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The Whole Fucking Show – Episode 187 – The Vleeties Vault, Vol. 1.(mp3)

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Kevin Scampoli and Ryan Van Vleet get together for episode 187 of The Whole Fucking Show!

Callers:

#15 Curls

#1 Max Murder

#46 Vladimir Ivanov

The celebration begins! We’re celebrating the new websites, Vleeties’ best moments, and where TWFS is going in the future!

Today, we will be going through the Vleeties Vault today, listening to his greatest moments!

TWFS 174 | Vleeties Gymtimidating a Stranger

We’re going to take a break from the celebration to talk to Vlad. Kevin has been building this website for a while now, and this week should have been a celebration. However, Vlad’s actions this week has put Kevin in a bad mood. We’re now heading back to the Vleeties Vault!

TWFS 152 | $200 Lap Dance

We’re back. Kevin was planning to tweet at MBF, and Vlad didn’t want to do it. Vlad thought the whole cabinet was going to force MBF listeners to listen to TWFS. Vlad thinks since they don’t have many listeners, what’s the point of getting those listeners? Kevin is mad that Vlad didn’t express this disagreement that day, and waited until the task was done.

Kevin wanted to do this because Danny paid somebody to update his website, and KEVBCUL wanted to show Grandma Danny’s listeners who has the better site. Vlad thinks that the fact that TWFS always shits on MBF motivates them to keep trying to be successful. The only person that did this favor was James Murder, and Kevin doesn’t care how Vlad feels about the situation. He just wanted help, and didn’t want Vlad’s opinion. Kevin doesn’t see how this buys MBF time, because he sees it as us trolling on an obviously inferior show. He’s mad that Vlad uses DeShawn as an example because DeShawn seemed to be a MBF listener, whereas in this situation, it’s the Locker Room trolling on MBF.

Kevin just wanted to make sure the few listeners MBF has that didn’t come from TWFS knew that their was a better discussion out there. Vlad thinks Kevin being against them motivates Danny and Debo to be better then Kevin. Kevin doesn’t care if they keep going, because in the end, they won’t succeed. Kevin is annoyed that Vlad has been in a bad mood all week, bringing down the morale of the cabinet when we should be celebrating.

We’re going to take a break from the arguing, and go back to the Vleeties Vault!

TWFS 161 | Kevin Snorts Hot Sauce

TWFS 166 | Joe Papi’s Incestual Thoughts

We take a break for an NBC chant. Kevin loves how Vlad puts up his tough guy front, and loves hearing Vlad’s voice. Vlad gave Kevin $80 for his broken bong. Kevin thinks Vlad only likes TWFS on Saturday’s, and hates it the rest of the week. Vlad loves Kevin, and even though this seems like a job sometimes, it is fun in the end.

Back to the Vleeties Vault!

TWFS 164 | Kevin’s Death Prank

We’re back. Curls considers this a highlight, and thinks if anybody but Vleeties did this, it wouldn’t work. Kevin agrees, and thinks this is a great example as to why Vleeties is the best 2nd mic he’s ever had.

We’re heading back to the Vleeties Vault.

TWFS 162 | Little Monsters

We’re Back. Kevin is really proud of this segment. He feels this is the pinnacle of the Vleeties Era, and felt he was being validated by Vleeties great performances week in and week out.

Back to the Vleeties Vault!

TWFS 159 | Bitcoins & Silkroad

We’re back. Owen’s getting excited, waiting for kickoff for an England World Cup Game. Kevin considers himself an English citizen, and is fascinated by England’s excitement for the Wo...

The Whole Fucking Show – Episode 186 – Chuck Vegas.(mp3)

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Kevin Scampoli and Ryan Van Vleet get together for episode 186 of The Whole Fucking Show to discuss Covino and Rich’s “It’s Ya Boy” callback and their Twitter fight with @WHARTNG and It’s Ya boy, Curls’ secret Twitter account and identity, the new Cabinet philosophy, Max Murder’s new song, and everything in between.

