Trapped in the Cage with Nicolas Cage

We are in a dark, infinite jungle of bad movies, and there is no escape.

Hey look, it's the only good movie we get to watch for like twenty goddamn episodes.

How did we take a movie that's barely worth thinking about and discuss it for an hour? Josh has O*P*I*N*I*O*N*S on John Cusack.

Only one of these movies is halfway decent, but it's not the one you think it is.

2 movies so amazing we have to compress them into one episode! These definitely aren't two dumpster fire movies at all!

It's another, somehow lesser Ghost Rider film made for tax purposes and so Sony can hold onto the Ghost Rider IP for a few more scant years. Nicolas Cage, sadly, does not help proceedings.

It's time for the movie that killed a career.

This movie is a tiny pinprick of light in the all-consuming night of terrors that is Nicolas Cage's mid-to-late 2000s career. I'm so thankful for it that it just happened to be late and become our Thanksgiving show.

As he is the star that guides our faith and our holy path through this torrid universe, Nicolas Cage is the sole bright spot in this cynical turd of a superhero movie.

This movie is great, Nicolas Cage is great, but the title is undeniably piss. Piss that Nic Cage's character most certainly unleashed onto an unsuspecting prostitute.