Turtle Time

By Riley Hamilton and Amy ScarlataTV & Film

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July 30, 2025 How Brittany Lost Her Sparkle (The Valley S2 Reunion Part 1 Recap)
Cupid must be going around the world shooting his arrow at celebrities because a lot of celebrity couples were just announced - Ana De Armas and Tom Cruise, Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry, and a few others. (00:00 - 12:40)

After discussing Cupid's reign, we then dive in to Part 1 of The Valley season 2 reunion. (12:40)

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1 hr 34 min
July 28, 2025 Patreon Teaser: Brock Davies' Cheating Apology to Scheana Shay
Amy and Riley share their thoughts on Brock Davies' statement about cheating on Scheana, and are saddened by how shitty it was.

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6 min
July 25, 2025The Most Evil Person Shannon Has Ever Met (RHOC S19 E3 and RHOM S7 E7 Recap)
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Most Evil Person Shannon Has Ever Met" - we discuss more news than you could ever imagine. We talk about the latest revelations from Scheana Shay's memoir, My Good Side, Lisa Vanderpump's tribute to Ozzy Osbourne, and Michelle and Aaron from The Valley breaking up. (26:35)

We then discuss this week's episode of Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 3) - "A Birthday for Dubrow". (26:35)

And finally, we briefly discuss the latest episode Real Housewives of Miami (season 7, episode 7) - "The Julia Texts". (1:15:55)

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Turtle Time Takeaways (Powered by Riverside AI)
Wolf Blitzer's envy of Bravo news coverage is humorous.
The split between Michelle and Aaron is shocking and significant.
Reality TV relationships often have unexpected fallout.
Lisa Vanderpump's candidness with paparazzi reveals her priorities.
Sheena's memoir offers surprising insights into her life.
The iCloud has complicated personal relationships for many.
Sheena's past experiences with lawsuits are eye-opening.
The dynamics of friendship in reality TV can be complex.
The Real Housewives of Orange County episode had unexpected drama.
Taglines in reality shows can reflect deeper truths about the cast. January birthdays spark lively discussions among listeners.
Recording conversations is a major breach of trust in the housewives' world.
Katie's strategic mistakes lead to her downfall.
Jen's emotional outburst reveals her struggles with bullying.
Tamra's villainous reputation continues to polarize fans.
Bowling night showcases relationship dynamics among cast members.
Dawson's decision to join the Marines raises questions about financial realities.
The Gatsby-themed party sets a new standard for extravagance.
The narcissist party highlights Todd's controversial influence.
Miami's recent episodes reveal a need for fresh storylines.
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1 hr 32 min
July 23, 2025 From a Party of Zen to the Next Gen (The Valley S2 E15 and Next Gen NYC S1 E8 Recaps)
We unconventionally decide to start with news this week by discussing Teddi Mellencamp almost having her house burgled, Eddington, and Luke Broderick on the Nick Viall podcast. (00:00 - 16:05)

We then dive in to the season 2 finale of The Valley (season 2 episode 15) - "Thy First Stone". (16:05)

And then discuss the season 1 finale of Next Gen NYC (season 1 episode 8) - "The End of Omar and Georgia". (1:12:14)

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2 hr 8 min
July 21, 2025 Patreon Teaser: Nick Alain Reveals His True Spirit
Amy and Riley discuss Nick Alain letting his mask drop to reveal a more Slugworth-oriented demeanor. But is he more like Slugworth acting on behalf of Willy Wonka or Nikola Tesla from The Prestige?

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8 min
July 18, 2025TAMRA SOS (RHOC S19 E2 and RHOM S7 E6 Recap)
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "TAMRA SOS" - we talk about Jax Taylor not returning for season 3 of The Valley and what that means for the future of the series, and the bombshell revelations from Scheana Shay's US Weekly interview. (33:30)

We then discuss this week's episode of Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 2) - "Gretchen Revisited". (33:30)

And finally, we briefly about the latest episode Real Housewives of Miami (season 7, episode 6) - "Larsa + Lisa Forever". (1:15:45)

If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.

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RIVERSIDE AI SUMMARY:

In this episode, Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata discuss the latest developments in the world of reality TV, focusing on Vanderpump Rules and the return of Gretchen to the Real Housewives of Orange County. They delve into Jax Taylor's departure from Vanderpump Rules, the implications for the show's future, and Scheana's revelations about behind-the-scenes dynamics. The conversation also touches on Katie's controversial actions and the challenges she faces in her role on OC. This conversation delves into the complexities of reality TV, focusing on character development, the dynamics of conflict and resolution, and the impact of personal relationships. The speakers explore how past traumas influence present behavior, the role of public perception, and the significance of accountability in friendships. They also discuss the importance of humor in navigating conflicts and the ongoing journey of self-discovery for the cast members. Overall, the conversation highlights the intricate interplay between personal lives and the public personas of reality TV stars.