The Whole Fucking Show – Episode 186 – Chuck Vegas.(mp3)

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The Whole Fucking Show – Episode 185 – Dude Rag.(mp3)

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Kevin Scampoli and Ryan Van Vleet get together for episode 185 of The Whole Fucking Show!

Live rundown written by Curls.

 

Callers:

#46 Vlad

#1 Max

#15 Curls

#99 Owen

#42 Nico

 

Cool Guy Vlad, yet again, made his way across the airways of Sirius XM. Kevin is so proud to have taken the unlikable Vlad, and made him into the great Cool Guy Vlad. We hear a recap of all the great moments of Cool Guy Vlad’s appearances on various discussions. Kevin loves that the vocabulary that TWFS has created is confusing the supposed great hosts on Sirius XM. Vlad called into Covino & Rich to talk about having his cool setup in his bathroom. The hosts become extremely annoyed with Vlad, immediately pointing out his annoying voice. The hosts theorize that his call was an inside joke for another radio show, and they got Scampolied. Kevin feels that many radio hosts can’t make good comebacks to guys like Cool Guy Vlad, and TWFS would have handle it perfectly.

 

Kevin and Vleeties listen to a part of the discussion, and find themselves cringing at their chemistry and voices. Kevin finds himself cringing sometimes at Scampoli Energy, but knows that it is way better then Covino & Rich Energy. We then hear a new discussion on Sirius XM, the Winklevoss Twins. We hear no energy from them, as they are nervous, shaky, and sound sad. It depresses Kevin to know that radio isn’t looking for radio hosts; They’re looking for celebrities.

 

Curls is on. He is here to talk about how he didn’t follow the step by step directions Kevin gave to him when it came to cutting audio. Curls didn’t even want to talk to the crew today, saying he wasn’t in the mood to get shit on. He defends that he cares about TWFS, and thinks the cabinet is forcing him out. Kevin takes Curls through the directions again, where he Curls admits he gave up on the directions.

 

We talk about Elliot Rodgers, and Kevin was annoyed by Curls opinion on the shooter. Curls feels that all mass shooters are mentally ill. Curls defended this point that not any regular person would do these kind of things, and you have to be somewhat mentally ill. Kevin thinks there are many people who do these things that are just regular everyday people.

 

Kevin enjoyed Curls last appearance on WHAR. Curls tells again about how he got high for the first time last week. Kevin admits to smelling the shit on his toilet paper, and Curls does as well. Kevin starts milking the bong with Kristen again.

 

We hear audio from an old episode of the Slam of the Week, where Danny uses the definiton of a Timline on twitter to defend himself in a argument with Joe Papi. Kevin is annoyed by this due to the fact that danny argued this defense in his fight with him. He even shits on Papi for calling Mario a dickrider. Kevin explains that Danny shouldn’t be getting mad at Papi, when he does the exact same thing a few months later.

 

Time for some Payback Picks!

 

Big E vs Rusev

Kevin’s Pick– Rusev. Kevin has loved Rusev since the Royal Rumble, and knows this is an easy pick.

 

Owen’s Pick– Rusev. Owen agrees that Rusev is better than Big E. He also agrees that this is an easy pick, but doesn’t like Rusev.

 

Paige vs Alicia Fox- Divas Title Match

Kevin’s Pick– Paige. Easy Pick

 

Owen’s Pick– Paige. Even though this an easy pick for him, he’s been disappointed with her run in WWE so far.

Sheamus vs Cesaro- US Title

Didnt pick (Kevin was too high)

 

John Cena vs Bray Wyatt- Last Man Standing Match

The Whole Fucking Show – Episode 184 – Black Rapper.(mp3)

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Kevin Scampoli and Ryan Van Vleet get together for episode 184 of The Whole Fucking Show!

Live rundown written by Curls.

