Hi again. Thank you for joining us. We appreciate your presence and consider it a present. You can leave your coat by the door and pants in the trash because you won't be needing them.  Speaking of you not needing things, in this episode, we give you our opinions on people that asked Reddit if they are a-holes which is a weird thing to do but it gives us content for this weird thing we do! Oh did we mention that this episode is our 46th one and that without all of you we literally could still be doing this because nobody is paying us for results? Great! Speaking of paying someone for results, we take to Craigslist's missed connections, and as usual, read you some listings provided by individuals that will pay you for very specific results if you know where to look. After that, we're off like your dad's underpants and heading to the very very acclaimed Missed Connections Theater to provide you with entertainment fit for rat king.

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Hey there! We’re so happy to see you. In fact, this tree right outside your bathroom window is super comfy and we’re moving into it! Now that we’re neighbors, be sure to come over so you can hear us talk about things someone on Reddit asked and then stay for dessert which is two scoops of Craigslist missed connections dipped in Missed Connections Theater.

Seriously, do anyone of you have a question we can answer already? If so, send it to [email protected] because for real wtf.

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Hey friends, it's us again. Your favorite LBGTQ+ duo that are definitely here those baby bangs, girl. Anywho, this week we talk about some stuff at the beginning that leads us in the segment of the night that revolves around us discussing something we found on the Internet. Wanna know what that something is? It's the "Body Farm", and if you've been a useless sack of sh*t your whole life you can be a useful sack of bones by donating your embarrassing remains to them. Fun! After that, we go to Craigslust (typo, but honestly, so true) where we find some missed connections that can help you jump-start your stay at the aforementioned body farm. Ending the evening like the true gentlemen that we are, we take you for a nightcap at the Craigslist Missed Connections Theater and get you home before your neighbor reports you as a missing person.

What do you want to happen to your meat shell after you've died? Email us at [email protected] and let us know!

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We hope you all enjoy this week's ep, and we're sorry about the audio, but we can't do anything about it! We love you and can't wait to see you next Tuesday!

Hey there, friends! It's us again and we don't plan on going anywhere, aside from your dad's house, for the foreseeable furture. Nothing gross, though. Your dad needs us to help him polish a pole he has so it's totally innocent. Anyway, this is our 43rd episode and as we draw closer to the end of humanity, the two of us continue to leave this stain on its already tarnished legacy. Humanity. That's what we're talking about if that last sentence didn't make sense. Anyway: The Sequel, we chose to once again talk about some meth addicts that are totally chill and inconspicuous, then we move right into the apartment Tamara Samsonova put on Craigslist, but had to move out immediately because she doesn't salt her soup! Booooo. After that, we go back to Craigslist to find a date because maybe they have a couch we can crash on, but instead, they take us to the Craigslist Missed Connections Theater which wasn't as bad as the reviews said it would be!

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With that said, we are so happy you all continue to listen and we can't wait to burn through more of your brain cells next Tuesday!

Bonjour. It's us again and yes this is the 42nd episode if you can believe it! We talk amongst ourselves about things that don't matter in the grand scheme of things,  and one of those things is questions gay dudes on Reddit are asking. It might not sound like much, and you'd be right, but we do it anyway. After that, we visit the future arrest reports waiting to happen known as Craigslist Missed Connections. When we're done analyzing the minds and motives of people we don't know or care about, we take you to the most talked about event of the evening which takes place at the Craigslist Missed Connections Theater!

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With that, we love you all even though this relationship has been become toxic, and we can't wait to see you next Tuesday!

Hiya, folks! Its us again and we’re back with the 41st episode which we warned you about last week yet here you are. Well since you’re here and clearly have zero self-respect, please enjoy us talking about Ed Gein being the coolest neighbor with all of the most unique treasures at his annual yard sale! Also, don’t you think it’s weird that lamp bears a striking resemblance to Carol? Anyway, now we’re done putting the lotion on the skin we’re heading to the missed connections on Craigslist to see if there’s anyone from Ed’s yard sale that may not have had the courage to ask us in person if they could make a belt out of our nipples. After that, we’re heading to the Craigslist Missed Connections Theater because we have tickets that we won from a radio station that only plays the audio of Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger’s wedding vows on a loop.

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Oh! What’re you doing here? No matter. Now that you’re here we have something to tell you which is that this episode is our 40th one! Your grandma already knows which is why she’s white-knuckling the string of pearls around her neck, but we decided not to tell you because we know you looove secrets. Know what’s not a secret? That this episode, just like the other 39, is a full mess yet here we are. In this episode we continue our Reddit shenanigans and answer the age-old question, “Am I the asshole?”. After that we read some missed connections from our favorite swamp, Craigslist, and the we feed the remainder of your brain cells to the alligator we call Craigslist Missed Connections Theater!

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Wowee wow. It’s the 39th installment of this trash heap we call a podcast and boy oh boy (or however you identify) are you in for a treat. In this episode we talk - once again - about Tomorrow War and spoiler alert, we spoil the movie. After discussing some glaring plot holes and overall asshattery that is Tomorrow War we take to Reddit where we dish out another Ask Reddit special and answer some questions that someone asked on Reddit! A simple concept for simple minds which is why we’re now the NUMBER ONE podcast on iTunes! Just kidding. Nobody on iTunes listens to us. Speaking of losers, we head on over to the missed connections on Craigslist and plop some sad slop onto your tray and then offer you some Craigslist Missed Connections Theater to wash it all down!

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It's that time of the week again when we release another episode. In fact, this is our 38th episode if you don't count the lost one which would technically make this episode the 39th but who's counting. Anyway, this week we visit the subreddit r/ChangeMyView and give our two cents on why someone should believe what we think instead of what they think. It's very on-brand for us and since being on brand is our brand we take you to the missed connections category on Craigslist and then throw you in the trunk of our beat-up Mercury Sable and whisk you off to the Craigslist Missed Connections Theater.

Do you have an opinion or view that you'd like us to help you change? Send it to us at [email protected] and we'll try to convince you why you're wrong while trying to convince ourselves why we're right!

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Hi. Hello. What can we say other than it's our 37th episode. What an adventure this has been for us and we couldn't be more thrilled that you've decided to join us. In this episode, we take you - once again - to Reddit where we visit the sub r/AmItheAsshole. We read each other posts by people wondering if they are assholes based on their behavior in a specific situation and decide whether or not they are assholes. Spoiler: we're actually the assholes. After that, we visit the missed connections on Craigslist then take a hard left to our final destination which is the Craigslist Missed Connections Theater.

Were you an asshole in a situation and want us to convince you that weren't because it'll help you sleep at night? Email us at [email protected] and we'll lie our faces off just to appease you.

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With that, we sincerely love doing this not only for us, but for all of you, and we absolutely can't wait to see you next Tuesday!