Too Broke Dads

In this star-spangled episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive into two wildly different Independence Day weekends. While Jordan was surviving turf fields, $25 entry fees, and Des Moines hotel lobby bars during a travel softball tournament, Scott was enjoying a classic lakeside 4th — until a black-tie wedding in 96° heat crashed the party.

They rant about travel sports robbing family time, weddings scheduled on national holidays, tequila surprises in Iowa, and the ongoing saga of not seeing their spouses during sports season. Amid the sarcasm, there’s real talk about parenting, growing kids, bittersweet milestones, and even a few “get to know your wife again” moments.

If you’ve ever traded fireworks for foul balls or debated if “cover charge” is the right term for watching your own kid’s game — this one’s for you.

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On this episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan finally (allegedly) finishes his move — but not before outsourcing every part of it and possibly getting banned from his own house. Meanwhile, Scott tries to make sense of a mysterious moving box labeled “living room clothes.” Oh, and surprise: Jordan’s dad (a.k.a. Broke Ass Papa) joins the show and drops some classic Vegas wisdom, 80s-style fatherhood reflections, and one crucial tip for surviving Sin City.

With the kids heading off to camp, the dads plot their grown-up escape — a Backstreet Boys concert at The Sphere in Vegas, a few DARTY (day party) plans, and enough steakhouse drama to question why a piece of meat costs $1,000. Nostalgia, sarcasm, and heatstroke warnings included.

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In this hilarious and brutally honest episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive into the highs, lows, and humid chaos of Midwest summer parenting. From unexpected run-ins with Wisconsin state troopers to the bougie vs. rustic overnight camp debate, the dads share their own wild stories of father-son camp weekends—complete with creaky bunks, 2:45 AM toilet flushes, and questionable sleep arrangements. They break down the absurd cost of sleepaway camp and whether it’s really worth it (spoiler: sort of), all while uncovering the real benefits—independence, off-the-grid time, and camp friends for life. Whether your kids go to camp or not, this episode will have you laughing, sweating, and reconsidering how you spend your summer.

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This week on Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott accidentally live the same chaotic business trip without even planning it—from an unexpected airport reunion at 4:30 a.m., to a shared flight that went wildly off-course and landed in scenic (and confusing) Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. The dads recount their harrowing 8-hour journey to New York, complete with circling delays, militant flight attendants, and bathroom emergencies. But don't worry—it all ends with fine tequila at a surprise celebrity-owned NYC bar. The guys also dive deep into their passion for additive-free tequila, shout out their favorite brands, and explain how drinking tequila might even cure your headaches (maybe). Buckle up for flight trauma, hotel coincidences, NYC madness, and a smooth tequila education.

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This week on Broke Ass Dads, Jordan is solo parenting while preparing to move—and things are going exactly as you'd expect: one box packed, zero strategy, and a whole lot of complaining. Scott and Jordan dive into the chaos of moving with kids, sticker-shock from moving company quotes, and the mafia-level tape charges movers sneak in. Plus, the guys explore the absurdity of insurance math, share tips (and warnings) from past moves, and take a hilarious detour into cul-de-sacs, roleplay jokes, and neighborhood reputations. If you've ever packed a box or tried to avoid it, this one’s for you.

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In this chaotic and hilariously relatable episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive headfirst into the end-of-school-year whirlwind—aka “May-hem.” From Spirit Week meltdowns and last-minute glitter runs to teacher gifts, bus driver diplomacy, graduation party madness, and the mystery of why summer break starts before summer does, the dads try to make sense of it all.

They also tackle the struggle of keeping kids off screens, the hunt for summer structure, and why camp might be the last bastion of sanity. Toss in some dad-banter, a TikTok shoutout, a questionable credit card charge, and a moving-day crisis, and you've got an episode every parent will feel deep in their tired soul.

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Memorial Day weekend is over, and Jordan and Scott are back with sunburns, softball chants, and a wallet hangover. In this episode, the Broke Ass Dads dive into the chaos of travel sports — comparing the chill vibes of girls' softball to the intensity of boys' baseball — and marvel at the mystery of bourbon-toting parents. They also explore the financial tsunami that hits every family this time of year: summer camps, home maintenance, vacation costs, and surprise bills (including those sneaky moving violations in orange envelopes). Whether you're team underground sprinkler or hose-and-hope, you’ll laugh (and maybe cringe) along with these suburban dads navigating the madness of late spring. Plus, get ready for next week’s moving mayhem and marital meltdowns.

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This week on Broke as Dads, Jordan and Scott reunite in person to talk big purchases — specifically, new cars. From the horrors of returning a messy lease to custom-ordering a Ford Expedition, the dads dive deep into the world of suburban SUVs, third-row seating debates, and whether remote start is the most essential feature in the Midwest. Plus, they wade into hot water with EV enthusiasts and environmentalists. Are they just old-school or out of touch? Tune in and decide for yourself.

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The Broke Ass Dads are back — and this time, they’re not even in the same room. In this remote-recorded episode, Jordan and Scott dive into the chaos of adulthood with their usual banter and brutal honesty. From signing papers on a new house to planning (and failing to plan) 10-year anniversary celebrations, the guys discuss everything from bed politics and gift-giving anxiety to whether switching sides of the bed is a sign of pure madness.

Expect tangents on hotel room layouts, Chicago’s Pope, Lincoln Park Zoo’s sad animal count, and a very unromantic anniversary dinner that now includes kids and a father-in-law. Plus, find out what kind of dessert gets Jordan excited, what really happened on Scott’s wedding night, and why aluminum foil might just be the perfect 10-year gift.

It’s heartfelt, hilarious, and unmistakably Broke Ass Dads.

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In this episode, Scott & Jordan dive into the pressures and peculiarities of gift-giving, especially with Mother's Day and a 10-year wedding anniversary looming. They debate spending thresholds, the merits of joint vs. individual gifts, and whether experiences trump material items. Scott reveals his wife's aggressive home renovation plans, while Jordan considers renting out rooms for 4th of July parking. Plus, they rave about Aesthetics Temple and their special Mother's Day packages (be warned, wives may get hooked!).

🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.

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New episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.

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