Hey all. We're back again and this time it's with the sixth episode of the second season! Yes. That wasn't very creative and no there isn't any effort going to be put into the rest of this description either. With that, we hope you enjoy what we personally think is our best episode if you don't count any of the other farts we've released before it!

Hey friends,! We're back with another episode and it's a real stinker. We talk about things that'll blow your mind and of course scoop out a heaping helping of celebrity gossip. So hop onto your favorite form of public transportation and play this episode at full volume through the speakers on your phone.

Hey all. We took another little break and aren't sad about it. We stuffed our faces with bird bodies and carbs you could fill a pool with and we would do it all again. But for now, we are back with another installment of this tipped-over Porta-Potty of a podcast and we talk about all sorts of super fascinating things. Wanna know what those things that we talk about are? Well, you'll just have to listen and lose some brain cells while doing so to find out.

Hi and welcome to the next episode of this podcast which is currently playing over the loudspeakers of a Party City near you.  It's an episode where we talk about some current events that won't be current by the time you hear this and we also talk in circles while trying to CIRCLE BACK.

Welcome back to the morally bankrupt circus called Travis and John on the Internet. In this episode, we talk about some more stuff that is relatable to whatever age group you're in and don't stop doing that until the end. This episode is full of mystic mysticism, wonderful wonders, and Andy Dick.

Hey all. We're back and better than ever and as you can tell still very much delusional. We're sorry we left you, but we gave the podcast the reconstructive surgery it so desperately needed and buried its old face in the backyard next to the dog we told you went to live on a farm. Anyway, we really hope you enjoy listening to two gay idiots talk only about themselves and if you don't you're probably NOT SUBSCRIBED TO THIS PODCAST! Caps lock aside, we are happy to bring a new format and have decided to make this a seasonal thing because studies suggest the people love seasons.

Hey all. We took a little break for ourselves because sometimes it’s necessary, but now we’re back and we’re here to serve you our 50th episode! We’ve been doing this podcast for a year now now and we love that you’ve been along for the ride with us. To show our appreciation, we will be offering one lucky person the chance to win our a digital image of our faces poorly photoshopped onto the bodies of hyenas. Wanna win? Tell your friends about this podcast, email us an original joke about the Pope, and we might pick you. It’s that’s easy and also not real so do with that what you will.

Anyway, this is the last episode of the first season of the experiment we call Travis & John on the Internet. We hope you enjoyed the first installment and hope you enjoy the next. Email us at [email protected] if you hate our new format we’ll be sure to pretend we care.

Happy Halloween, friends. See you soon.

Hey all. It's us again and this is the 49th episode of the best podcast nobody has ever heard of. Except for you. But enough about you, in this episode we talk about hungry hogs that just can't wait for you to drop the slop and turn you into their next meal. After that, we take to the mean streets of Craigslist Missed Connection where everyone is either hungry for love or starving for attention. After we clear your plate for talking back to us at the dinner table, we surprise you with a trip to the Missed Connections Theater where the acting is so good it's been called "so good"! Join us, will you?

Do you have a ghost story that's so scary we'll shit our pants? Send it our way at [email protected] so we can tell everyone else while simultaneously claiming the story as our own.

Last, don't forget to subscribe, rate, and review wherever you get your podcasts. It's super-duper easy and will bring you closer to God.

Thank you all for your continued support and we can't wait to see you next Tuesday!

Haallllo guys! That's how we say hello now since that's the way Nicki Tutorials says it. Speaking of tutorials, in this episode, we teach you how to count 48 since it's the 48th episode and it's a real doozy! In our first episode of #SPOOKYSZN, we talk about a true crime so horrible we had to leave out some details which you can Google if you're that type of person. Next on the list is a trip down Craigslist Missed Connections Lane where we wave at all of our creepy neighbors before we steal a bike and head to the Craigslist Missed Connections Theater where we have a date behind the dumpster that pays $50 in Pizza Hut gift cards.

Have a question about how to make money doing virtually nothing? Email us at [email protected] and we'll respond with an answer that probably won't work!

Fresh out of friends? Well everyone that used to be in your life will come crawling back after you subscribe, rate, and review this podcast. Scout's Honor.

With all of that nonsense said, we love you at a very safe distance and can't wait to see you next Tuesday!

Hey! Didn't recognize us? That's because we have a new fancy car called the Honda Supreeze and that rattling sound you hear is nothing to be worried over so hop in because we're going on a road trip. Where is that we're taking you? To Skidmore, Missouri where we introduce you to our friend, Ken, who is someone you're not going to hate at all. After we high-tail it out of Skidmore, we're going to the missed connections on Craigslist and then to the theater because it has the best bathrooms for illicit drug use. Jk. Hugs, not drugs.

Have a pressing matter that only two strangers on the internet can answer? Email us at [email protected] and we'll gladly give you some advice you're better off getting from a rotten carrot.

Please remember to subscribe, rate, and review. We don't ask for much and we need these things to help move us up the charts.

Thank you old and new listeners for continuing this ride with us. We love you, and can't wait to see you next Tuesday.