TMNT Shellcast

TMNT Shellcast

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  • #008: It Came from Beneath the Sewers (S02E03 1987)

    TMNT Shellcast is back to analyze "It Came from Beneath the Sewers" from season 2 episode 3 of the original 1987 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles television series.

    Chris consumes the most disgusting Pizza Time! punishment yet - desiccated liver (00:04:12) while Jon recaps all of the previous Pizza Time! scores to date (00:05:52). Andrew wonders if Baxter's munchies can be attributed to a tapeworm (00:10:16) and Jon revels in Michelangelo's carny game skills (00:13:09) before the guys compete in a carnival-themed Reptile Draft (00:17:36). We break it all down this episode with discussion from crossovers (00:44:50) to crossdressing (00:53:20), the first turtle kill (00:57:57), big brain words like "ineffectual" (01:10:11) alongside segment staples like Turtlisms (01:01:04), Villain Power Ranking (01:05:43), and Pizza Time! (01:15:10). We even mix in a new segment this week called Show and Tell (01:18:41).

    Andrew, Jon, and Chris would like to send a special thank you to Rez (https://www.instagram.com/the_art_of_rez https://www.reddit.com/user/theartofrez) for his talented work in creating the TMNT Shellcast logos.

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    1 hr 26 min
  • #007: The Incredible Shrinking Turtles (S02E02 1987)

    TMNT Shellcast continues its recap of "The Incredible Shrinking Turtles" from season 2 episode 2 of the original 1987 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles television series. 

    Andrew takes on his wheat germ pizza punishment from #006 (00:01:19), Chris thinks aliens should die quicker (00:08:42), and Jon introduces two brand new TMNT Shellcast segments; Buy Or Sell ice cream flavors (00:19:00) and Mount Rushmore of pizza styles (01:16:29). Meanwhile, the guys bring hard hitting questions like is Baxter a dope or evil genius (00:17:24), what is Shredder's vertical jump height (00:42:04), and do we know the turtle birth order (00:55:57)? Also featured in this episode is Best pizza shape and topping (01:32:12), Villain Power Ranking update (01:34:39), Turtlism catchphrases (00:09:55, 01:12:38), and Turtle Tech (00:10:53, 01:00:16). We get our first Hyperstone Heist reference (01:13:10), Jon talks amuse-bouche (01:30:33), and Chris #humblebrags about his Naples pizza experience (01:18:32) before spinning his least preferred topping in Pizza Time! (01:38:19).

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    1 hr 44 min
  • #006: Return of the Shredder (S02E01 1987)

    TMNT Shellcast barrels into season 2 episode 1 "Return of the Shredder" from the original 1987 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles television series.

    Does Jon regret using canned anchovy on his Pizza Time! punishment (00:01:16)? Andrew, Jon, and Chris relive their childhood by unboxing (00:05:01) and discussing the Best TMNT action figures (00:12:35). We meet Irma (00:29:00) and Chris talks Big Foot (00:29:41) before diving headfirst into the Reptile Draft of ultimate rat catching machine gadgets (00:54:45). Andrew gets real and discusses one of his biggest regrets (01:00:19) and the worst eating experience (01:22:23) of his life. And Jon talks laser beams (01:05:14), mock turtle soup recipe (01:20:29), and fudge (01:32:09). Turtlisms (00:21:22, 00:35:29), Turtle Tech (00:25:37), Villain Power Ranking (01:24:44) and Pizza Time! (01:31:38) also return in this episode while we do our best Burne imitation and stay late (00:52:59) to deliver you the best TMNT podcast on the airwaves.

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    1 hr 41 min
  • #005: Shredder & Splintered (S01E05 1987)

    TMNT Shellcast breaks down “Shredder & Splintered” from season 1 episode 5 of the original 1987 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles television series.

    In this season 1 finale, Chris thoroughly enjoys his raisin bran pizza punishment from #004 (00:01:27). Andrew and Jon join to help get yo’ learn on this episode regarding breakfast cereal trademarks (00:02:09), history of the walkie talkie (00:07:10), biolistic particle delivery systems (00:09:59), cement vs concrete (00:19:01), blimps vs zeppelins (00:37:08), The Renaissance (00:38:27), and steam engines & The Industrial Revolution (00:39:13). Chris gives Turtle Tech a proper segment format (00:07:10), Andrew recaps all the Turtlism catchphrases (00:18:04, 00:26:44, 00:27:23, 00:52:08, 01:11:26), and Jon channels his inner Owen Wilson in the Reptile Draft of coolest/best motion picture vehicles (00:54:19). The guys round out this episode with the Villain Power Ranking update (01:12:24) and the fishiest pizza punishment yet for Jon in Pizza Time! (01:21:57) - just don't call 'em sardines (01:25:11).

