Too Broke Dads

Broke Ass Dads are back — and they’re knee-deep in Oreos, house projects, and marital negotiations. Jordan kicks things off with an Oreo confession, leading to a surprisingly deep dive into cookie technology (spoiler: double-stuffed reigns supreme). But it’s not just snacks on the docket — Scott and Jordan tackle the classic "his vs. hers" dilemmas, from gluten-free groceries to home improvement chaos. Scott shares the joy of discovering his "perfectly fine" brick house might need new windows, new paint, and a total backyard makeover. Meanwhile, Jordan gleefully stirs the pot (and clears out Scott's bank account).
The guys also chat about vacation styles, the art of the airport drink, and why booking experiences beats retail therapy any day. It’s a hilarious ride through spring cleaning, marital compromises, and dreams of hardscaped backyard paradises that may (or may not) ever happen.
Grab your Oreos and tune in — you won’t want to miss this one.

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This week, Jordan drops the ultimate bombshell—he bought a new house… five days after swearing he wouldn’t. From freezing their asses off at travel sports to cocoon-style sleeping bags for sideline moms, the dads break down the absurd gear, grueling schedules, and wallet-destroying costs of suburban parenthood. Plus, Scott reveals his favorite “item” to bring to games (hint: she’s potty-trained and great for dodging awkward convos), and both dads unpack the emotional—and financial—weight of moving with kids. Oh, and that Amazon guy? He’s basically part of the family now.

If you’ve ever made a spontaneous life-changing decision because your wife ran out of storage space… this one’s for you.

🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.

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In this episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive headfirst into the madness of travel sports season—from overpriced folding chairs to mysterious team slush funds. They break down the ridiculous purchases they’re guilted into, debate the Stanley cup epidemic, and call out the sneaky invoice culture of kid activities.

Plus, the dads get fired up about the Masters, defend Bryson DeChambeau (their unofficial sponsor), and explore why Easter Sunday falling on 4/20 might create the weirdest egg hunt ever. Also, did Jesus really love bunnies? Yeah… we go there.

It’s chaotic, it’s relatable, and it’s 100% BAD.

🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.

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New episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.

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Jordan and Scott bravely venture into the terrifying world of youth travel sports, where dreams of D1 scholarships are funded by selling plasma and maxing out credit cards. They kick things off by discussing the harrowing experience of attending a WWE event with their sons at the Allstate Arena, a venue so dated its carpet rivals that of the Las Vegas airport. But the real smackdown begins when they tackle the wallet-obliterating costs of travel sports – hockey, volleyball, soccer, baseball, and softball are covered. They compare coordinating their kids' busy schedules to solving a string-and-thumbtack conspiracy theory, and debate whether their wives like them more during travel season simply because they see them less. Finally, they question whether a trip to Cooperstown is more attainable than covering their ever-increasing travel sport debt. Turns out, the true winners aren’t the kids, but the companies selling heated stadium chairs, overpriced bats, and therapy for broke ass dads.

🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.

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Jordan and Scott are back from their family spring break trip to Mexico, and they’ve got stories. From the chaos of the check-in and check-out process to the art of scrutinizing an all-inclusive bill (because you know they tried something), they cover it all. Plus, the airport snacks that require a second mortgage, a baby and a dog living their best lives in first class, and the absolute madness of March — March Madness and The Masters, that is. Spring sports are in full swing, and the dads are here for it.

Tune in for the laughs, the complaints, and maybe a little jealousy over that dog’s upgraded seat.

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Hola from paradise! This week, Jordan and Scott are coming to you live from their all-inclusive resort in Mexico. Tune in as they break down the highs and lows of resort life, questionable tequila choices, and the hilarious world of bad resort reviews. From top-shelf tequilas to vacation hangovers (or lack thereof), no topic is off-limits. Grab a drink (preferably with a tiny umbrella) and join the Broke Ass Dads for a vacation state of mind!

🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.

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New episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.

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Spring Break is here, and we’re breaking down the chaos of traveling with kids—because let’s be real, it’s never a vacation. We dive into the must-have (but totally ridiculous) travel purchases, the great snack debate (Goldfish or bust), and why Scott is ready to fight anyone who swears by packing cubes. Buckle up, grab your travel-sized tequila, and get ready for some dad-level spring break wisdom—aka, survival tips wrapped in pure comedy.

🎧 Tune in, laugh, and let’s get through this trip together! #BrokeAssDads

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New episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.

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In this episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott go down a rabbit hole of weird Amazon purchases, questionable dad logic, and the fine line between practical and downright concerning. From impulse buys that scream “bad decision” to a deep dive into whether Scott’s neighbor is secretly a serial killer (or just really into yard work), this episode is packed with laughs, dad wisdom, and financial regrets.

Tune in as the dads justify their ridiculous purchases, debate the true purpose of zip ties, and try (and fail) to stay on budget.

🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.

📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTok

New episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.

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The tables have turned! This week, Broke Ass Dads welcomes our first-ever guests—our wives—who are ready to roast us for every ridiculous purchase we’ve ever made. From acupuncture mats to mini travel irons to earwax cameras, no Amazon cart is safe.

Our wives come prepared with receipts (literally), exposing our questionable spending habits while conveniently ignoring their four shopping folders and 480 open browser tabs. Meanwhile, Scott defends his gallon of activated charcoal (for… reasons?), and Jordan doubles down on his jetpack-style sleep contraption.

Will we survive this financial inquisition? Or are we just as guilty as they say? Tune in to find out—and let us know who’s really the bigger offender in your household!

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🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.

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New episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.

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In this episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive into the absurdity of impulse purchases, bulk buying, and travel “essentials” no one actually needs. 

From dramatic Amazon reviews to questionable marketing choices, the dads break down the insanity of online shopping, the dangers of “subscribe and save,” and why their houses are slowly turning into warehouses of unnecessary junk. They also share listener-submitted shopping fails and debate whether cutting the cord on cable has actually saved them money (spoiler: it hasn’t).

Join the chaos, the roasts, and the relentless questioning of why their wives keep buying in bulk. Don’t forget to send in your most ridiculous purchases @BrokeAssDads on Instagram!

🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.

📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTok

New episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.

#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads