Too Moofs

Remember Nanny McPhee? It's Episode 83 - Cancelling Licenses, Cancelling Planes

In this frantic episode, we blab about...

- Music huas
- Spit-taking strangers' smoothies
- School supply stress
- Ninja smoke exits
- Workplace Draw 4 feelings

And so much more!

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So hungry, we could eat our shoe...it's Episode 82 - What in Weird Al Tarnation?


In this lackluster episode, we discuss:


- The Beef Wellington family
- Milk bag insanity
- Disney cruise commercial cheating storylines
- Soy sauce meth
- Body disposal test runs


And so much more!


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Law & Order Sound is Dun Dun, it's Episode 81 - It's-a Me! I'm In Jamaica!

In this interrupted episode, we blab about:

- Binge etiquette
- Sucking on hotel toes
- Bursting Capri Suns
- Stanky leg up a mountain
- Snobby candy stereotypes

And so much more!

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The slide won't inflatey, it's Episode 80 - Up for Some Weekend Bloodshed?

In this wrapped up episode, we digest:

- AI celebrity voices
- Lozenges...just lozenges....
- Selling Johnnycakes
- Missing mascot heads
- Cocaine breath strips

And so much more!

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Don't spelunk in a mine, it's Episode 79 - Too Many Swords

In this forgotten about show, we ponder:

- Funko Pop dopplegangers
- Hitting kids with t-shirts
- Foul ball hot dog scams
- Stolen spoons
- Kelly Kapowski's shower

And so much more!

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Turning On the Hot Plate, it's Episode 78 - Drowning in a Commercial

In this flavorful episode, we blab about:

- Uncle Sam's wife
- 90s flexes
- Vin Diesel tourette syndrome
- Happy Hour" procedures
- Winning video games when you're dead

And so much more!

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On The Office they fired Devin....it's Episode 77 - Tastes Like A Tiger's Blood Slushie

In this distant episode, we ponder:

- Aggressive Canadian homeless
- Mailing poop to your enemies
- Used wet hotel towels
- Going to jail for a free cookie
- Illiterate professional athletes

And so much more!

Don't forget, you can always e-mail us at [email protected] or text us at 347-MY-MOOFS

Don't Have Too Many Side Chicks, It's Episode 76 - How Much for Wyoming?

In this hyper episode, we ponder....

- Evolution of Emo music
- Motivational drumming
- Timeless cereals
- Cocaine first dates
- Cancer texts

And so much more!

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Don't drink and drive, it's Episode 75 - Biting Into Machu Picchu

In this rejuvinated episode, we blab about:

- Dog poop mysteries
- Inattentive barbers
- Furious makeout sessions
- Optimal holiday landings
- Dinner with Kim Jong-Un

And so much more!

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Washed up ashore, it's Episode 74 - Hashtag Me Tow

In this revived episode, we discuss:

- Fishing for conversation topics
- Tweaking soccer
- The ballad of Lester Fixins
- Corporate thank you conspiracies
- Grocery store match game

And so much more!

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