Too Moofs

Don't chop down the tree, it's Episode 63 - It Looks Reliable

In this fanatical episode, we fawn over:

- Hard Mountain Dew flavors
- All you can eat eggs
- Chess boxing
- Easter condoms
- Agreeing on birthday lyrics

And so much more!

Special thanks to our special guest Michelle aka Lego Shelly! Check out her Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/legoshelly

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You know what to do! It's Episode 62 - Flat Pepper Grinder

In this long-awaited episode, we rant about:

- Taste testing Pepsi Nitro
- Space shuttle piggyback rides
- Kiss cam planning
- Nude jackhammering
- Clutch hot dogs

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Get away from thes sun, it's Episode 61: The Nicest Hole Tournament

In this spicy episode, we debate:

- Drive-Thru menaces to society
- Baby experiments
- Yet ANOTHER scam e-mail
- Crazy strawberry pickers
- Salad bar pudding

And so much more!

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Ten Plus Fifty...Episode 60 - Sometimes You Just Gotta Scissor

In this action-packed episode we blabber about:

- The flavor of space
- Recapping our time on the Samantics Podcast
- Old men punching conspiracy theorists
- Traumatic kids movies
- Skunks with rabies

And so much more!

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It's time to shine! Episode 59 - No Thank You!

In this stalkerish episode, we discuss:

- Scorched Earth ex boyfriends
- Tomato throwing ripeness
- Jerk genies
- Potato perfumes
- Gambling on the Pope

And so much more!

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Why up so late? It's Episode 58 - Saddam Hussein Trusted You

In this episode not edited for a while, we blab about:

- Awkwardly eating in front of others
- Ghost condoms
- Disney bros for life
- Cashier side conversations
- Covert spy chickens

And so much more!

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This bread needs to leaven - It's Episode 57: Funeral Hologram Roasts

In this long awaited show, we ponder:

- Insane baby names
- Smoked cream cheese phenomenon
- Buying out movie theaters
- Bobsledding in an arena
- Reusable potatoes

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Magician Tricks - Episode 56: Sword Classes or Curling Club

In this new year episode, we ponder...

- Lickable TVs
- Trinidad name branding
- Anti-bucket lists
- Evil twin origins
- The much anticipated Taco Bell Wings review

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Look Alive - Episode 55: Illegal Mentos Activities

In this extra long episode, we debate:

- Bowling ball dipping cups
- Ruthless golf broadcasts
- Princess rankings
- Forced poop scenarios
- Lame stick & hoop toys

And so much more!

Special thanks to our buddy, Tucker, for sitting in-studio with us for the entire thing!

Happy Holidays, Moof Troop!

Keeping the Score - Episode 54: All I Need Is A Two Minute Flight

In this futuristic episode, we contemplate...

- Dan Marino freakouts
- Passive-Aggressive lane changes
- Inappropriate mustaches
- Syrup pronunciations
- $500 baby powder bets

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