Too Moofs

Climb up a tree, it's Episode 53 - Fast Food Curses

In this dog bothered episode, we blab about:

- Netflix D pics
- Honest but confusing teenagers
- Movie theater regulations
- Birthday deaths
- Tank supermarket runs

And so much more!

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Riding on a Sea Doo, Episode 52 - McDonald's Blitzkrieg

In this NEW STUDIO-RIFIC SHOW, we blab about:

- Lawyers with Trapper Keepers
- Double-decker hot dogs
- Good luck hair rips
- Annoying young clones
- Fast food alcohols

AND MANY MORE TANGENTS!

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Participate in a Fun Run....it's Episode 51 - Taliban Banana

In this aggravated episode, we speak about:

- Phone number cadences
- TV repairman stalkers
- Nard oculus goggles
- Winn Dixie John disappointing Matt
- Kenny's strange superpower

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Happy Halloweenie, Moof Troop!

Ain't it Nifty? Episode 50 - Clearly the Answer Is Not Aliens

In this record-breaking episode, we blab about:

- Classiness levels of chain restaurants
- Backwards live streams
- Jason Segel's greatest scene
- Pet soul mates
- Ninja sword attacks

And so much more!

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Chris Pratt or Chris Pine? It's Episode 49 - Bone, Lick, & Boz

In this burgerific episode, we digest:

- Lying about farts
- Spittoon noises
- Squishy pizza rolls
- Mark Cuban ultimatums
- Proper self-burns

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It's your fate! Episode 48 - I Am Captain Cola

In this burptastic episode, we ramble about:

- Toilet Face Times
- Dream Ants
- Backboard Naming Rights
- Cinnamon Milk
- Fecal Puns

And so much more!

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90's singer Campbell, Tevin - Episode 47 - You're In My World Now

In this goofy episode, we cackle about:

- Upright Worm Dance
- Blind Potato Chip Tasting
- Sticky Arby's Sauce
- Proper Chicken Bun Sizes
- Ethics of Seat Saving

And so much more!

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Put it in the Mix! Episode 46 - Ultimate Diarrhea

In this wacky episode, we discuss:

- Dumpster Sombreros
- Bad Trivia Hosts
- British Where's Waldo
- Historical Social Media
- Matt Having a Stroke Live On The Air!

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Get ready to jive, it's Episode 45 - Dino Pyte Mehter

In this long awaited episode, we speak about:

- Free TV Scams
- Disappointing Polish Food
- Radioactive Pigs
- Anxiety Eye Puffs
- Gold Medal Snap Towels

And so much more!

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You Ddidn't Ask For More - Episode 44 - The Power of the Nuggies

In this lazy episode, we discuss:

- Horse Dancing
- Winn Dixie Wings
- The Grammar of Darts
- Matt Spying on Kenny in the Bathroom
- Mozzarella Stick Validation

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