Too Moofs

Fiddle Dee Dee, it's Episode 73 - Dusty Peanuts

In this "Kenny got lazy" episode, we chat about:

- Inconvenient Houses
- Cheese scented nail polish
- Terrible attack animals
- The awfulness of the recent Karate Kid movie
- Failed food segments

And so much more!

Hope y'all have a Happy Thanksgiving!

Get a Clue - It's Episode 72: Kink Shaming is My Kink

In this constantly uploaded episode, we blab about:

- Fake raw meat
- What to do with stolen art
- Tuesdays versus Sundays
- Nose biting
- Chocolate bunny destruction

And so much more! (Including probably the worst audio we've ever done as we almost die on air....)

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Featuring guest rapper Big Pun, it's Episode 71 - Donkey P Enterprises

In this rambling episode, we blab about....

- Alcoholic ice cream
- Awkward high school reunion awards
- Being married to inventions
- Multigenerational cereals
- Blending iPhones

And so much more!

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Remember Brandon Lee? It's Episode 70 - Foot Locker Prayer Circle

In this forgotten episode, we ponder:

- European listeners
- Stinky sock Coca Cola
- Forgetting money at an ATM
- Sucking on frozen sausages
- Medieval Tinder

And so much more!

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Ring Doorbell chime, it's Episode 69 - Have I Not Been Enjoying Them Warm?

In this high-five worthy episode, we celebrate:

- Ying Yang Twins light budget
- Chinese food accuracy
- Aggressive ice dispensers
- Pantsing rates
- Eating gourmet cat food

If you haven't heard the news already, please consider donating on PayPal to [email protected] where all money raised will go towards buying gift cards to Amber at Classic Man Cuts so she can have guaranteed cash while she undergoes treatment for breast cancer. C'mon Moof Troop, we can do it!

I sealed your fate, it's Episode 68 - Push It n Smush It

In this sophomoric episode, we digest:

- Drunk blind people
- Urinal power moves
- Time traveling Eminem
- Disposable plungers
- Drowning in chocolate

And so much more!

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Keep that engine revvin, it's Episode 67 - Eye Patches Give You Sea Cred

We thought we'd treat you to some 4th of July talkin by yakking about:

- Mayo on french fries
- Mispronouncing Buc-ees
- Gas station parking rules
- End of the world jobs
- Pee pee milkshakes

And so much more!

Be safe and keep your fingers this holiday season!

Skateboard Tricks are Sick - It's Episode 66: Sarcstic Jersey Compliments

In this way too long-awaited episode, we blab about:

- Sci-fi movie jobs
- Tonail fungus cartoons
- Scratch off prize splits
- Big Daddy 2 plot ideas
- Human zoo tricks

And so much more!

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Can I drive? It's Episode 65 - My Dad Has A Weed Guy In His Phone

In this wacky episode, we ponder:

- The bell curve of high school reunions
- Carmen Sandiego skills
- Peanut butter and Spaghettio hot dogs
- Universal conversation starters
- Taste testing Flamin' Hot Mountain Dew

And so much more!

Don't forget to subscribe to us on iHeartRadio, Spotify, Apple Podcast, or Google Podcast!

Washed up on shore, it's Episode 64 - My Grandpa Sweats When He Sits Down Too

In this tasty episode, we digest...

- Eating mac and cheese ice cream
- 70s football theme songs
- Getting stuck in an outhouse
- Proper s'more ratios
- The most important color to see

And so much more!

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