Curls’ Favorite Quote of the Episode: “We do what we always do before we have sex, we throw on legends house.” – Kevin

Callers:

#42 Vladimir Ivanov

#15 Curls

#46 Schizo

#10 Stepho

#69 Jeromy Taylor

Brandon

Cool Guy Vlad is back. Vlad found more discussions to mess with this week. We revisit the Black Eagle from last week, where Maddison tells Vlad to stay on your side of the border and stop acting like a fake hip hopper. Vlad called Wake Up With Taylor this week and they LOVED Cool Guy Vlad. Kevin also called them. Kevin called in to talk about Max’s catchphrase ALLLLLLright. The hosts were loving this, cackling at “Matt’s” catchphrase.

Vleeties thinks the only reason they are laughing is because they feel like they need to for the callers sake. Vleeties likes Taylor, but thinks the other host is just there laughing for no reason. Vlad was nervous to call in, but thinks his call went very well. Cool Guy Vlad hates all the big words people use, and wanted to point out they sound disingenuous when they are saying them. Kevin knows Vlad is terrible on the spot, but agrees that being Cool Guy Vlad covers his lack of being able to improv. Kevin thinks Vlad was blushing due to Taylor laughing, but Vlad claims he was just nervous.

Kevin thinks that this show is him and Vleeties from an alternate universe. Kevin knows this isn’t good quality radio, but thinks he likes it because they remind him from his time on WHAR. Kevin is starting to turn on the show as he keeps hearing the annoying laugh from Taylor. They then get a caller who absolutely LOVED Vlad & Kevin’s odd call in. The caller describes Vlad as a black rapper from Canada. Kevin thinks he is going soft, as he feels bad lying to the screener. Vleeties thinks the show is more of a feminine show, and doesn’t think he would like this kind of a discussion.

Kevin jet sprayed his asshole this week. He did this in preparation for some sex with his girlfriend. Kevin started feeling Kristen up, and said he wanted her in his ass. However, Kristen just wanted to have sex. After they had sex, Kevin was laughing at the weird sex talk they were having beforehand. Vleeties reveals his girlfriend isn’t a squirter, but definitely thinks he is.

Kevin still thinks he is naturally a sexist, and made a log this week about it. The first sexist comment he made was last Saturday. Kevin was talking with Owen about how he is almost a dad, and was nodding with him when Owen was talking about dreading having a baby. When Kristen asked why he was nodding, he replied, “well you women want babies”. His second quote was him saying that his penis is the star, and the puss is the co-star. Also, when he was watching a movie, and saw a woman trying to tell a man not to do something, he said under his breath, “you women.” The last one was when him and Kristen were taking hits off the new bong, and he claimed that men are able to inhale more smoke then women. Kevin is still confused as to why he has to keep reminding Kristen that she is a women.

Vleeties thinks Kevin is more of a jock then he is. Kevin starts taking hits off the new bong. The bong came with a puzzle, which Kristen ended up doing. Kevin took the hit, milking it for as long as he could. Vleeties revealed that his dream job is something with either business or TWFS.

The Whole Fucking Show – Episode 183 – The Black Eagle.(mp3)

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Kevin Scampoli and Ryan Van Vleet get together for episode 183 of The Whole Fucking Show!

Live rundown written by Curls.

Curls’ Favorite Quote of the Episode: “Sex is like eating a grape fruit with both hands.” – Vleeties

Callers:

# 99 Owen Lawler

#42 Vladimir Ivanov

#15 Curls

#46 Schizo

#10 Stepho

 

