Oh! It’s you again. So nice to see you. You’re just in time for the 36th episode so why don’t you grab yourself a car snack, make yourself comfortable, and enjoy the smooth sounds emanating from our hotdog gobblers. Speaking of gobbling up slender, cylindrical-shaped pieces of meat, we are serving you up a whole episode that revolves around Craigslist Missed Connections. We dive deep into the sewage water of the Internet and fish out only the finest of turds, and we do it all for you! After that, we head right around the corner and into an alley where a raggedy ass puppet show known as Missed Connections Theater is taking place. We hope you’ve come prepared for a wild night on the town, and if you haven’t, we brought some extra underpants because you’re definitely going to need them!

Do you want to send us an email describing a moment in your life when you thought an extra pair of underwear would’ve come in handy? Cool. Send that to [email protected] and we’ll talk about it in an upcoming episode!

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On that note, we love you all and can’t wait to see you next Tuesday!

Hiya! It’s us again and we’re back with our 35th episode! We can hardly believe we’ve made it this far and if you agree then our advice would be to keep it to yourselves! Speaking of advice, we give our unsolicited advice to unknowing Reddit users that chose to post on r/advice. Is our advice any good? Did Jesus walk on water? Did Jeffrey Epstein kill himself?  You can decide for yourself but also as a disclaimer we are not qualified, nor are professionals, and we don’t take responsibility for anything you choose do in regards to your quandaries. Now that that’s out of the way, we finish up our episode with a little trip to the missed connections subcategory on Craigslist and end the night with some good ol’ Missed Connections Theater!

Do you have a problem you’d like us to give our unprofessional - totally not liable - advice on? Send it to [email protected]

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Hey, it’s us again! Sorry if we startled you. We rang the doorbell but you didn’t answer so we figured we knock on all your windows until you acknowledged us.  Anyway, we’re back with our 34th episode and since we sometimes need a break we decided to ask each other questions we found on Reddit! It’s a little insight into how our minds work which if you couldn’t tell at this point is akin to a burlap sack full of angry cats. We follow that up with some expired treats we found on Craigslist’s missed connections, and then wash it down with Missed Connections Theater!

What’s the most unintentionally creepy thing you’ve ever done? Tell us at [email protected] and we’ll talk about it on the podcast!

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We hope you all enjoy the episode and can’t wait to see you next Tuesday!

Well well well. Would you look what the cat threw up. It's our 33rd episode and it's a real mess that we'll need your help cleaning up. Anyhow, in this episode we switched up our format a bit and together we give you a tour across the United States where you could win two laps around a Nascar track just for doing the absolute bare minimum as a human. Want a chance to win $1,000,000? Go get a COVID vaccination in North Carolina to enter that lottery. Want a $50 gift card that can be used we're not sure where because we didn't read that far? Go get a COVID vaccination in California. In fact, here at Travis & John on the Internet, we're offering one of you a chance to win an inspirational poster we found in the dumpster outside of a Wendy's. That's right, one of you could be the lucky winner and all you have to do is listen to every episode we've released, write a small summary of each episode on Wikipedia, and then send us your social security number and banking information. It's that easy! But we digress. After you come to the staunch realization that it takes prizes to convince people to be moderately decent, we take you Craigslist missed connections to further deepen your need for therapy. And if all of that sounds great, stick around for Missed Connections Theater where all your dreams come true when the molly we slipped you kicks in.

Do you have a kink that involves us humiliating you in exchange for cash? Email us at [email protected] and we'll tell you how bad you smell and how ugly your feet are.

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Last, if you like what you hear, please subscribe, rate, and review. It honestly helps us and it's free for you to do. Also, don’t forget to tell your friends and loved ones. They deserve something good in their life.

With that, we hope you all have a lovely week, and we absolutely can not wait to see you next Tuesday!

Look at you! You came back. We always knew you would. To celebrate your return from picking up a pack of cigarettes, we would like to invite you to listen to us play a game. “A game?” you say, mouth fully agape. That’s right, in this episode, our 32nd baby and counting, we play a trivia game that donates rice to a person in need for every correct answer given. You can play this game alone or with friends and feel slightly superior for being a charitable person.  Click here to play now! Obviously we couldn’t do an episode without sinking into the swampy pits of Craigslist missed connections, so hop on in, buckle up, and say a prayer because we’re headed straight for a tree!

Do you know a total scab of a person and want to call them out anonymously for making your life a living hell? Email us at [email protected] and we’ll read your grievances free of charge!

Last, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review! It helps us and it’s easy to do. That rhymed.