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    1 hr 34 min
  • #004: Hot Rodding Teenagers from Dimension X (S01E04 1987)

    TMNT Shellcast returns to recap "Hot Rodding Teenagers from Dimension X" from season 1 episode 4 of the original 1987 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles television series.

    Andrew kicks things off with his pepperoni and ice cream pizza punishment from #003 (00:01:03), Chris leads the discussion on Best vanilla ice cream (00:05:42), while Jon asks about the Worst New Years Eve celebrations (00:10:10). The Turtle Van steals the show in Turtle Tech (00:17:26), we learn that Krang is royalty (00:35:53), meet the Neutrinos (00:37:56) and debate how General Traag & Granitor shake up the Villain Power Ranking (01:21:56). The Reptile Draft of turtle van tech checks all the boxes (even toilets and air fryers) (00:20:59), Jon debuts a new segment called Player Select (00:59:11), and we confirm that Tara Reid is in fact not dead (01:06:56) & a zillion is not a number (01:08:45). Turn that dojo music up to 10 (01:09:28) while we round out the episode with Turtlism catchphrases (01:29:38) and another spin of the Pizza Time! wheel by Chris (01:30:03).

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    1 hr 36 min
  • #003: A Thing About Rats (S01E03 1987)

    TMNT Shellcast returns to discuss "A Thing About Rats" from season 1 episode 3 of the original 1987 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles television series.

    Jon enjoys his choco-puff pizza punishment (00:01:04) from #002 and Chris is NOT happy about it. Andrew leads the discussion with Best/Worst things to replicate (00:17:29) and Best fight scenes (00:51:50) alongside several Turtle Tech appearances this week including robot flies (00:10:32), mousers (00:10:56), replicator (00:12:31), and turtle seeking cycle (00:41:17). Shredder utters the lamest Turtlism catchphrase yet (00:44:16) while Baxter Stockman's first appearance shakes up the Villain Power Ranking (01:19:06). Also discussed in this episode is sleeping orientation (00:06:08), NYC's Rat Czar (00:14:11), real life killer robots (00:14:53), the ridiculous flying Splinter cowboy ride (00:33:23), and hopeful predictions for next episode (01:28:55).

    And as always, we end the show with a spin of the Pizza Time! wheel (01:27:14), this time by Andrew.

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    Link to cheesy fight scene Jon references: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNjbx_-BtP8

    Link to epic Leo-Raph fight scene from TMNT 2007: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU9O18Mv4Zc

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    1 hr 33 min
  • #002: Enter The Shredder (S01E02 1987)

    TMNT Shellcast is back to recap "Enter The Shredder" from season 1 spisode 2 of the original 1987 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles television series. 

    Chris eats his punishment from #001; a whipped topping pizza (00:01:24). Jon and Andrew join in the discussion of the Best/Worst breakfast cereals to eat on pizza (00:10:41), Reptile Draft of animals you want to mutate into (00:29:34), Villain Power Ranking update with ALL the turtle baddies so far (00:58:42), and even more character catchprases, aka Turtlisms (01:08:33). And this week, Jon tackles the wheel in Pizza Time! (01:12:34).

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    1 hr 19 min
  • #001: Turtle Tracks (S01E01 1987)

    TMNT Shellcast podcast has officially arrived!

    In this inaugural podcast episode, Andrew, Jon, and Chris recap "Turtle Tracks" from season 1 episode 1 of the original 1987 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles television series. 

    We also debate which Turtle would win in a fight (00:32:50), introduce Turtlisms aka character catchphrase counter (00:55:08), establish the Villain Power Ranking (01:02:55), and witness Chris spin the wheel in the first-ever Pizza Time! (01:04:43).

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    1 hr 12 min
  • TMNT Shellcast Trailer

    Welcome to TMNT Shellcast - the best Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles podcast.

    Join brothers Andrew, Jon, and Chris while they analyze each and every episode from the original 1987 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles television series. 

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    1 min

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comedy podcast hosted by Andrew, Jon, and Chris. New episodes every Wednesday at midnight 🐢