Too Broke Dads

Jordan is back from a work trip to Nashville, and he’s got stories. From live music on every corner to surprisingly great food (yes, even at conference time), he and Scott break down why Nashville might be the best work trip city in the country. They compare top destinations for business travel, roast the worst (looking at you, Orlando), swap bourbon and tequila stories, and even dive into some Chicago Bears misery. Whether you’re a dad who travels for work, loves music, or just enjoys hearing two guys rant about sports and life, this one hits.

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This week on Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive into the madness of travel sports—soccer blowouts, parents who can’t find the field, and the mystery of missing jerseys. From green gummies to GameChanger apps, no sideline moment is safe. Then the dads tackle their school district’s new “Let Grow” program, designed to teach kids independence… but is it really for the kids, or the parents? With plenty of laughs, strong opinions, and a little public-shaming humor, this episode is all about modern parenting in the suburbs.

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ordan and Scott are back with a late-night Broke Ass Dads After Dark ramble just in time for Labor Day Weekend. From debating college football vs. the NFL, fantasy football struggles, and questionable draft picks (looking at you, Travis Swift), to the idea of betting on youth sports prop bets, this episode goes hilariously off the rails. Mix in Scott’s 40th birthday tequila unboxing, travel sports dad rants, and an alarm that may or may not signal the end of times, and you’ve got peak After Dark chaos. Grab a pour of additive-free tequila and join the ride.

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This week on Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive into the never-ending world of youth travel sports — from early morning wake-ups and endless car rides to outrageous fees and “hypo” practices for 8-year-olds. Between dodging Labor Day tournaments, debating whether dogs are worth the hassle, and cutting bagels in a grocery store break room, the dads reveal just how much time, money, and sanity these commitments demand. Toss in fantasy football drafts, participation trophies, and family time sacrificed for soccer, and you’ve got a full dose of dad life chaos — with plenty of laughs along the way.

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Back-to-school season is supposed to be simple—unless you forget the supply order and find yourself on a last-minute scavenger hunt for an orange paper folder with two pockets. In this episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive into the chaos of school supply shopping, the stress of missing deadlines, and the absurdly specific lists that push parents to the brink. From hunting down highlighters to debating Ninja Turtle colors, the dads share their hilarious misadventures, parenting fails, and a few lessons in patience. Plus, they wrap up summer with a trip to see the Savannah Bananas, proving that even in chaos, dad life never runs out of stories.

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In this laugh-out-loud episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive into the chaos of back-to-school shopping season. From “accidentally” buying matching first-day outfits, to spouses turning returns into an excuse for more shopping, to the great backpack debate (do kids really need a new one every year?), nothing is off-limits. The dads share hilarious outlet mall adventures, the hunt for affordable sneakers, food court horror stories, and why school starting in mid-August just doesn’t make sense. Oh—and there’s a detour into miniature golf, winter survival strategies, and a questionable Shaquille O’Neal marketing pitch.

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In this laugh-out-loud episode, the Broke Ass Dads recount their epic, impromptu happy hour-turned-all-night adventure in downtown Chicago during Lollapalooza weekend — complete with fashion critiques, generational confusion, and tequila-fueled realizations of just how old they’ve gotten. From navigating Gen Z bar culture to debating whether a Celsius energy drink spiked with High Noon is a beverage innovation or lawsuit waiting to happen, Jordan and Scott pull no punches. They also dive into hangover science, questionable seltzer trends, dad bod fashion, and how festival life changes after 35. It’s a full send into midlife with humor, heartburn, and a side of Taco Bell.

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The Broke Ass Dads are back from Las Vegas — barely. This episode unpacks their dad-style Sin City shenanigans: Jordan’s inflight cheese-induced vomiting, Scott’s suspicious bathroom encounter with a shirtless stain removal, oyster-eating while wearing white jeans, and a backstage run-in with Tiësto (and two very underdressed influencers).

They break down the sensory overload of the Sphere, Backstreet Boys ballads, gambling wins, and a pool party featuring a woman in a hoodie with cat ears — fully submerged in 110° heat. Also: a fan encounter that proves “Broke Ass Jordan” is officially internet famous.

Vegas might be in the rearview, but the stomach issues, travel sports, and looming back-to-school chaos are just getting started. You don’t want to miss this one.

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Jordan’s got no kids at home and still manages to be exhausted—classic dad move. Meanwhile, Scott’s basement floods, Jordan injures his eye fixing a faucet, and both are getting ready for a Vegas trip with more anxiety than excitement. In this episode, the Broke Ass Dads dive into the realities of dad-level trip planning, whether liquid IV drips are worth it, the art of gambling without blowing your retirement, and which senses they’d sacrifice for survival (spoiler: vision stays). Oh, and they’re hitting the Sphere for a Backstreet Boys show—debates about NSYNC and merch included. From IV lounges to buffet debates and ATM fees, this episode is your hilarious, practical, and slightly hungover guide to surviving Las Vegas as a 30- or 40-something parent.

🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.

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New episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.

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In this episode of Broke Ass Dads, Scott and Jordan go full dad-logic on spring break planning—while their wives are downstairs plotting a luxury escape that rivals a billionaire’s itinerary. From fighting Iowa speeding tickets with imaginary Kardashian lawyers to manifesting wealth with framed blank checks, the dads spiral into a hilarious breakdown of vacation delusions, parenting expenses, and marital negotiations.

They weigh the pros and cons of all-inclusive resorts, beachside tequila therapy, and the fine art of pretending Florida is a glamorous international getaway. There’s even a bold plan to take over spring break planning themselves—spoiler: it ends in mild panic and an Equifax alert. Oh, and next week? They promise a “Dad’s Guide to Doing Vegas Right.”

Whether you’re booking the Aman Yara or sneaking across the street for a staycation, this episode hits all the broke dad feels.

🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.

📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTok

New episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.

#TooBrokeDads #DadLife #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAndMoney #RelatableDads