Too Broke Dads

In this special Thanksgiving episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive headfirst into holiday chaos, culinary traditions, awkward family dynamics, and… colonoscopies. Yes, really. From dissecting modern Thanksgiving menu debates like mac and cheese vs. stuffing, to the mysteries of why turkeys only seem to exist one month out of the year, the guys deliver their signature unfiltered dad humor.

Jordan breaks down his hosting game plan for 15 hungry guests — including brining timelines, thawing panic, and why dessert has become a full-contact sport. Scott brings the chaos with tales of massive family gatherings, his top-secret pie plug, and the brilliant-or-insane timing of scheduling a colonoscopy immediately after the most gluttonous weekend of the year.

If you've ever debated cranberry sauce styles, questioned why Turkey is always dry, or wondered whether a post-Thanksgiving colon cleanse is tactical or traumatic, this episode is for you. Grab your stretchy pants — it’s a feast.

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This week on Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive into the full-blown mayhem that happens when one half of the parental unit skips town — leaving the other to run the household. Scott shares his hour-by-hour meltdown as he tries to juggle cheer practice, a birthday party, a dance recital, and the elusive “purple costume bag”… all while desperately trying to make it downtown for the Michigan vs. Northwestern game at Wrigley.

From wrong directions, chaotic timelines, and a shockingly competent 6-year-old daughter, to Jordan’s tales of missing keys, freezer mysteries, and accidental wallet-less adventures… this episode is peak dad comedy.

Plus:
• Why dads should never be responsible for costume logistics
• Why Apple Wallet might destroy families
• Why every recital should come with a jail-time voucher for exhausted dads
• And the legendary story of stealing a wedding centerpiece to save a marriage (kind of)

A chaotic, hilarious, painfully relatable episode for every parent who’s ever tried — and failed — to pretend they’re in control of the weekend.

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In this laugh-out-loud episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott prove that getting older isn’t for the weak — or the well-rested. After celebrating a birthday dinner that started at 5:30 PM (because, of course), the guys reflect on what it means to be “geriatric” dads. From struggling to climb the stairs, to debating the proper bedtime for grown men, to nursing battle wounds from key lime pie — it’s a masterclass in middle-aged comedy.

The conversation spirals hilariously into sports fandom and family life: the Indiana Hoosiers’ dream season, the Chicago Bears’ eternal heartbreak, mall errands during game day, and the art of dad-level shower routines. Add a dash of aging humor, a sprinkle of college nostalgia, and the faint sound of a leaky ceiling, and you’ve got an episode that perfectly captures the beautiful chaos of dad life.

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In this hilarious “Broke Ass Dads” episode, Jordan and Scott dive into post-Halloween chaos, dad aging woes, and a World Series that left them both speechless. From Jordan’s candy addiction and “shaving cream fights” confession to Scott’s rookie mistake of critiquing his wife’s yoga pants, nothing is off-limits in this backyard therapy session. The dads also debate Midwest winters, the dangers of shopping wives armed with credit cards, and the greatest baseball series they’ve ever witnessed. Equal parts relatable and ridiculous, this episode is a home run of dad humor, sarcasm, and suburban survival.

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This week on Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott spiral from roasting “Love Is Blind” to full-blown Hoosier football fever. The dads debate whether reality show contestants have brain cells, gush over Indiana’s shocking dominance in college football, and break down why Coach Cignetti might actually be the Saban of the Midwest. Then, they pivot into full Halloween mode — from favorite candies (including some very questionable dark chocolate confessions) to neighborhood hot dog legends, kid costumes, and the perils of trick-or-treating in 40-degree weather. It’s dad life, sarcasm, and chaos — the Broke Ass way.

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The dads are back and diving headfirst into fall weather, youth sports chaos, and the strange world of internet commenters. Jordan shares his viral post that sparked an online civil war about punctuality and parenting, while Scott reveals how one reality TV contestant—Sparkle Megan from Love Is Blind—has single-handedly wrecked his household budget.

From sarcastic dad humor to spousal Amazon habits and a potential Kygo-themed 9th birthday party, this episode hits every note of suburban dad life. Tune in for laughs, relatability, and a reminder that sometimes your biggest financial risk isn’t inflation—it’s your wife discovering new influencers.

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This week, the Broke Ass Dads are all over the map — literally. Jordan’s juggling travel, kids’ sports, and a wife who (apparently) can talk for hours in a parking lot, while Scott debates whether his college football obsession is actually a religion. The guys dive into college football chaos, Major League Baseball heartbreak, and why certain fanbases just can’t let go.

Then things take a spooky turn — from over-the-top Halloween setups and blown fuses to whether a “bowl of candy on the porch” makes you a bad dad. It’s another hilarious, caffeine-fueled rant-fest about priorities, parenting, and pretending we have it all together.

Expect: sarcasm, dad logic, sports heartbreak, Halloween safety violations, and a debate on which spouse is the better human.

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In this hilarious and relatable episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott go full Midwest mode — swapping dad stories, baseball debates, and college football takes that hit every suburban dad nerve.

Scott’s fresh off a father-son trip to Ann Arbor, where his 8-year-old son experiences his first Michigan game — and maybe his first college crush. Jordan’s weighing a major dad dilemma: does he take his son to a late-night Cubs playoff game in Milwaukee on a school night? Cue the debates about bedtime, traffic, Wrigley vs. American Family Field, and delicate dad bones that “can’t handle 60-degree weather.”

The guys dive into Midwest pride, fatherhood, the chaos of travel sports weekends, and why the “drop third strike” rule in baseball might be the dumbest thing ever invented. It’s part history lesson, part sports banter, part parenting therapy session — and 100% Broke Ass Dads.

🎧 Whether you’re a Cubs or Tigers fan, a Midwest transplant, or just a tired parent trying to justify bad decisions with “it’s for the memories,” this one’s for you.

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Jordan admits to a major bagel binge that spirals into a hilarious debate with Scott about kids’ eating habits, parenting philosophies, adventurous vs. cautious children, and why both dads might not survive family camp activities. From sushi-loving 10-year-olds to chicken-nugget purists, this episode dives into the chaos of raising kids with very different tastes—and even more different personalities. Throw in some questionable hot tub etiquette, bagel guilt, and suburban dad survival stories, and you’ve got classic Broke Ass Dads chaos.

🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.

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New episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.

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The dads are back, and this week it’s all about family trips, New York adventures, and the chaos that comes with mixing kids, parents, and Broadway. Scott shares the highs and lows of bringing his family to NYC—think Times Square madness, carrying a sick 6-year-old through Central Park, and debating cabs vs. Ubers. Plus, hear how a Broadway classic collided with Michigan football, and how very different their wives approach shopping in the city. Jordan and Scott also compare their dad-skills (handyman vs. hire-a-guy) and uncover surprising overlaps in their suburban dad lives.

🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.

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New episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.

#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads