Sleep well? We didn't either. That's why we're a morning show, not morning people. We heard a ton of hilarious reasons why people didn't sleep last night, including dog puke, catalytic converter theft, a foot cramp, and midnight sex.

HELP NEEDED: A longtime slogger named Jessica is asking for your help. She signed up for the OC Half Marathon, but now feels inspired to switch to the FULL marathon. She's looking for someone to swap with (OC Marathon sign ups are full), and she's willing to pay the difference in price. The transfer deadline is Monday. If you can help, DM us on IG @kleinallyshow, call the Goatline (844-956-GOAT) or email [email protected].

We did an AMA with billionaire Michael Rubin where she shared what it's like to be among the uber-wealthy. Does he pick up change if he sees it on the ground? When's the last time he used a coupon? We asked all these burning questions, including asking him to buy us the butt-birth rhino from Ace Ventura. He didn't say no!