What happens in San Diego... could ultimately wreak havoc upon Lisa Vanderpump's restaurant empire and leave it in ruins.

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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Leonardo DiCaprio owning a huge tortoise and that's why he dates younger women so that they can take care of it after he dies. (00:00 - 28:11)

Then they discuss the new season of Real Housewives of Potomac (30:30), the latest episode of Southern Charm (49:52), the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (01:38:43), and Winter House (02:03:48).

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Lisa Vanderpump must decide whether she should replace the nicoise with blackened seared ahi on Villa Blanca's menu...

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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Vanderpump Rules season 11, Kristen Doute's shocking revelation about Tom Schwartz pouring a drink on Katie's head, the potential Tom Sandoval reappraisal, and much more! (00:00 - 38:15)

Then they discuss the latest episodes of Southern Charm (38:30), the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (01:14:18), the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (01:48:54), and Winter House (02:18:33).

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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss BravoCon 2023, Bethenny Frankel's BravoCon response, and Lindsay Hubbard's Nick Viall interview. (00:00 - 50:10)

Then they discuss the latest episodes of Southern Charm (53:12), the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (01:38:15), the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (01:56:08), and Winter House (02:16:12).

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On Patreon, Amy and Riley present their full, completely candid BravoCon 2023 experience with all of the highs and horrific lows. We leave no stone unturned and no tea unspilled.

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Stassi will not stop until everyone in the world hates Jax as much as she does. But will that hatred affect the new SUR hostess, Vail, or will she instead fall in love with him?

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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Vanity Fair article detailing the horrors of Bravo, Bethenny Frankel's response, Ramona Singer's downfall, and Lindsay Hubbard's US Weekly interview.

Then they discuss the latest episode of Southern Charm, as well as this week's episodes of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Winter House, and then finally, the end of RHONY season 14.

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Lisa Vanderpump is summoning 50 Gay Mayors from all over the world to meet at Pump Restaurant. But will they want to attend when they find out Tom Schwartz might have cheated on Katie?

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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Mauricio Umansky and Emma Slater's dating rumors, Kyle Richards and Teddi Mellencamp on Watch What Happens Life, Ozempic, and even more than that. (00:00 - 52:00)

Then they discuss the season premiere of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (00:52:31), the latest episode of Southern Charm (01:33:30), the season premiere of Winter House (02:04:19), and then finally, the first part of the Real Housewives of New York City reunion (02:28:14)

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