Too Moofs

What it be? It's Episode 43 - MRG Does Not Have Eleven Babies

In this funtacular episode, we blab about....

- Onion Olympic Torch
- Why people blacklist ketchup
- Tracy Morgan's singing chops
- Mutton curry
- Oscar the Grouch's legs

And so much more!

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Lazers Go Pew Pew - It's Episode 42 - Mummy Repellent

In this insightful episode, we discuss:

- Human Patch Updates
- Annoying British accents
- Movie theater upgrades
- Awkward bartender jokes
- Pitch black whale mouths

And so much more!

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Hide from the Sun, it's Episode 41 - Junior Interior Designers

In this smooth-sounding episode, we yak about:

- Comparing the movies Blank Check and Richie Rich
- Trnasparent napkins
- Cereal stats
- Tipping games
- Spelling Bee tragedies

And so much more!

Also, if y'all can, please help out Jai. He's a student of one of the Moof Troop and was attacked by a shark. He's fighting like crazy and any help for medical bills would be appreciated!

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Hey Shawty! It's Episode 40 - The Prince of Moofania

In this gross episode, we blab about:

- Dance Moms vs. Parrot Heads
- Female flirting tactics
- Kenny's "coughing blood adventure"
- Convincing the Queen of England to marry us
- Insisting soup returns

And many more uninteresting topics!

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Aint it fine? Episode 39 - Send Your Guy and Spiced Ham

Hey Moof Troop! In this "hilarious" episode, we yammer on about:

- Happy beginnings
- Spam vs Porkrolls
- Matt never hearing of the song "Driver's License"
- John Claude Van Damme's dance moves
- Kentucky Derby announcers

And so much more!

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No need to hate, it's Episode 38 - 2-for-1 Kim Jongaritas

In this ultra long (and ultra serious) episode, we talk about:

- Does anyone say "underpants" anymore
- Voodoo ceremonies
- Flowing down the Porkchop River
- Creating infinite energy
- Dogs floating in space while doggy paddling

And so much more!

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Home Alone Kevin? Episode 37 - Hawaii Sloppy Seconds

In this overly excited show, we discuss:

- The best chicken nugget shape
- Toilet retrieval thresholds
- Skillful ways to open a Capri Sun
- Buffet customer service
- In appropriate wrestling gimmicks
- Kenny and Matt swap segments

Special thanks to Amber at Classic Man Cuts for helping us look nice and fly!

We're in the mix - Episode 36 - Doing the Hunka Chunka!

In this insane episode, we dialogue about:

- Backup Option Cars
- An ATM Withdrawal Mystery
- Tyler Perry with a Head Full of Birds
- The Brilliance of the Movie "Coneheads"
- To-Go Crab Legs

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Look alive! It's Episode 35 - Every Frieburg For Themselves

In this fast paced episode, we discuss:

- The lack of Asian sports team names
- Lying about your age for free cookies
- How to analyze if people are dating
- Human names for cars
- Escaped monkeys still on the loose

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Ready for more? It's Episode 34 - Scamming Mr. Baba

In this scheming episode, we blab about:

- Obtaining stamps at a discount
- Food promo scams
- Matt saying "raccoon" weird
- The Truman Show in real life
- Jail for money scenarios

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