others as a guide?

In any case, the Tipsy Mystics always recommend that you include humor in the mix, for the Universe is all about inclusion. :)  

When things aren't taken so seriously, you are relaxed enough to apply the message, and recognize the levity of any situation.  We're all here to expand, so you might as well have fun.

Our motto:  Drinks on the patio.

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Maranda is drinking:  Hard Kombucha

Kim is drinking:  Coffee with Clementine Sativa

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Visit Astro Bartender.  Maranda is now offering readings!

What 5D versions of your family look like.

Choosing to stay in 3D vs trusting yourself in 5D.

Kim gets "Pixied" on Santa Monica Blvd.

Why corn mazes are complicated.

The weirdest way to manifest laundry soap.

Maranda goes to Target for guidance.

Threats:  Dangling a kid over the shark tank.

Inside the minds of death row inmates.

Attachments vs associations, and how to drop them in 5D.

New bird on our timeline:  Fairy Wren

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Maranda is drinking:  pineapple seltzer

Kimberly is drinking:  Truly Hard Lemonade

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Tipsy Mystics live from the Light Grid, from YouTube transmission.

What is the Light Grid?

The Non-physical Unseen Audience that accompanies you everywhere you go.

Maranda's Windfall Day:  Manifesting abundance in 20 minutes.

The 17-year drawn-out sex life of cicadas.

How assumptions can steer you down a path of despair--most times.

Full lunar eclipse:  Who do you trust?

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Maranda is drinking: Watermelon tequila? + LaCroix coconut soda.

Kim is drinking:  Canned wine

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When Orion energies move to Earth and play the bad guys.

Timeline glitches that make it feel like Groundhog Day.

Has The Event started? Power imbalances arising for the collective.

How Seth is sneaking back into 2021 timelines.

Your 5D Self and your Instagram feed.

5D inertia: Half exhaustion, half wild energy.

New Earth bartering exchange: free information and everyone wins.

Why underpaid workers are refusing to work, and how it's changing the job market.

2021 finances: The darkest divine comedy.

Maranda's last pennies.

What funemployed lightworkers do with their day.

Arcturians challenge humans to a duel:  Faith vs Mental Processing.  Pretty sure we all know who wins.

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Maranda is drinking:  Loverboy Hard Tea

Kimberly is drinking: Pellegrino again

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Mentioned in podcast:  Seth books by Jane Roberts

Daniel Scranton channels the Arcturians

Visit Kimberly's blog at Are You Awakening

Read Maranda's channeling at Astro Bartender

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Maranda is drinking:  Canned Wine!

Kimberly is drinking:  Tangerine Pellegrino

Visit Kimberly's blog at Are You Awakening?

Visit Maranda's blog at Astro Bartender

It's a Tipsy Trio as our friend Tess joins us with her special perspective.

Will tearing down old statues change the future?

News of a fake alien invasion:  Is it "Wag the Dog" or adventurous timeline fun? Hint: Humanity loves ETs.

How close are we to full extraterrestrial contact?

How kindness bloomed during the pandemic.

All about healing.  How much is enough?

Maranda's boxed-in job counseling session.

Using crystals to aid the healing of physical ailments.

Do you have a failsafe frequency raiser?

5D wackiness:  Tess gets messages for Kimberly.

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Check out Kimberly's blog at Are You Awakening

Visit Maranda's blog Astro Bartender

No More Human Rules - Universal rules override the human condition

Maranda and Kim have one foot firmly planted on each plane: Half 3D and half 5D.

How Kim lost an entire company from her past.

Which belief changed your reality the most when you redesigned it?  Hint:  People aren’t shitty.

Dead animals appearing in our beautiful 5D reality….are we mis-manifesting?

How movies like “Michael” and “Elf” plant seeds about limitless life.  We can learn from all that sugar.

Spirit essences practicing physicality in Kim’s kitchen.

Birds popping from balls of light. Are dragons next?

The Suez Canal incident: a large boat emulating sexual positions, or invasion of Earth’s biggest portal? You decide.

Vibrating underwear and long distance lamps to practice telepathy?

Kim’s other self wants a newer Porsche.  Kim disagrees.  Their “battle” turns physical.

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Maranda is drinking:  Kombucha, big surprise

Kim is drinking: Mango White Claw + Jack Herer

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Visit Maranda's blog Astro Bartender

Visit Kim's blog at Are You Awakening

Kim and Maranda have just had enough of the whole awakening process, feeling glued in place with one foot stuck on each plane...and no clear instructions.

If you are feeling torn between the physical world and the spiritual world, are not sure what exactly is solid and what isn't anymore, then this session is for you.  We get lost in parallel realities, voice our disdain for all things symbolic ("Just tell me the damn answer!"), and finally end up admitting that the journey is fun, despite our bitching.

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Maranda is absolutely drinking.  (Kombucha of course)

Kimberly's drink is a responsible chemistry experiment including vodka + electrolytes. + Blue Dream.

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Check out Astro Bartender

When spiritual sources you trust trigger you instead.

Weird things that awake people buy to amuse themselves.

Maranda's 5D Starbucks baristas nearly break out into dance.

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Maranda is drinking:  Kombucha with pink gin

Kimberly is drinking: Peppermint Tea (from The Tea Spot) with Green Dream

Check out Maranda's blog Astro Bartender

Check out Kimberly's blog Are You Awakening