24: This week I’m breaking down the latest from RHOM and RHOC. From Stephanie’s suspicious luxury dog condo to Julia’s weak apology and Lisa’s two-hour bus delay, I’ve got thoughts. Plus, Alexia’s toga party? 

Then over in the OC, I’m talking Emily’s yelling, Katie’s receipts, and why Heather Dubrow still isn’t giving what she thinks she is. Oh, and I’m officially on a dating strike... unless a cute yogi changes my mind. 

Topics Discussed:

→ Stephanie RHOM dog condo controversy

→ Julia and Guerdy ’s confrontation on Real Housewives of Miami

→ Lisa Hochstein’s chronic lateness and luxury lifestyle

→ Emily Simpson’s parenting and RHOC family drama

→ Katie’s RHOC reunion receipts and Heather Dubrow critique

On This Episode We Cover: 

→ 00:00:00 - Introduction 

→ 00:00:35 - Love Island Finale! 

→ 00:05:51 - My Good Side by Scheana Shay

→ 00:09:56 - Top 10 The Real Housewives of Miami moments 

→ 00:20:36 - The latest feud 

→ 00:27:51 - Kelly Dodd & chump con 

→ 00:31:16 - RHOC’s Emily Simpson 

→ 00:39:07 - Emily, Gina , & Katie

→ 00:43:50 - The Golden Door retreat  

→ 00:47:35 - Tooke’s Takeaway - DATING STRIKE 

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23: This week I’m taking y’all on a wild ride through the latest 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way Tell-All and Real Housewives of Miami drama. From Any’s alleged gold-digging to Sarper proposing mid-meltdown, I’m breaking down every unhinged moment. I also get real about the truth behind wigs, natural hair, and the hairstyle I will NEVER go back to. Plus, I’m calling out Julia for her drink-throwing nonsense, standing with Guerdy, and praying for Alexia to get off the Todd-coaster once and for all.

Topics Discussed:

→ Wig talk, hot yoga, and the struggle of natural hair

→ Why I’m Team Any (and yes, she should take the money)

→ Amani’s weird obsession with Shekinah

→ Julia’s opera meltdown and why drink-throwing is not a baptism

→ Baby showers, private jets, and bull testicles

On This Episode We Cover:

→ 00:00:00 - Fourth of July fun

→ 00:02:39 - Dating is a rollercoaster

→ 00:12:04 - Natural hair & wig talk

→ 00:17:06 - 90 Day Fiancé Tell-All Pt. 2

→ 00:18:01 - And Just Like That chaos

→ 00:19:38 - Amani, Any & throuple drama

→ 00:21:30 - Juan, Jessica & more 90 Day

→ 00:23:47 - Real Housewives of Miami

→ 00:33:42 - Tookes Takeaway: PRAY

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22: Y’all, these first three episodes of Real Housewives of Miami had me in a chokehold. From Todd secretly filing for divorce and still hanging around like nothing happened, to Lisa and Larissa’s explosive feud in Milan, to Julia throwing a drink at Guerdy = during what was supposed to be a baby celebration - it’s pure Bravo chaos.

I break it all down:

→ Todd and Alexia’s messy divorce saga

→ Larissa vs. Lisa in Milan (yes, with Fabulous weighing in)

→ Guerdy =’s breast cancer recovery and Julia’s shady behavior

→ Why your hole knows when it’s time to move on

→ Marisol’s surprise wedding…and the eye patch?

On This Episode We Cover: 

→ 00:00:00 - Introduction 

→ 00:01:35 - Braless baddie moment

→ 00:02:52 - Housewives friendship drama

→ 00:09:52 - Todd & Alexia divorce mess

→ 00:18:17 - Larsa vs Lisa in Milan

→ 00:22:01 - Jody’s wild birthday party

→ 00:27:08 - Housewives gossip session

→ 00:35:06 - B!tch Boy Behavior exposed

→ 00:37:02 - Marisol’s courthouse wedding

→ 00:39:02 - Kendra’s Court: who’s lying?

→ 00:44:12 - Tookes Takeaway: hate him

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21: Yes…. I’M ON TINDER. The ghosters, the catfishers, and the aunties wiring money to men with no last names. It’s bleak. Plus we’re talking 90 Day Fiancé throuple chaos, plastic surgery overload, and why Amani’s giving Whoville BUT the BBL is popping. I’ll also check in on my girls Niesha and Jazz over on 1000-lb Roomies - weight loss goals, fried chicken setbacks, and a situationship 20 years deep.

Topics Discussed:

→ Tinder Horror Stories

→ 90 Day Fiancé Throuple Drama

→ Plastic Surgery and Self-Love

→ 1000-lb Roomies Update

→ Scams, Situationships, and Self-Worth

On This Episode We Cover: 

→ 00:00:00 - Introduction 

→ 00:01:21 - Life updates: dimples  

→ 00:03:08 - Tinder scammers & catfish 

→ 00:14:47 - 90 day fiance: THE THROUPLE

→ 00:27:46 - Stop trying to make Big Ed happen

→ 00:36:36 - 1000 lb roomies: food & fitness besties 

→ 00:38:21 - Tookes Takeway: YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL  

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20: Tookes Takes is back, baby - new team, same unfiltered LaKendra. In this episode, I’m catching y’all up on my birthday, bad dates, and why being a childless MILF is not for the weak. From getting ghosted at Bacari to meme-only communication, I’ve got stories. Plus, I talk bestie cuddles, Pride, immigrant rights, and the Gucci bag that nearly took me out. Let’s laugh, heal, and MILF our way through it together.

Topics Discussed: 

→ Dating as a Childless MILF

→ Birthday Reflections

→ Immigrant Rights & Heart Checks

→ TLC Trash TV Recap

On This Episode We Cover: 

→ 00:00:00 - Introduction 

→ 00:01:13 - Childless MILF Chronicles

→ 00:09:36 - Societal Expectations and Cuddling With Your Besties

→ 00:16:05 - Less Ignorance, More Immigrants

→ 00:19:10 - Operation “Too Legit To Get Deported”

→ 00:21:25 - Auntie Amy’s Gucci Bag

→ 00:23:58 - Jeff Lewis and Chump Life

→ 00:26:18 - Landfill Channel and 1000 Pound Roomies

→ 00:29:36 - Tookes Takeaway

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LaKendra is back to take stock of her (temporary!) dating slump and catch up on most of the new season of 90 Day Fiance!

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LaKendra is back for some more follow up on ChumpCon, a detour into the new Kanye West insanity, an Easter Sunday debrief, and then a close read of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills after the final reunion episode, including a full plan for next season!

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LaKendra has gone to ChumpCon and lived to tell the tale! This week, she takes us through her travels -- to her brother's wedding and her impromptu trip to Jeff Lewis' CHUMPCON in Las Vegas!

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LaKendra sits down to take stock of the home stretch of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, housewife by housewife! She also dips a toe into the 90 Day Fiancé waters and throws in a few dating stories to make sure y'all are in the loop!

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LaKendra is moving through the newest season of RU PAUL'S DRAG RACE with episode TEN, featuring The Villains Roast! Plus, she's got some thoughts on what gives her the ick in dating!

This week's Tooke's Talking Points include guys saying they're busy might as well be calling you another b word, Lexie Love's inner saboteur, the controversy around the roast order, Arietty stealing jokes, and Susie Toot's cerebral sandbagging!s

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