Too Moofs

Too Moofs

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Too Moofs episodes

  • Episode 23 - Stealing Dr. John's Glory - 010621
    How can it be, it's Episode 23 - Stealing Dr. John's Glory

    In this soul crushing episode, we blabber about:

    - Cyndi Lauper ruining NYE again
    - The length's we'll go for Fazolli's breadsticks
    - Kenny's worst nightmare activity
    - Birthday parties for dogs
    - Octopus punches

    And surprisingly, so much more!

    Thanks again to all you for listening and we hope you have an amazing 2021!
    1 hr 4 min
  • Episode 22 - Two Classico Moofios One Bun - 123020
    Let's end 2020 Right! Episode 22 - Two Classico Moofios One Bun

    In this hot dog filled episode, we yammer about:

    - Cheating tactics in high school
    - Wacky hot dog toppings
    - Matt getting FOUR parking tickets in 1 day
    - Kenny has a cracky jaw
    - Pageant model nugget eating

    Don't forget to get your FREE STICKER at TooMoofs.com/Sticker

    Happy New Year, Moof Troop!
    1 hr 7 min
  • Episode 21 - Take Two, Taco Joe! - 122320
    We're legal! - Episode 21 - Take Two, Taco Joe!

    In this Part B episode, we ramble about:

    - Matt's Michael Scott situation
    - Spam & Oreo burgers
    - Kenny's quest for Rocky IV memorabilia
    - Asian Santa Clause
    - Pickle traditions

    And we have a YouTube Channel!
    Like and Subscribe to: https://bit.ly/38rEkWQ

    Merry Christmas, Moof Troop!
    1 hr
  • Episode 20 - A Cookshi Flavored Jelly Bean - 121520
    Wackiness a-plenty....it's Episode 20 - A Cookshi Flavored Jelly Bean

    In this nauseating episode, we digest:

    - Baby announcement songs
    - Spicy cookies
    - Taco Bell....again.....
    - Nambia political elections
    - And we play Beanboozled (and almost throw up on air)

    Don't forget to get a free sticker for your loved one this holiday season!
    www.TooMoofs.com/sticker
    1 hr 2 min
  • Episode 19 - Rawshun Squaht Daanss - 120920
    We're back Moof Troop! Episode 19 - Rawshun Squaht Daanss!

    In this insane episode, we talk about:

    - Matt hating another food....poutine
    - Trapping the Loch Ness Monster
    - How to win a Gold Medal in breakdancing
    - The most expensive air purifier ever

    And we have STICKERS! Get your FREE sticker today at https://TooMoofs.com/sticker
    1 hr 1 min
  • Episode 18 - Guinness Record for Escaping North Korea - 112720
    We're adults now! Episode 18 - Guinness Record for Escaping North Korea!

    In this multimedia episode, we yak about:

    - Matt not knowing where Santa lives
    - Debating how to say the rapper Chingy's name
    - Whether Mac & Cheese is a Thanksgiving food
    - Japanese fettuccine

    And did we mention we're live now! Check out our FB page for us going live each episode and catch the replays on our YouTube Channel (coming soon....)

    Also, let us know if you think you'd donate money for a customized 30 second commercial!
    1 hr 4 min
  • Episode 17 - Blood Onions - 111920
    Thanks for your patience as we present - Episode 17 - Blood Onions!

    In this infuriating episode we chat about:

    - Matt disliking Skittles....and Cheeze Its....and Milky Way....
    - Tickle spots
    - Jail-themed restaurants
    - Kenny's movie idea
    - The science of nougat
    - Our newest sponsor, Her Majesty Services (which you can visit at HerMajestyServices.com)

    Thanks for listening Moof Troop!
    1 hr
  • Episode 16 - Mr. Paul S. Poems - 111020
    How keen, it's Episode 16 - Mr. Paul S. Poems!

    In this sweet (get it) episode, we interview Paul the Poet; an Orlando staple who's known for his "on the spot" poems written to you in 7 minutes or less! We discuss his life, his loves, his typewriter.....and of course we get him to write us a poem.

    Get one of your own by e-mailing him at [email protected] or checking out his Instagram page @paulspoems

    We also try to do a normal show in between where we discuss:
    - Matt's hatred for Jenga
    - Patchy grey beards
    - Man flavored ice cream

    And much more! Also, RIP Alex Trebek. You will be missed!

    Love you guys!
    1 hr 21 min
  • Episode 15 - Skydived or Skydove - 110520
    No Politics! All stupidity! It's Episode 15 - Skydived or Skydove! In this debate-filled episode, we discuss:

    - Matt never eating at Wawa
    - Buying a genie lamp
    - Kenny's brilliant checkout line plan
    - Matt's family winning Double Dare & going to space camp
    - Kazakhstan bucket list vacations

    And many more uninteresting topics! Be sure to go to TooMoofs.com and buy our merch! We need the money!
    55 min
  • Episode 14 - Wet Your Rona Whistle - 102720
    WE'RE BACK WITH EPISODE 14 - Wet Your Rona Whistle!!!

    Thank you all for your patience while we took a much needed break! In this return episode, we yammer about:

    - The reason for the 2 week hiatus
    - Kenny keeps saying "Episode 13"
    - Love after Thanos' snap
    - Matt's French is no bueno
    - Awful ramen recipies
    - Is the lottery a Moof move?

    And so much more! We absolutely love having you all as Moof Troopers and can't wait to share more with y'all on a regular basis again! E-Mail us [email protected] or text us 347-MY-MOOFS!
    57 min

About Too Moofs

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Just a couple of Moofs who ramble on about uninteresting topics....