Devin and Carolina are feeling mentally ill and the only thing that's helping is venturing to The Valley where Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright are single handedly reviving the Bravoverse and a former Miss USA is crying about a former child star getting pantsed. Plus, a brief trip into Buying Beverly Hills where they make it look really easy to buy things! Which it's actually not that easy! 

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Carolina and Devin discuss asking for help in a relationship (they won’t) and why that hinders their current home and apartment moves. Then they give updates on Bravo’s Summer House, specifically the victimhood of Carl Radke at the hands of Lindsay Hubbard, currently the most diabolical woman on Bravo. Plus, the women share some of their current inspiration; Carolina is inspired by Lala Kent’s family planning whilst Devin is inspired by women who dare to get BBL’s. 

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Devin and Carolina take a break from dealing with the stress and hope of MOVING to discuss life changes, body changes, love life changes and of course REALITY TV - from Summer House to Love is Blind to The Bachelor and some Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. 

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Devin and Carolina take a trip down to hell - sorry, the Hamptons - where the Summer House season 8 cast is going down to the darkest marital depths and it’s only episode 2! Amanda “loves” her annoying ass husband so much she threatens to leave him and Lindsay accuses Kyle of being on drugs and meanwhile West is actually kind of hot. Listen for all of this and more!

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Devin talks about her birthday… for a while… of course. And then she and Carolina discuss the season premiere of Summer House where not one but MANY relationships are in fact crumbling! Plus a recap of Love is Blind episodes 7-9!

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Devin recaps Carolina on her gluten cross contaminated birthday party before the ladies dive into the latest episodes of The Bachelor which a reawakening Carolina’s sex drive but putting Devin to sleep in contrast to the NEW SEASON OF LOVE IS BLIND with Megan Fox’s Doppelgänger and Matthew the magical disappearing man and Jimmy the toe and more! 

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Devin and Carolina are covering….. sports? This week takes a surprising turn as True Romance recaps exclusively the romantic and sexual and of course *cringe* moments of THE SUPERBOWL! Carolina is pro Travis/Taylor takeover and Devin is committed to being a hater and Usher is the G.O.A.T and tune in for additional insights! 

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Devin and Carolina catch each other up on their dating lives before diving into a recap of the new season of The Bachelor featuring an actual hot person named Joey who is breaking revolutionary ground by asking the women on the show questions about themselves. Devin and Carolina comment on Joey’s potential connections from a pair of tense sisters to an ancient thirty-one year old and more!

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Devin and Carolina discuss the stunning most perfect dating show of all time Love on the Spectrum US and all the love lessons contained with in it then discuss some updates in their own dating lives!

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Devin and Carolina briefly roast Shep’s middle aged male instagram behavior and then touch on the Southern Charm reunion before diving into the latest season of The Real Housewives of Miami from Julia’s opera career to Guerdy vs Larsa to Marysol and Alexia’s bromance and MORE!

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