We love you all and can’t wait to see you next Tuesday!

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Oh! So nice to see you again. Won't you sit back, put your feet up, unzip your pants, and join us for Episode 31? Great. Now that you're partially undressed, let us take you on a little trip to Florida where you guessed it, Casey Anthony is located and somehow still making headlines. But wait, that was just a layover on the way to Tenessee where your COVID vaccination comes with an SUV instead of a tracking device. Superb! You're now fully vaccinated and back on the plane to Florida because you forgot your order at - insert popular burger chain with a king mascot - and forgot to lambast someone with racial slurs over tomato slices TOO THICC. Now that your crazy tank is fully empty, you're back on the plane again and heading to one bad vacation after the next because you're a horrible person and deserve nothing but the worst. Jk! You've been an upstanding member of society and to reward you we are going to finish off the evening with not only a rose but also a bedtime story straight from the pages of Missed Connections Theater!

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Do you have a weird mole that needs medical attention but has a cool shape so you refuse to have it removed? Tell us what that mole resembles by emailing us at [email protected] and then call your physician immediately.

Last, please don't forget to subscribe, rate, and review. It's so easy to do and honestly really helps us and the podcast!

We love you all and can't wait to see you next Tuesday!

Hiya! Welcome to the 30th episode of Travis & John on the Internet! This week we encourage you to shave your balls with the Turf Chopper 3.0 from Smooth My Balls and we have provided a link and discount code below! Great! Now that you have freshly shorn nuts, we can read off a list of items that you shouldn't put inside of you unless of course that item is a baby shoe in which case yeah, totally. Anyway, we also share with you a little taste of true crime and why you should never trust anyone on the Internet except for us. Finishing up the episode, we read a noteworthy missed connection we found on Craigslist then follow it up with Missed Connections Theater!

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Have a question or complaint? Email us at [email protected] and get that shit off your chest! No really. There's some shit on your chest.

Last, please subscribe, rate, and review on whichever app you're using to listen to us. It helps us move up the charts and we really want to you use the joke "Ew. Who charted" in a future episode. 

Thank you all for listening and we can't wait to see you next Tuesday!

Guten tag! That's German for hallo which coincidentally is German for hello. Fun! Anyway, your favorite queer duo is back with another episode - the 29th one if we're counting - and we answer more questions we found on r/askreddit. You may be saying to yourself or one of your friends that isn't listening to you, "they are so lazy" and you'd be right, but that's beside the point. The point is, well, there isn't one so shut up. Regardless, we couldn't have an episode without dishing out some Craigslist Missed Connections followed by our soon-to-be Tony-nominated Missed Connections Theater. 

Do you have a thought-provoking question you'd like us to answer?  Send it to [email protected] and we'll be sure to put our aluminum foil thinking caps on to answer it just for you.

Last, please subscribe, rate and review. It helps move us up the charts and honestly, we'd love that for us. Oh, and don't forget to recommend us to your friends. It'll help an angel get its wings.

With that, we hope you all enjoy and can't wait to see you next Tuesday!

Hey, friends. That's what we're calling you now, and since we're all officially friends that means we know you're going to love this week's episode. This week we talk about getting the cold shoulder from a tweaker that's a Gemini and solving the mystery of the haunted air horn which has a direct link to cats. We then graciously take you on a destination wedding in India where we witness a groom getting a BIG FAT F on his math assignment, then we drive to the nearest McDonald's for ice cream - after that wedding, we all needed it - because we know for a fact the machine isn't broken thanks to McBroken.  But wait, dessert isn't over, because we just had to serve you up a slice of Craigslist Missed Connections lovingly topped with, you guessed it, Missed Connections Theater.

Have you or someone you know ever suffered the loss of a single shoe that now lives forever by the side of the road? Tell us at [email protected]

Last, don't forget to subscribe, rate, and review. After that, tell your friends that aren't us about us so they can do the same.

We love you all, from a distance of course, and can't wait to see you next Tuesday.

Hello, friends. We're back with whatever episode number this is and we have a special treat for you. In this episode, we literally pick questions asked on Reddit and get candid. It's fun for us which should be good enough for you, so sit back and listen to us talk on and on until forever and ever... until the episode ends. Obviously, we talk Craigslist missed connections and end with some Missed Connections Theater.

Do you have an Ask Reddit question we need to answer for you? Email it to us at [email protected]

This is where we normally ask you to follow our social media accounts, and you can on Instagram and Twitter by searching for @travisandjohn. We don't recommend it but do whatever you want. You're smart.

Hope you all enjoy it and we can't wait to see you next Tuesday.