Twinnovation

Our beloved King David is off to Iceland doing product research. To honor his departure Mike and Jeff along with producer Nic dedicate this episode entirely to schemes and product pitches from the Twinnovation Nation. We cap it off with another chapter of The Annals of Holden Secretbees - spoiler alert: it gets very violent.

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Dave is scheduling text messages. Jeff is treating marriage like free agency. Mike is turning a buck on porn. In the second half we continue our adventures reading a chapter of the madcap sci-fi smash The Annals of Holden Secretbees. To close it out The Nation proves their brilliance with some top shelf hustles.

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Dave is putting speakers in pillows. Jeff is hiring models to steal phones. Mike is hoarding pennies. Then we read a chapter of the international breakout hit The Annals of Holden Secretbees. After a rough start to the episode the Nation brings some top shelf ideas to save our fledgling business empire.

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Dave is sending you workouts videos and supplements in the mail. Jeff is helping you cope with stank. Mike is buying up celebrity baby domains and selling them back at a premium. The nation brings the genius- and then we are blown out of the water by the amazon description of a listener's book: The Annals of Holden Secretbees!

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David is buying your support for the podcast. Jeff is creating a mobile shower. Mike is creating a high end hospital food.

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Dave is developing a next level projector. Jeff is polling for appalling data. Mike is dosing you with ham! The nation can't be stopped, and our boy Noam shouts out a true hustle for the catch of the day. This episode is nearly a perfect game.

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Dave is making a play for the inhaler game. Jeff is disrupting the homelessness problem. Mike is innovating mini celebrity look-a-like bots. The Nation is scheming and dreaming to the fullest extent of the law and beyond.

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Dave is creating a pocket for your peen. Jeff is inventing a new underwear system. Mike is making a big play for the whippet market. As always the Nation brings solid gold ideas to the table, and we finish up with a shout out to the heroes that backed our Patreon over at patreon.com/twinnovation

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Dave is aggregating your ride apps- it's like Uber for Uber. Jeff is creating jobs for out of work bullies. Mike is giving the cable companies what they deserve. The Nation brings pure fire again, including our new head of chemical engineering!

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Live from Austin, Texas - Dave starts a church, Jeff sells the antidote to a viral soft drink he infected the audience with, and Mike takes 51% ownership of Dave, cashing in by selling cans of his secret Rosenberg Clam Dip. The Nation was repped by an Astronomer and a kid who said it was okay if we threw up on him. Both of them had good business ideas. This was the show you'll tell your grandkids about.

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