Pete wants to have an affair with a newly single David Geffen! Did Jayne Mansfield have an AFFAIR? Pete auditions for Madonna's limited series! A Taylor Swift mystery? They found love in an airport lounge and it's askew! Pete goes butch plus a Gooning competition! Let's go bro!

A Met Ball recap to digest! Luigi the Musical! Target shopping gets me cancelled? Askew! Plus tabloid tradsh! Blast Off

Pete helps everyone understand the math of Tariffs! Who is obsessed with Pete? Will they fry Luigi? Madonna and Elton make up, and we Blast Off! Plus Pup affairs and tabloid trash!

Pete shares his Gaven Rossdale story. Kelly Clarkson loves Hooters and Pete loves Ding Dongs! Pete shares his High School hijinks! Plus new panties and tabloids trash!

Blast off with Gayle King and Katty Perry! Meghan Markle's new show! Who is she? Luigi caught on tape in a AFFAIR?!?? All this and more!!!

Is Luigi sending signals in his fashion? Will the egg mystery get cracked? Is Meghan Markle prank calling Kate Middleton? All will be answered plus more surprises!

Pete has tips on how to have a sexy single Valentine's Day! What about the eggs? Pete knows! Half Time recap with style! Plus Valentines Day memories and tabloid stories!

We discuss the inauguration with hats! Wendy Williams update!Where is she? Meghan Markle's new show! Is it a practical affair? Pete gets more panties and reads more tabloids! Ding Dong?

It's Pete's Birthday celebration! Is he America's Sweetheart? Psychic Tabloid Predictions for 2025. A graveyard story.Fillet O history! Can Kim K. free Luigi? Happy Birthday!

We list what's in and what's out in 2025! America's newest star Luigi! Is she in cashmere? My holiday hotel went askew! Plus tabloid headlines and more! Who is she?