Tipsy Mystics

By Kimberly Darwin

Do you realize you're creating your reality? Grab a cocktail, fire up, or pop an edible...and join Kim and Maranda for a light-hearted look at the wild "reality" of the evolution of consciousness!... more

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How many episodes does Tipsy Mystics have?

The podcast currently has 49 episodes available.

Tipsy Mystics episodes:

August 25, 2021 Living In A World That Doesn't Need Saving
Do you feel an urgent call to save.....anyone? If so, you're exploring a common theme with other Lightworkers.
Kim and Maranda discuss the theme of Light vs Dark polarity, and how saving the world was never really the intention in the first place. You came here to expand in joy, and the only thing you need to save...is room for dessert.
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Maranda is drinking hard Kombucha
Kimberly is drinking LaCroix and a hit of Clementine by Select.
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If you want to co-create in a big way, visit the AwakeCon site for more details on Earth's first multi-dimensional conference.

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20min
August 11, 2021 5D Guides on the 3D Plane
Kim and Maranda are back! With shorter episodes for those of you with over-stimulated evolving minds. What a wild ride this is!
Your guides are here by previous agreement, to help you expand your consciousness. They can take any shape, from acrobat to dead possum, to the cashier at your favorite store. It's all about service---with messages and lessons passed around in any interaction. Will you get the most out of it? Do you know how you're serving others as a guide?
In any case, the Tipsy Mystics always recommend that you include humor in the mix, for the Universe is all about inclusion. :)
When things aren't taken so seriously, you are relaxed enough to apply the message, and recognize the levity of any situation. We're all here to expand, so you might as well have fun.
Our motto: Drinks on the patio.
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Maranda is drinking: Hard Kombucha
Kim is drinking: Coffee with Clementine Sativa
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Visit the Are You Awakening blog
Visit Astro Bartender. Maranda is now offering readings!
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22min
June 24, 2021 New Girls on the Plane, Weirdest Manifestations, Getting Pixied
What 5D versions of your family look like.
Choosing to stay in 3D vs trusting yourself in 5D.
Kim gets "Pixied" on Santa Monica Blvd.
Why corn mazes are complicated.
The weirdest way to manifest laundry soap.
Maranda goes to Target for guidance.
Threats: Dangling a kid over the shark tank.
Inside the minds of death row inmates.
Attachments vs associations, and how to drop them in 5D.
New bird on our timeline: Fairy Wren
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Maranda is drinking: pineapple seltzer
Kimberly is drinking: Truly Hard Lemonade
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Visit the AwakeCon show site
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57min
June 04, 2021 Live from the Light Grid: The Sex Life of Cicadas, The Benefit of Contrast
Tipsy Mystics live from the Light Grid, from YouTube transmission.
What is the Light Grid?
The Non-physical Unseen Audience that accompanies you everywhere you go.
Maranda's Windfall Day: Manifesting abundance in 20 minutes.
The 17-year drawn-out sex life of cicadas.
How assumptions can steer you down a path of despair--most times.
Full lunar eclipse: Who do you trust?
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Maranda is drinking: Watermelon tequila? + LaCroix coconut soda.
Kim is drinking: Canned wine
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Visit the AwakeCon site
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59min
May 20, 2021 Timeline glitches, A Spanking From The Acturians, Has The Event Started?
When Orion energies move to Earth and play the bad guys.
Timeline glitches that make it feel like Groundhog Day.
Has The Event started? Power imbalances arising for the collective.
How Seth is sneaking back into 2021 timelines.
Your 5D Self and your Instagram feed.
5D inertia: Half exhaustion, half wild energy.
New Earth bartering exchange: free information and everyone wins.
Why underpaid workers are refusing to work, and how it's changing the job market.
2021 finances: The darkest divine comedy.
Maranda's last pennies.
What funemployed lightworkers do with their day.
Arcturians challenge humans to a duel: Faith vs Mental Processing. Pretty sure we all know who wins.
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Maranda is drinking: Loverboy Hard Tea
Kimberly is drinking: Pellegrino again
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Mentioned in podcast: Seth books by Jane Roberts
Daniel Scranton channels the Arcturians
Visit Kimberly's blog at Are You Awakening
Read Maranda's channeling at Astro Bartender
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53min
May 08, 2021Being Funemployed, Showering Spammers with Love, Lightworkers & The Vax
Kim's Masters Thesis on Alice in Wonderland