Cool guy Vlad is back. Vlad called Urban View this week, being as cool as ever to the people of Urban View. Vlad admitted while on hold with Urban View that he was extremely nervous, worrying if the prank would go well. Vleeties admits that black people can be extremely political, and is still saying that his girlfriend isn’t black. Vlad started the call very awkwardly, with a long silence. Vlad was still nervous for the call to go well, and wanted the Urban View host to respond. Vlad asks Urban View’s host Maddison why he isn’t in the chat, with the other host being angry with Vlad disrespecting the show. The host was so upset they went to break. Kevin thinks this is the perfect prank, due to the host stopping the whole discussion because of Vlad’s call. Vleeties thinks the best part of the call was the host making the call about how bad Canada is. Kevin decides that Urban View’s host Maddison should be on TWFS, becoming a father figure for Vlad. We learn about Maddison through his Facebook page. Vleeties doesn’t like Maddison’s weird bi0, saying anyone could write great things about themselves. Kevin thinks Maddison is the anti cool guy Vlad. Vleeties is surprised that Vlad got to talk to Maddison, due to him being very famous in the radio world. Maddison mispronounces Vlad, calling him Vilad. Vlad says he was screaming TWFS and Kevin Scampoli, but he was muted. Maddison compares Vlad to a fake hip hop rapper. Kevin compares hearing Vlad’s call in as watching a horror movie, covering his eyes and ears, but peeking to see how bad it can get.

 

Somebody knocked on Kevin’s door this week. Kevin heard the door knock, and instinctively hid. Kevin started cleaning the desk for no reason, and then stood there, scared of who could be behind the door. Kevin grabbed Karma, and locked her the bathroom. Kevin was peeking through the windows and peephole, and nobody was there. But Kevin knew somebody was there, because Karma was looking through the blinds barking at something. Kevin locked up the house, and then went upstairs. Kevin went on a step stool looking through his bathroom window. When he sees a group of people look to the house, he ducks, cowering in fear. Vleeties is so confused, wondering why is Kevin scared of the outside world, saying its like he’s in a prison but doesn’t want to leave.  Kevin thinks he is this scared due to living a lot of his life online, with no face to face interaction. After 20 minutes, Kevin looks through the curtain, seeing a brochure for a maid service. Kevin is confused by Vleeties acceptance of the outside world. Vleeties instinct to a door knock is just to answer, and is confused as to why Kevin’s instinct is to hide.

 

Kevin was putting Estelle to bed this week. He sees Karma about to pee on the carpet, and then proceeded to kick her in the face. Kevin is surprised as to why he was so ok with doing it. He compares the kick to the face to Orton’s punt. Kevin hears that Vleeties loves grape fruit. Kevin proclaims grape fruit is the best fruit. Kevin never cuts the grape fruit, scraping the skin off with his teeth, despite his teeth problems

 

Kevin asks why Vleeties has sex with his girlfriend. Vleeties says it’s because he loves his girlfriend,

The Whole Fucking Show – Episode 182 – Kevin Them.(mp3)

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Kevin Scampoli and Ryan Van Vleet get together for episode 182 of The Whole Fucking Show!

Live rundown written by Curls.

Callers:

#42 Vladimir Ivanov

Jim from Jim and Them

Jake from Jim and Them

#1 Max Murder

#15 Curls4dagirls

#99 Owen Lawler

#46 Schizo

Quote of the episode – “I had to buy a new hard drive just for Curls’ and Vlad’s dicks.”

The discussion begins. We hear Kevin with his classic Scampoli Energy, and Vleeties’ infamous gymtimidating personality. Bobby Heenan and Lex Luger aren’t haunting Vleeties’ basement, so he’s good to go.

