Too Moofs

We start the spooooooky season with unlucky Episode 13 - Sneeze Like a Normal Person!

In this extra long episode, we yammer on about:
- The Uselessness of Button-Fly Jeans
- This Month's #TMI Winner
- Judging Froyo Toppings
- Black Market Used Condoms
- Bargain Bin Superpowers
And much more inane topics!

Special shout out to our sponsor Amber at Classic Man Cuts for sponsoring our show! Check her out at http://classicmancuts.com/

Thanks as always for listening!

What rhymes with blelve? Episode 12 - The Square Square Before The Dot Dot!

Tonight we're joined by special guest (and our friend) Kim! She helps us chat about such subjects as:

- Unrealistic Court Shows
- Matt's (Lack Of) Disney Knowledge
- The Weirdest Sound to Hear for the First Time
- Kenny's Bad Attempt at Improv
- Cooties Symptoms

And so much more!

OH, and you can now TEXT US at 347-MY-MOOFS (347-69-66637) anytime you want! Thanks for being loyal Moof Troopers!

Oh thank heaven.....it's Episode 11 - Matt's Improv Skills!

In this lackluster episode, we rant about:
- Who gets custody of Netflix after a breakup?
- Taco Bell Wine
- Beating Death in Monopoly
- Is Nathalie the Burgergate Server?
- Entertainment value of award shows

And many more insane topics! As always, thanks for listening....and don't forget to buy some merch at TooMoofs.com!

At it again with Episode 10 - Lil Beef & Burgergate!

In this disappointing episode, we chat about:

- Matt stealing his Lonely Thoughts ideas
- Flights to nowhere
- A potential Chuck E. Cheese ticket heist
- Hate towards Peeps and cotton candy
- And of course we discuss the infamous "Burgergate"!

As always, be sure to e-mail us at [email protected] and buy our merch at TooMoofs.com!

It's fine! Episode 9 - 1...2...3....POPCORN JELLYBEAN!

In this delayed (thanks, Matt) episode we discuss:
- Matt passing up $600 with American Airlines
- Kenny's dilemma with his barber(s)
- Potentially owning a jellybean company
- Is it B-Boxing or Beat-Boxing?
And many more insane topics!

Oh, and we're now on iHeartRadio! Just search for "Too Moofs" under podcasts and listen to us anywhere on that app! Thanks again for everything, Moof Troop!

Ain't it great? Episode 8 - A Zoo Utopia

In this awful episode, we discuss:
- Matt almost getting beat up by an ex's boyfriend
- Shady doctor's offices
- Being last in a "Pay It Forward" line at a restaurant
- Kenny botches his segments
- #TMI big winner!

Thanks again for listening! Make sure you buy some merch at TooMoofs.com and send us an e-mail at [email protected]!

IT'S HERE! IT'S HERE! A NEW EPISODE OF TOO MOOFS IS HERE! Episode 7 - The ADD of Podcasts

On this episode we discuss:
- The rules of office lotto pools
- Dry cereal being for babies
- Kenny's ADD assessment
- Being BFF with an Ex
- A blind scam at the strip club

And many more asinine topics! Don't forget to participate in #TMI by e-mailing us ([email protected]) or posting on our Facebook page! Love ya guys!

New episode is here! Episode 6 - Carries Books, Can't Get Laid!

In this awkwardly long episode, we talk about:

- Matt's arch nemesis: Razor Ramon
- Kenny sucks at ordering merch
- Pimping out your significant other for free drinks
- Favorite physical arcade games
- Creeping on old classmate bikini pics

Plus we talk about a new promo program! Each month, we'll be giving away FREE MERCH to our Moof Troop Member of the month! Anyone who posts on our FB page or e-mails us at [email protected] will be entered in a monthly drawing where the winner will get free Too Moofs gear! Talk to us, please!!!

In this awkwardly long episode we talk about....

- Killer Snails
- Is that a penis on your arm?
- Pimping out your 18 year old cousin
- Matt's elevator rage
- 15% OFF MERCH ENDS THIS WEEK!!!!!

TooMoofs.com and click on Merch and buy your gear today! WE NEED THE MONEY!

It's here! A new episode! Episode 4 - The Aldi of First Dates

In this awful show, we talk about:
- Curly Fries vs. Crinkle Cut Fries
- Convincing Kristen Bell to marry Matt
- Beating an Axe Throwing Pro
- Microwaving Money

Also.....WE HAVE MERCH NOW!

Go to TooMoofs.com and click on the Merch page to buy our gear! For the next 2 weeks, save 15% off your entire order! Look embarrassing AND give us money while doing it! (Why do y'all listen to the show again?)