On This week's episode, it's Scotty's wife has a birthday, and Mike has a release date for his special. A Brawl breaks out at a 49ers preseason game, and will the Washington Redskins return? Is rock, paper, scissors overrated or underrated, would Derek look great dancing on a pole? What is the maximum age a person should be allowed to drive a car, and how can you trigger a fanbase with just one sentence.? What are the worst sounds in the world, and could you convince adults that Santa is real? Enjoy another episode, and keep laughing, assholes!