TWFS is in trouble. Trouble caused by Vlad. We hear audio from Jim & Them. In this audio, we hear Jeff Murphy sitting back, not caring, because that’s what cool rappers do.  We hear Jake Sprauge addressing the haters of Jim & Them, telling them to fuck off, and don’t bother listening. This is the aftermath of Vlad making fun of Jeff Murphy due to his girlfriend breaking up with him. We find out that Kevin was the one who told Vlad to do this. Kevin knew that Jeff wouldn’t bring this up on Jim & Them, and wanted to embarrass Jeff in front of the goons. Kevin was told this week that Vlad informed Jeff that Kevin told him to call in, which Vlad denies doing. Vlad gives a very flawed explanation as to why Kevin thinks this. Jim Scampoli calls in! Jim tells Kevin that he heard the discussion last week, and wanted to let Kevin know that he loves Kevin and is proud of him. Jim is a little upset that Kevin tried to disrupt the show with Vlad. Kevin says that he simply wanted Jeff to address the breakup. Jim thinks Vlad purposely tried to throw the discussion off  course, and it really annoyed him. We learn that Nathan called into Jim & them and just plugged WHAR and hung up. Kevin isn’t surprised that Jim is the only one from Jim & Them to call into TWFS. Jim is still annoyed that Kevin is still taking shots at Jeff on TWFS and on the new White Sex mixtape. Jim thinks Kevin and Jeff simply just misunderstand each other, and could get along easily. Kevin has no idea why Jim likes Jeff, and thinks he’s a shitty person and a bad friend. Vleeties remembers hearing Jeff shooting on Kevin, and seeing the twitter fight between Kevin and Jim, and doesn’t know how to feel about the situation. Jim isn’t surprised that Kevin is this hostile, and that annoys Kevin. Kevin feels that the Jim & Them always try to make Kevin out as the enemy. Jim recalls Kevin taking shots at Jim & Them, not only at Jeff. Kevin is annoyed that Jim is so attached to Jeff, and still doesn’t know why Jim is friends with him. We learn that Jeff was going to be Estelle’s godfather. Kevin doesn’t know how to feel about Jake. He doesn’t hate him as much as Jeff, but still feels resentment towards him. Jim just thinks Jeff and Kevin should reconcile, but Kevin doesn’t think that’s possible. Back to the audio. The Jim & Them crew is annoyed by Vlad, with Jim thinking that this is Vlad trying to earn his stripes. Vlad attempts to hang up, but Jim wants Vlad to stay on saying, “This isn’t over.” Vlad agrees that he was trying to be a dick, but only to Jeff. Kevin sees Vlad as a little brother, gymtimidating him into doing whatever he wants. Jim doesn’t notice Jeff not caring about the discussion, and defended him saying he participates in a lot of real talk. The Jim & Them crew go into Vlad’s breakup, making him uncomfortable. Jim was infuriated with Vlad’s cool guy cadence, which Vlad says he just puts on. Kevin thinks Vlad did well when he kept talking over the Jim &Â...

The Whole Fucking Show – Episode 181 – Doo-da-Doo.(mp3)

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Kevin Scampoli and Ryan Van Vleet get together for episode 181 of The Whole Fucking Show!

Live rundown written by Curls.

Callers:

#15 Curls4dagirls

#1 Max Murder

#42 Vladimir Ivanov

The discussion begins. We hear Kevin with his classic Scampoli Energy, and Vleeties infamous gymtimidating personality. Vleeties reveals Kevin is his personal trainer. If he ever runs a marathon, Vleeties is Kevin’s guy.

Kevin reveals his bedroom is like an ECW match. Vleeties reveals the craziest sexual thing he ever did was having anal sex in a moving car with the girl’s mom in the car, describing it as “Rob Van Dam Sex”. We ask ourselves, Does Vleeties have a dark sexual side to him? Vleeties was a completely different person sexually before TWFS came into his life, HE’S A MAN NOW. Kevin tells the lockerroom that him and Kristen were sleeping naked, when Kevin decided he wanted some of Kristen’s breast milk, and told Kristen “you’re lactating”. The lactate turned Kevin on, enough to make Kevin want to drink it. Vleeties reveals he LOVES playing with nipples when he is aroused. Kevin requested Kristen to drink her own breast milk, and she abliged. Kevin reveals whenever he gets really aroused, it always leads to some ass play.