RIVERSIDE AI TAKEAWAYS:
Baby Four Seasons is living a luxurious life.
Jax Taylor's exit is framed as a focus on mental health.
The impact of Jax's departure raises questions about the show's future.
Sheena's revelations provide insight into Vanderpump Rules' production.
Gretchen's return to OC brings nostalgia and conflict.
Katie's actions on OC are seen as desperate and poorly strategized.
The dynamics of reality TV cast relationships are complex.
The importance of mental health in reality TV is highlighted.
The reunion for Vanderpump Rules will be unprecedented due to timing.
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1 hr 39 min
July 16, 2025 The Custody of Cruz (The Valley S2 E14 and Next Gen NYC S1 E7 Recaps)
We unconventionally decide to start with news this week by discussing Sarah Jessica Parker on WWHL, Matthew Broderick's roots in Ireland, the Real Housewives of London trailer, Paige DeSorbo dating that same guy, Social Network 2, Ari Aster's next film, Eddington, and ever more than that. (00:00 - 26:36)

We then dive in to this week's episode of The Valley (season 2 episode 14) - "New Rings". (26:36)

We then discuss this week's episode of Next Gen NYC (season 1 episode 7) - "Georgia's New Bowling Alley Club". (1:20:40)

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1 hr 54 min
July 14, 2025 Patreon Teaser: Lisa Vanderpump Loses Her Love for Jax Taylor
When did Lisa Vanderpump lose all of her love for Jax Taylor? An excerpt from our recap of Girls' Night In (Vanderpump Rules S7 E7).

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7 min
July 11, 2025 There’s the Golden Door, Shannon Beador (RHOC S19 E1 Recap)
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "There's the Golden Door, Shannon Beador" - we reckon with the horrible, earth-shattering news that Brock Davies cheated on Scheana Shay while she was pregnant with their daughter. (20:27)

We then discuss the season 19 premiere of Real Housewives of Orange County - "Heather and Terry's Shitty House". (20:27)

And finally, we talk about the dispiriting, lackluster episode of Real Housewives of Miami - "The Calm After the Storm". (1:06:55)

If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.

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1 hr 25 min
July 09, 2025Kristen Doute and a Fan (The Valley S2 E13 Recap)
Now there's almost too much news! We cover Erika Jayne dating Shrek (No - not the one you're thinking of), Denise Richards and Aaron Phypers getting divorced, and a little recap of Real Housewives of Atlanta. (00:00 - 24:15)

We then give our full unvarnished thoughts on Bravo's newest gem, Next Gen NYC. (24:15)

And then dive in to this week's explosive episode of The Valley (season 2 episode 13) - "Kristen Doute and a Fan". (44:35)

If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week.

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RIVERSIDE AI SUMMARY:

In this episode, the hosts discuss various topics in the reality TV world, including Erika Jayne's new romance with John McPhee, the food situation at BravoCon, the prevalence of fake news in the industry, and the legal troubles surrounding the Chrisleys and Juicy Joe. They also touch on Denise Richards' split from Aaron Fipers, Phaedra Parks' return to Atlanta, and the exciting new series Next Gen NYC. The conversation wraps up with a recap of the latest drama on The Valley's cruise ship, highlighting the evolving dynamics among the cast members. In this episode, the conversation revolves around the dynamics of friendships and tensions during an engagement dinner, highlighting the drama between cast members, particularly focusing on Janet's controversial comments and the fallout from accusations made during the event. The discussion also touches on the awkwardness of shared living spaces and the complexities of relationships within the group, culminating in confrontations that reveal deeper issues among the friends.

RIVERSIDE AI TAKEAWAYS:
Erika Jayne is dating John McPhee, nicknamed Shrek.
The food at BravoCon has been a topic of discussion.
Fake news is rampant in the reality TV world.
The Chrisleys are facing legal issues, while Juicy Joe wants to return to the U.S.
Denise Richards and Aaron Fipers have split due to irreconcilable differences.
Phaedra Parks is making a notable return to Atlanta.
Next Gen NYC is a fresh take on reality TV with a young cast.
The Valley's cruise ship drama is heating up with intense confrontations.
The dynamics between cast members are evolving in Next Gen NYC.
The conversation highlights the importance of reliable news sources. The engagement dinner was overshadowed by tensions among friends.
Brittany's threat to leave highlighted her frustrations with the group.
The awkwardness of shared living spaces added to the drama.
Kristen's engagement ring reveal sparked mixed reactions.
Janet's comments about Danny and Nia escalated tensions significantly.
Jax's gossiping habits continue to create rifts in relationships.
The group dynamics are complicated by past grievances and loyalties.
Kristen's anger towards Janet's comments was palpable.
The episode showcased the challenges of navigating friendships in a reality TV setting.
The fallout from accusations made during the dinner will likely have lasting effects.
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1 hr 42 min