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July 02, 2025 Todd: Bravo's Pettiest Husband? | Real Housewives of Miami Drama
22: Y’all, these first three episodes of Real Housewives of Miami had me in a chokehold. From Todd secretly filing for divorce and still hanging around like nothing happened, to Lisa and Larissa’s explosive feud in Milan, to Julia throwing a drink at Guerdy = during what was supposed to be a baby celebration - it’s pure Bravo chaos.
I break it all down:
→ Todd and Alexia’s messy divorce saga
→ Larissa vs. Lisa in Milan (yes, with Fabulous weighing in)
→ Guerdy =’s breast cancer recovery and Julia’s shady behavior
→ Why your hole knows when it’s time to move on
→ Marisol’s surprise wedding…and the eye patch?
On This Episode We Cover:
→ 00:00:00 - Introduction
→ 00:01:35 - Braless baddie moment
→ 00:02:52 - Housewives friendship drama
→ 00:09:52 - Todd & Alexia divorce mess
→ 00:18:17 - Larsa vs Lisa in Milan
→ 00:22:01 - Jody’s wild birthday party
→ 00:27:08 - Housewives gossip session
→ 00:35:06 - B!tch Boy Behavior exposed
→ 00:37:02 - Marisol’s courthouse wedding
→ 00:39:02 - Kendra’s Court: who’s lying?
→ 00:44:12 - Tookes Takeaway: hate him
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50 min
June 25, 2025 Tinder Tell All: Scammers, 20 Year Situationships, + Throuples??
21: Yes…. I’M ON TINDER. The ghosters, the catfishers, and the aunties wiring money to men with no last names. It’s bleak. Plus we’re talking 90 Day Fiancé throuple chaos, plastic surgery overload, and why Amani’s giving Whoville BUT the BBL is popping. I’ll also check in on my girls Niesha and Jazz over on 1000-lb Roomies - weight loss goals, fried chicken setbacks, and a situationship 20 years deep.
Topics Discussed:
→ Tinder Horror Stories
→ 90 Day Fiancé Throuple Drama
→ Plastic Surgery and Self-Love
→ 1000-lb Roomies Update
→ Scams, Situationships, and Self-Worth
On This Episode We Cover:
→ 00:00:00 - Introduction
→ 00:01:21 - Life updates: dimples
→ 00:03:08 - Tinder scammers & catfish
→ 00:14:47 - 90 day fiance: THE THROUPLE
→ 00:27:46 - Stop trying to make Big Ed happen
→ 00:36:36 - 1000 lb roomies: food & fitness besties
→ 00:38:21 - Tookes Takeway: YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL
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43 min
June 20, 2025 I’m a Childless MILF (and Proud of It)
20: Tookes Takes is back, baby - new team, same unfiltered LaKendra. In this episode, I’m catching y’all up on my birthday, bad dates, and why being a childless MILF is not for the weak. From getting ghosted at Bacari to meme-only communication, I’ve got stories. Plus, I talk bestie cuddles, Pride, immigrant rights, and the Gucci bag that nearly took me out. Let’s laugh, heal, and MILF our way through it together.
Topics Discussed:
→ Dating as a Childless MILF
→ Birthday Reflections
→ Immigrant Rights & Heart Checks
→ TLC Trash TV Recap
On This Episode We Cover:
→ 00:00:00 - Introduction
→ 00:01:13 - Childless MILF Chronicles
→ 00:09:36 - Societal Expectations and Cuddling With Your Besties
→ 00:16:05 - Less Ignorance, More Immigrants
→ 00:19:10 - Operation “Too Legit To Get Deported”
→ 00:21:25 - Auntie Amy’s Gucci Bag
→ 00:23:58 - Jeff Lewis and Chump Life
→ 00:26:18 - Landfill Channel and 1000 Pound Roomies
→ 00:29:36 - Tookes Takeaway
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34 min
May 12, 2025 It Takes Three for 90 Day Fiance
LaKendra is back to take stock of her (temporary!) dating slump and catch up on most of the new season of 90 Day Fiance!
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42 min
April 24, 2025 Taking in the RHOBH Reunion Finale
LaKendra is back for some more follow up on ChumpCon, a detour into the new Kanye West insanity, an Easter Sunday debrief, and then a close read of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills after the final reunion episode, including a full plan for next season!
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58 min
April 17, 2025 Tookes Takes a Trip to ChumpCon!
LaKendra has gone to ChumpCon and lived to tell the tale! This week, she takes us through her travels -- to her brother's wedding and her impromptu trip to Jeff Lewis' CHUMPCON in Las Vegas!
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36 min
April 09, 2025 Taking Stock of the RHOBH
LaKendra sits down to take stock of the home stretch of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, housewife by housewife! She also dips a toe into the 90 Day Fiancé waters and throws in a few dating stories to make sure y'all are in the loop!
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1 hr
April 01, 2025 Tookes Takes on Drag Race – Season 17, Episode 10
LaKendra is moving through the newest season of RU PAUL'S DRAG RACE with episode TEN, featuring The Villains Roast! Plus, she's got some thoughts on what gives her the ick in dating!
This week's Tooke's Talking Points include guys saying they're busy might as well be calling you another b word, Lexie Love's inner saboteur, the controversy around the roast order, Arietty stealing jokes, and Susie Toot's cerebral sandbagging!s
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45 min
March 20, 2025 Tookes Takes on Drag Race – Season 17, Episode 8 + 9
LaKendra is moving through the newest season of RU PAUL'S DRAG RACE with episode EIGHT, featuring The Wicked Wiz of Oz: The Rusical! and episode NINE featuring an iconic lip sync lip lock! Plus, LaKendra gets into her thoughts on the latest season of THE TRAITORS
This week's Tooke's Talking Points include the great Rusicals of season's past, Onya Nurve proving she can do it ALL, several battles for witch parts, LaKendra's decent proposal to Jamal Sims, wigs falling off, and of course the showmance lip sync lip lock!
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36 min
March 12, 2025 Tookes Takes on Drag Race – Season 17, Episode 6 + 7
LaKendra gets back on track with the newest season of RU PAUL'S DRAG RACE with episode SIX and SEVEN, featuring everyone's favorite -- SNATCH GAME!
This week's Tooke's Talking Points include Sir Mix-a-Lot's promises to his woman, the blossoming Queen showmance this season, Lexie Love's vape clutching meltdown about her outfit that was unfortunately giving tarp, Snatch Game hits (Onya Nurve's Eddie Murphy) and misses (Lana Ja'rae's Rosa Parks), Jewels Sparkles' off the wall Miss Big Feet character, and Crystal Envy's disappointing lack of Lionel Ritchie songs.
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38 min

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