Trust the Bachelor Process

It's Women Tell All!!! But first, Rose Ceremony. Which was fine, because this was potentially the dullest WTA in bachelor history. But you know what wasn't dull? Meghan Walsh (The Goop Lab producer) join TTBP this week to praise our new Bachelorette, critique our past leads, and dish all things Pilot Pete. He was no Ben Higgins or Nick Viall, but he did the trick for a bit. Your time in the flying seat is about over, Peter, time to do what mother says and BRING. HER. HOME. Whoever she is.

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Bow Chicka Wow Wow - it's Fantasy Suites!!!!!!!! And it was fully ruined by making all the girls live together and pretend that they aren't all hooking up with the Bachelor within hours of each other. It also raised a lot of questions, like, did Peter actually have sex with all the women? Was Maddison clear enough in her feelings at the hanger? Is Hannah Ann a sociopath, in the most LOVING way? We may never know these truths of the world, but one thing we do know to be true, #JUSTICEFORKELLY !

Please raise your hand if you feel personally victimized by Victoria F! Things are getting serious, you guys, and we are getting WORRIED. First, because Peter can serioulsy not end up with any of these women, and second, because his head split back open! It's like Victoria F's dog, no one seems to care. If you're also convinced the head injury is impacting his ability to make decisions, please speak up. He didn't even remember where his ex-girlfriend was from!! Sorry, where were we? Oh yeah, fantasy suites. At least next we get to see Peter do waht he does best.... hangout in windmills?

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Every season has one, the filler episode. TBH it was kind of a nice break from all the in-house drama and we only had to see Victoria whine once! Unfortunately, it was a tragic day, as we had to say goodbye to one of the very best there is - RIP Kelley. We love you, we trust you, we stan you. We also know you are in a much better place because that mansion was toxic and you're obvs gonna find a BF in 20 seconds. Now we're left with "4 little babies" to take us home. And we are ready for a front row seat of Victoria F getting dumped by Peter.

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First, we would like to congratulate everyone for making it this far because TBH, we're exhuasted. Typically by the final 6 you have a clear front runner to win, a few options for Bachelorette, and a full heart from "knowing this could actually work". But all we have today is rooting for the girl with the least amount of screen time simply because she doesn't make us want to pull our hair out. Good luck to Peter, and good luck to the rest of us finishing this season strong. Thoughts & prayers - TTBP.

It's what we've been saying this whole time, trust the process and it will work. Glad to know Peter and Natasha are listening to TTBP each week. However, TTBP is starting to get worried that it migh not work this time for Peter. It's hard to find Mrs. Right when the only women you have contact with are the villains of their own stories. If it weren't for Kelley being there to literally convict them, the entire mansion may have burned down by now. Each week more tea is spilled, and it's quite terrifying to know we're not even close to the bottom of the tea cup. Here's to another week of everyone surviving the house!

Just when you thought it couldn't get more dramatic than Champagne Gate, Chase Rice shows up. You may be asking yourself, is that the guy from the conert? The answer is yes, it is Chase from the concert. Joined by Kaitlin Bass (aka K-Bas), TTBP answers all the hard hitting questions this week. Did Chase and Victoria F(uller) actually date? Is Alayah or Victoria P(aul) telling the truth? Why, oh WHY, didn't Alayah fix her manicure before coming on the show?! We may never know these answers, but we sure can speculate. And speculate we did. Now just one more week unitl Champagne Gate Part 2.

We're just a few weeks into this season and already tears are flowin', pillows are flyin', and babies are brewin'? Alyssa Litman and Taylor Misiak from the Table Flipping podcast join TTBP to discuss potentially the most dramatic rumor to ever hit Bachelor Nation. Could Peter have gotten a girl pregnant on his season? Does he sleep with multiple women before the fantasy suite? Will this season focus on anything other than sex? We hope not! But we're still here for it no matter what.

There are no words, but somehow, TTBP finds a way to discuss the work of art that is... Champagne Gate. Never, in the history of The Bachelor, has such trivial drama been displayed so brilliantly, Shonda Rhimes herself couldn't even produce such riveting television. We may never drink champagne the same way again. Hopefully, though, we don't end up drinking it the way Kelsey does. Alas, we are two weeks in and we already have our villain, we have our bully, and we have our insanely hot woman who just "wants to be noticed". We're deep in and we haven't even gotten to the windmills yet. Cheers to an already beautiful season!

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In a mansion far, far in the Valley, stood a man ready to start his journey to find love. Even though he grew up a few short miles away, he never felt so far from home. Until his past love, Hannah B, showed up again, and again, and again... He had nothing but gorgeous, smart, funny (but not TOO funny) women in front of him. But all he could see, was Hannah B. However, with each new tear, every trauma induced vomiting, and thousands of windmill puns, he is one flight closer to finding his forever. And TTBP is back to help navigate through it all. So buckle up (every week this joke will be made?) and welcome to Sky Wars.