Well well well. If it isn't us again. In this episode, which is the sixteenth one, we talk a lot about nothing and then some. We try to understand why every person on Twitter is mad at Chrissy Teigen for being millions richer than they are, we talk Stacey Dash and her slow decline into whatever stunt she's pulling today, go deep into the outback where a baby was indeed taken by a dingo, and of course, serve you the Internet's leftovers in the form of Missed Connections Theater.

Do you have anything interesting you'd like to share with us? Did your dad give you a coin pouch when you were younger only for you to find out when you were older that the coin pouch was a kangaroo's scrotal sack? Tell us at [email protected]

Wanna be a part of our social media channels that we still don't use even though we've promised you we will? Twitter and Instagram: @travisandjohn

Finally, do you love YouTube and supporting people on there? Well we have one of those channels you've all be talking about and you can follow us HERE!

Hi again. We're back and better than ever! In this episode, the 15th one to be exact, we talk about a ton of really fun stuff. What's that you ask? Oh, just what Amanda Bynes has been doing, giving you the cremains of a loved one but surprise it's not them, giving sloppy blow jobs to robbers, and of course, Missed Connections Theater.

Did you give someone a handy behind a dumpster? Have you ever told a friend they looked so cute in that dress when they actually looked like dog shit but you did it because you're secretly frenemies? Tell us by emailing us at [email protected]

Wanna follow us on the social media channels we don't use? Twitter and Instagram @travisandjohn

Do you like YouTube? We have one of those as well. CLICK/TAP HERE!

Oh what? Us again? You bet your bitch tits we're back and boy oh boy do we have a special episode for you. In this episode, we discuss more things than we care to write in this description, but we do talk about some twins of political past, a real winner in New Zealand that will cut your hair and then your throat, and of course, Missed Connections Theater. But wait, there's more. Our Missed Connections Theater has a special guest all the way from the murky swamps of use your imagination you lazy bastards, and she serves up a special performance just for you. Her name is, Brielle and she is Swamp Mom to all.

Speaking of Brielle, you can follow her on Instagram by clicking on this LINK. Wanna see even more of Brielle in various states of undress and have some extra cash to throw at her bank account? Cool. Click HERE!

Have something you need to get off your chest that isn't dried up jizz? Email us at [email protected] and we will read it and then roast it.

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Last, go subscribe to our YouTube channel. It's worth it. We promise.

Hey friends. Us again. If it's Tuesday you can bet your balls and lady balls that we'll be the sunshine over your shoulder, or however that expression goes. Anyway, in this week's episode we talk about some opinions we allegedly hold, wolf and crow besties, weird websites you can enjoy any day of the week, and of course, Missed Connections Theater!

Wanna tell us about that time your now ex-best friend once called you Pizza Face becuase of your acne and so you shaved your pubic hair and threw it in his open backpack that he stupidly left open in the locker room? Write to us at [email protected]

Are you following us on social media where we've at this point posted twice? Find us on Twitter and Instagram: @travisandjohn

Lastly, don't forget to listen and subscribe to our YouTube channel. It's the same podcast but with SOUNDWAVES! Ohhh. Ahhhh. Yeahhh.

Hey! Did you miss us? We took a week off to get our minds right but obviously that didn't happen because here we are. Anyway, we talk about some things as usual and then give you some  Missed Connections Theater which you don't want to miss. Seriously, John is so funny. Hi, this is Travis writing this description.

Have a story about a ghost touching your sacred below parts? Tell us at [email protected] (honestly we're probably changing that email because it's too long).

Follow us on our social media platforms called Instagram and Twitter (twitter is the one we use most). @travisandjohn

Lastly, we have a YouTube page where you can listen to us and you should do that. Many blessings.

Hey again. Did you miss us? We're back with our last episode of 2020. In this episode, we discuss all things 2020 and how much we aren't going to miss it. Does 2021 have anything better to offer? Who knows! With that, we end the episode with a heaping helping of Missed Connections Theater and wish this shit covered cake of year goodbye!

Want to send us an email about anything that we can use as material for an episode? Do you have any suggestions on what we can discuss or any cool things you found on the internet? Send it our way to [email protected]

If you feel so inclined, follow us on Instagram or Twitter: @travisandjohn

Finally, visit us on YouTube where it's the exact same show but on YouTube!

Welcome to our tenth episode yet! We are so happy you've decided to join us and to thank you we will be back next week. In this episode, we talk about all things Christmas and holiday affairs, which includes some true crime and of course our Missed Connections Theater.

If you like us please remember to rate, review,  and subscribe in no particular order. If you hate us, give us five stars, leave a shitty review, and then subscribe.

Have a juicy secret your best friend told you never to tell but you just can't hold it in any longer? Email us at [email protected]

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Hey friends! Welcome to episode nine of your favorite podcast featuring two people you've never heard of! Speaking of Christmas demons, in this episode we briefly discuss Mariah Carey, Jennifer Hudson, and Ari fulfilling Christmas dreams. After that, we drool over our newest crush, the anti-Santa with a hotter body and forked tongue, Krampus. Lastly, we serve you up a heaping helping of Missed Connections Theater with a side of bitch why haven't you subscribed yet.

Have a sore on your face you'd like us to diagnose? Send us a photo of that bad boy with a brief description of why it, along with COVID, is ruining your social life. [email protected]

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And last but certainly not least, listen to us on YouTube. It'll help us earn money so we can give you free stuff that we no longer want due to us being able to afford better things.

Hey again. It's your two favorite losers back on our bullshit and we're happy to disappoint. In this episode we briefly talk Veep, read a handwritten letter from a stranger named Alice, take a personality quiz so you can decide for yourself if our skin is something you'd like to wear, and of course, Missed Connections Theater.

Want to write us an email about anything that's on your mind? Do you have a secret that you'd like to share with us that could potentially ruin your life? If so, send it to [email protected]

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Oh, one more thing. Please subscribe to us wherever you're listening, give us a five-star rating, and then review us (it can be you telling us to get bent). That's it! Hope you enjoy!

Despite all of your wishes, we're back again with another riveting episode of Travis & John on the Internet! In episode seven we serve up some sour grapes, play a trivia game on freerice.com which donates rice to people in need (seriously, go play!), talk about the joyously barbaric American pastime known as Black Friday, and as always, the dried-up cherry on a shit cake, Missed Connections Theater!

Don't forget to subscribe, leave five stars, and then a review telling us how we can help improve your shitty attitudes!

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Thanks, and in the wisest words Melania could muster, BE BEST!