Amy and Riley overcame the Ides of March to bring you this very special recap of Vanderpump Rules. In this episode, Scheana hosts an intervention for her husband, Shay, and also James has a breakthrough in his couples' therapy session with Kristen.

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It's a special emegency episode, little turtle cuties. Amy and Riley discuss Summer House season 8 episode 4 and what it means for the future of Lindsay and Carl.

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Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Oscars, The Valley trailer, Kate Middleton, Rachel Goes Rogue, and Kristen Doute saying she got thousands of dollars from Tom Sandoval on Paypal. (00:00 - 47:51)

And then they dive into the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules (53:42) and then they recap the latest episode of Summer House as well. (02:16:39)

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Scheana Shay lets her friends and Lisa know that she is experiencing some difficult issues in her marriage. But once those issues come to light, will Lisa still be able to start a rivalry between her SUR employees and her Pump employees? 

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Amy and Riley unfortunately had a lot of issues recording remotely this week so the episode quality suffered tremendously. We almost didn't want to put this out, but we thought some Little Turtle Cuties might derive some ironic enjoyment out of seeing how badly things went. Ultimately we thought if we even prompted one smile or laugh it was better than putting nothing out.

So sorry for this one, Turtle Time community. We'll be back next week with a much better episode.

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Amy and Riley discuss a haunting scene where Tom and Ariana buy a new couch together.

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There's breaking news, little turtle cuties. On this episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Jax and Brittany's separation and the lawsuit Rachel Leviss has filed against Tom Sandoval and Ariana Madix. (00:00 - 38:38)

And then they dive into the latest episode of Summer House season 8 episode 2 (38:38) and then the lackluster Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion part 1. (01:31:13)

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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the latest allegations against Andy Cohen and Bravo as well as the new trailer for The Valley. (00:00 - 44:11)

And then they dive into the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules season 11 episode 5 - Lake It or Break It. (46:10) the Summer House season 8 premiere (02:04:13) and the Beverly Hills finale. (02:37:52)

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This season of Vanderpump Rules has everything you could ever want. Lala is here! Brittany has come! Jax's Mom visits! There is so much power in VPR season 4, and Amy and Riley are ready to harness it all. So sit back and relax as they dive into season 4 and remain forever changed by what they witness.

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Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Tom Sandoval's New York Times profile and Rachel Leviss' latest episode of her podcast. (00:00 - 32:23)

And then they dive into the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules season 11 episode 4 - Dog Days of Summer. (32:23) And then discuss the state of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills franchise. (02:18:54)

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