Kristen joins the discussion! Kristen isn’t surprised Kevin wanted to drink the milk, due to all the weird things he eats now. She reveals that she enjoyed the taste of her milk. Vleeties says whenever his girlfriend cums, she needs to recover, and it feels like she went through an extreme rules match. Kevin told us he is usually the first one to finish, a little early sometimes, and has to tough it out until Kristen does as well. Max has no idea how Halene feels when she cums.

Kevin is a big boy now! He is independent, no longer living with his brother. He is the man of the house now, and likes the feeling of freedom. Kevin enjoys walking around his bedroom naked, being the top dog in the house. Kevin feels that Jim is his father and not really his brother. His conversations with Jim were like his conversations with Kevin’s actual father as well. Kevin has a theory that Jim and Kevin gained their awkwardness from their father, and finds it hard to have a good conversation with Jim. Now that Jim is gone, they talk all the time with no awkwardness. Kevin feels the move is best for him and Jim. Vleeties can picture the awkward conversations in his head, and doesn’t feel like they were really living together, just living in the same house. Now that Jim is gone, they can be closer. When Jim broke the news to Kevin, Kevin was surprisingly happy. He had a feeling that now, he can take off the training wheels, and live his life at home on his own.

Kevin’s ear was hurting again. He was up all night, so frustrated he could punch through all of Vleeties’ Milk Bags. He was up until 3 am, and the earaches made his eye and tooth ache as well. But its all ok, because now he can be in pain freely, with no Jim in the house. Everyone in the house is happy to have more room in the house. Kevin’s soul was blackening without no master bedroom, and now he can live life at home a lot more happily. However, Kevin felt weird seeing Jim & Them recording somewhere not in the Scampoli house. Kevin thinks that Jim misses him, and is getting very nostalgic, playing old songs that Kevin and Jim use to listen to together. Vleeties reveals he has never punched his brother, but his younger brother knocked his tooth out during a fight. Vleeties, the gymtimidating person he is, laughs at the thought of his brother trying to bea...

The Whole Fucking Show – Episode 180 – Bobby Taylor Bacteria.(mp3)

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Kevin Scampoli and Ryan Van Vleet get together for episode 180 of The Whole Fucking Show to discuss Kevin’s ear, the return of Jackass Kevin, Curls’ greatest disappointments, bending your penis, The Murder Triad, antibiotics, licking semen, the new host of The Slam of The Week, cabinet tours, and everything in between.

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Stick around after the end of TWFS 180 to hear Best Saturday – the weekly TWFS recap discussion hosted by TWFS General Manager Max Murder and Owen Lawler.

The Whole Fucking Show – Episode 180 – Bobby Taylor Bacteria.(mp3)

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The Whole Fucking Show – Episode 179 – Simpsons Braces.(mp3)

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Kevin Scampoli and Ryan Van Vleet get together for episode 179 of The Whole Fucking Show to discuss Kevin’s fatal illness, Max’s new girlfriend, dentists, the ALL NEW http://all-axxess.com, Kevin crying in the shower, doctors, White Sex Sings Kid Cudi, and everything in between.

Stick around after the end of TWFS 179 to hear Best Saturday – the weekly TWFS recap discussion hosted by TWFS General Manager Max Murder and Locker Room Leader Curls.

The Whole Fucking Show – Episode 179 – Simpsons Braces.(mp3)

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The Whole Fucking Show – Episode 178 – Truth Bomb.(mp3)

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Kevin Scampoli and Ryan Van Vleet get together for episode 178 of The Whole Fucking Show to discuss Vleeties going on MBF, Joe Papi blowing Curls, Vleeties unfriending everybody on Facebook, The Power 25, “and that’s fine…”, a new White Sex Sings Kid Cudi track, the end of an era, two huge announcements, Owen Lawler, and everything in between.

Stick around after the end of TWFS 178 to hear Best Saturday – the weekly TWFS recap discussion hosted by TWFS General Manager Max Murder and the return of Locker Room Leader Curls.

The Whole Fucking Show – Episode 178 – Truth Bomb.(mp3)

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