Turtle Time

Amy and Riley discuss Brittany Cartwright getting upset about people being critical of her and Jax's relationship.

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In this very special post-Thanksgiving episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the odd Vanderpump Rules tribute special - "Raise Your Glasses to 11 Seasons" and debate why it exists. (00:00 - 23:10)

And then we vicariously party our asses off while talking about this week's very fun episode of Southern Charm. (23:10).

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The End of Crazy Rich Asians" - we discuss Jenna Lyons being fired / quitting RHONY, Jen Shah being released from prison soon, Gia Giudice winning Special Forces, and much more! (00:00 - 27:55)

We then quickly discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 10, episode 8 - "We Need To Talk About Thiemo" (27:55)

And finally, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 11 - "The Second Lunch". (55:15)

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Amy and Riley discuss what "demoted" means in the VPR universe.

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Whitney's Lair" - we discuss Mauricio Umansky's hot as hell cover for People magazine and our night at the YouTube screening of Wicked: For Good. (00:00 - 30:20).

And after all of that we discuss the season 11 premiere of Southern Charm. (30:20)

And finally, we take one last bite of the orange by discussing part 3 of the Real Housewives of Orange County season 19 reunion. (01:02:10)

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In this teaser from our Patreon recap of BravoCon 2025, we discuss getting our energy back after a day without water in our hotel.

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Church of Mary Cosby" - we discuss the news from BravoCon 2025 which includes the Lindsay Hubbard / Tom Sandoval hotel fight, the Madison LeCroy / Sai De Silva feud, Shep Rose ranting about Paige DeSorbo and much more! (00:00 - 38:35)

We then quickly discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 10, episode 7 - "The Return of Ash T.O.P. (38:35)

And finally, we recap this week's disappointing episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 10 - "The Gilded Church". (52:00)

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Night at Mastro's" - we discuss Heather Gay saying again that she had sex with Captain Jason, the new RHONY casting rumors, and Dolores and Paulie from RHONJ getting engaged. (00:00 - 15:45).

And after all of that we give our thoughts on the Dr. Wendy Osefo episode of Wife Swap: The Real Housewives Edition. (15:45)

We then discuss part 2 of the Real Housewives of Orange County season 19 reunion. (27:35)

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Unflyable Meredith Marks" - we discuss Tom Schwartz' new soft launched girlfriend, Captain Jason refuting Heather Gay's claim that they made love, and Cole McBee getting engaged! (00:00 - 21:55)

We then quickly discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 10, episode 6 - "Suns Out, Buns Out" . (21:25)

And finally, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 9 - "The Death of a Unicorn". (41:15)

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In this teaser from our Patreon recap of "Training Days" (Season 8, Episode 2) of Vanderpump Rules, we discuss Lisa Vanderpump making Ariana Madix grovel for her job back.

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