Our favorite frog boy producer puts together one his greatest hits of all time as he takes us through the 2023 NFL season through the eyes of a DolFan

Hook:
My team's gone cold
I'm wondering why
McDaniel made that call
Tua tries to fit that window
But they can't see the Ball
Eli Apple on My screen so bad,
I watch HEAT basketball
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad


Verse `:
Dear Mike, I'm writing this just to tell you this is awesome
We almost had it last year but I blame Skylar Thompson
Tua's in jiu-jitsu man I wonder what they had taught em
Imma leave my cell and email at the bottom
case you wanna chop it up about what plays to call in autumn
Super stoked for Fangs, it's a shame about Ramsey
Did you ever think Xavien Howard would be our plan B
You see the Bills fighting dog? This is our year
Speaking of Bill I bet Belichick is living life in fear
He knows Mac Jones is in the driver seat of his Career
Aaron Rodgers out here in the Dark being Weird
The AFC is ours and it's never been so clear
20 years wit no playoff wins Is in the rear
This the last time that I end year in Tears man
Anyway I Dm'd you, u prolly missed it
Call me when you get this I just bought my season tickets

Hook:
My team's gone cold
I'm wondering why
McDaniel made that call
Tua tries to fit that window
But they can't see the Ball
Eli Apple on My screen so bad,
I watch HEAT basketball
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

Verse 2:
Dear Mike I had to write this while I wait for your reply
This seasons been amazing man I can't even lie
6-2 by Week 8 already, how time Flys
The way the Cheetah moving out there he got 9 lives
What is it? Achane or Achan?
I'll call him whatever longs as feed him is the gameplan
Chris Grier at the helms man I know the teams in great hands
Nothing can go wrong support my team like a great fan
Raheem Mostert in my home on poster
I can't believe they did a celebration roller coaster
You worried bout Reek I got Waddle in the Holster
We react the same when Jevon went coast to Coaster
I know so far against good teams were an 0fer
We got time to show we'll be laughing when it's over
My girl said don't do this again I told her we gon show her
I'm drunk on hype and high on life and I ain't getting sober

HOOK:
My team's gone cold
I'm wondering why
McDaniel made that call
Tua tries to fit that window
But they can't see the Ball
Eli Apple on My screen so bad,
I watch HEAT basketball
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

Verse 3:
Ayo Mike I hope you heard my voice notes i hope you listen.
I don't understand how you lost the dam division.
How you make me hate hard knocks that must've been your mission
2nd half adjustments just had put you in submission
I don't know bout Tua but they better pay Christian
Look another screen pass I don't understand the vision
Look I'm mad hurt. No really. I'm talking mad hurt
How you sit and make me watch Taylor Swift Swag Surf
Not to mention how you got here losing to dad first
All because you couldn't draw a play to get a damn first
I mean really the Tennessee Titans...The F**kin Titans?!?!
That guy don't even Coach there no more
 we should prolly try him
Stephen Ross send some of your money we could buy him
Man I'm hurt dog, I was on top of the earth dog
How I get here from the greatest show on. Surf dawg
Why my team playing softer than a little nerf ball
The longest streak without a playoff win, now we first dawg