Alexandr the spammer

Things don't have to be hard

The downfall of corporate swag

Funemployed and buying with abandon

Telepathy : when pictures replace words

Kim's ride on a really big multidimensional animal

Recognizing the energy of loved ones

Maranda visits WW2 ancestors and showers them with love

Why "screaming into the abyss" is a great rebalancing practice

Pluto in Retrograde - stuff's being revealed

How Ted Cruz helped the collective evolve

Why does Kim have a Mahjong set?

Lightworkers & The Vax
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Maranda is drinking: Canned Wine!
Kimberly is drinking: Tangerine Pellegrino

Visit Kimberly's blog at Are You Awakening?
Visit Maranda's blog at Astro Bartender
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1h 6min
April 13, 2021 Fake Alien Invasion Coming Soon? Will Tearing Down Statues Change the Future? - with Special Tipsy Guest, Tess
It's a Tipsy Trio as our friend Tess joins us with her special perspective.
Will tearing down old statues change the future?
News of a fake alien invasion: Is it "Wag the Dog" or adventurous timeline fun? Hint: Humanity loves ETs.
How close are we to full extraterrestrial contact?
How kindness bloomed during the pandemic.
All about healing. How much is enough?
Maranda's boxed-in job counseling session.
Using crystals to aid the healing of physical ailments.
Do you have a failsafe frequency raiser?
5D wackiness: Tess gets messages for Kimberly.
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Visit the AwakeCon site
Check out Kimberly's blog at Are You Awakening
Visit Maranda's blog Astro Bartender
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1h 1min
March 29, 2021 The Suez Canal Incident: Whimsical Crop Circle, or Battle Over A Major Portal? Choose Your Fun.
No More Human Rules - Universal rules override the human condition
Maranda and Kim have one foot firmly planted on each plane: Half 3D and half 5D.
How Kim lost an entire company from her past.
Which belief changed your reality the most when you redesigned it? Hint: People aren’t shitty.
Dead animals appearing in our beautiful 5D reality….are we mis-manifesting?
How movies like “Michael” and “Elf” plant seeds about limitless life. We can learn from all that sugar.
Spirit essences practicing physicality in Kim’s kitchen.
Birds popping from balls of light. Are dragons next?
The Suez Canal incident: a large boat emulating sexual positions, or invasion of Earth’s biggest portal? You decide.
Vibrating underwear and long distance lamps to practice telepathy?
Kim’s other self wants a newer Porsche. Kim disagrees. Their “battle” turns physical.
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Maranda is drinking: Kombucha, big surprise
Kim is drinking: Mango White Claw + Jack Herer
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Visit Maranda's blog Astro Bartender
Visit Kim's blog at Are You Awakening
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58min
March 11, 2021 3D v. 5D Bitch Session - Explicit!
Kim and Maranda have just had enough of the whole awakening process, feeling glued in place with one foot stuck on each plane...and no clear instructions.
If you are feeling torn between the physical world and the spiritual world, are not sure what exactly is solid and what isn't anymore, then this session is for you. We get lost in parallel realities, voice our disdain for all things symbolic ("Just tell me the damn answer!"), and finally end up admitting that the journey is fun, despite our bitching.
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Maranda is absolutely drinking. (Kombucha of course)
Kimberly's drink is a responsible chemistry experiment including vodka + electrolytes. + Blue Dream.
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Visit The Are You Awakening Blog
Check out Astro Bartender
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53min
February 22, 2021 5D Starbucks Baristas Sing In Unison, When Trusted Sources Trigger You
When spiritual sources you trust trigger you instead.
Weird things that awake people buy to amuse themselves.
Maranda's 5D Starbucks baristas nearly break out into dance.
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Maranda is drinking: Kombucha with pink gin
Kimberly is drinking: Peppermint Tea (from The Tea Spot) with Green Dream

Check out Maranda's blog Astro Bartender
Check out Kimberly's blog Are You Awakening
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57min

FAQs about Tipsy Mystics:

How many episodes does Tipsy Mystics have?

The podcast currently has 49 episodes available.