Too Moofs

Can it be? Episode 33 - Macho Man at an OK Buy

In our first normal episode in forever, we chat about:

- Secret handshakes
- Wasting the time of scammers
- Group dancing at weddings
- The anxiety of being left on "read"
- Confusing a Whopper and a Big Mac

And much more!

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WE'RE BACK with Episode 32 - A Very Kenny Episode

And of course we're discussing why we've been gone for 3 weeks (Spoiler Alert: Kenny was dying....)

But outside of Kenny's ER adventures, we discuss Chocolate Milk and Matt getting into a bar fight!

Normal episode coming soon! Thanks for tuning in to this very special episode.....

Let's get it done! Episode 31 - Selfishly Karening It Up

In this long-winded show, we blab about:

- Matt getting yet ANOTHER parking ticket
- Kenny angry at a $500,000 bowl
- Healthy fast food restaurants
- Hacking Zoom calls
- The Never Ending Cereal Paradox

And so much more!

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It's so dirty! Episode 30 - The Smoothest Voices No One Could Hear

In this technically challenged episode, we rant about:

- Fake lottery tickets
- The hotness of Somali women
- Celebrating your birthday month if your birthday is on the 1st
- What defines a "liquid diet"
- The perfect milk temperature for cereal

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Ain't it fine? Episode 29 - The Gloomiest and Doomiest of Shows

In this awkwardly depressing episode, we talk about:

- Cereal combinations
- Intentional copycat logos
- Giving judges yellow and red cards
- Job options for your dog
- Rebooting the 90's show Dinosaurs

And many more insane topics!

Special shout out to Sam from the Samantics Podcast for chiming in on the show cat!

Love you guys!

Ain't it great! Episode 28 - Top That? You Got It Dude!

In this longer than usual episode, we discuss:

- A brand new bit, "Top That!"
- Pigs playing video games
- Napping in pizza dough
- THE definitive ranking of cheese
- Can there be too MUCH hospitality at restaurants?

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Let's have a party with Episode 27 - Monsieur Unfun Jaunt

In this oddly lengthy episode, we blabber about:

- Lopsided Miss Universe competitions
- Ranking numbers
- The subtle nuance of POGS slammers
- Smuggling cacti
- Annoying accents

And so much more!

Special thanks to our sponsors, Amber from Classic Man Cuts and Jenifer with Her Majesty's Services!

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Get your kicks with Episode 26 - Take My Bracelet or Take My Jump Slap

In this surprisingly longer episode, we talk about:

- Blockbuster Video Nostalgia
- Best candy bar ratios
- Matt's seamless Dave Matthews reference
- Popcorn replacement options
- Awful internet passwords

And a lot more nonsense!

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Look Alive! It's Episode 25 - Just Talkin' Toilet Quarters

In this loopy episode, we squeeze out....

- Matt soon becoming homeless
- Kenny's favorite gif
- Getting licked by cows
- Mushroom blood
- Arcade continue buttons

And we disappoint you even more!

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Matt and I sadly present - Episode 24 - Hey Baby Bubba, This is the Worst Show Ever

In this disappointing episode, we scarf down....

- Famous rap songs about getting diarrhea
- Danish genital cartoons
- Getting LeBron James to do your errands
- And of course our Chickie Nuggie Challenge! (Spoiler alert, it's not worth it)

We'll get 'em next time, tiger....

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