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Twitty In The City episodes

October 14 Can We Define Modern Slang Terms?
On this episode of Twitty in the City, Twitty and THC go over some modern slang definitions. Brain Rot, Touch Grass, Simp, Crash Out, Left No Crumbs, and more terms are dissected and debated. You don’t want to miss this one!
00:00 Show Intro And Welcome
00:44 Setting Up Slang Quiz
01:43 Delulu Explained
02:48 Aura And Vibes
04:45 Touch Grass Misread
06:18 Brain Rot Definition
08:26 Crash Out Confusion
10:21 Left No Crumbs Debate
12:54 Situationship Explained
13:39 Soft Launch Hard Launch
15:33 High Key Meaning
16:36 Yapper And Vibe Check
18:17 Touch Grass Segment
20:56 Wrap Up And Subscribe
22 min
October 07 Remember When Teachers Made Everyone Read Out Loud?
On this episode of Twitty in the City, Twitty and THC go back to the classroom and remember what it was like getting forced to read out loud in front of everybody—with no skipping, no opting out, and absolutely no guarantee the teacher wouldn't hit you with, “Read another paragraph.” The guys examine how these experiences formed them into the people they are today.
00:00 – Welcome to Twitty in the City
01:40 – Remember Popcorn Reading?
02:00 – Did Embarrassment Actually Make Kids Tougher?
03:00 – Getting Called on When You Couldn't Read the Word
04:00 – Why Being Put on the Spot Made You Practice
06:00 – Was Popcorn Reading Basically Bullying?
09:00 – Secretly Reading Your Paragraph Ahead of Time
10:00 – The Worst Words to Get Stuck Reading
13:00 – Trying to Read Until the Bell Rings
15:00 – “The Bell Doesn't Dismiss You, I Do”
17:00 – Popcorn Reading Was a Team Sport
19:00 – Should Kids Be Allowed to Opt Out?
20:00 – Did Popcorn Reading Create Twitty's Comedy Career?
23:00 – Did Popcorn Reading Actually Help Us?

25 min
September 30 These Everyday Choices Reveal More About You Than You Think
On Episode 94, Twitty and THC work through viewer-submitted questions about hygiene, food, weird routines, Oreos, potato skins, ketchup on fries, and much more. Everyday habits can tell you way too much about a person.
00:00 – Twitty in the City intro + website announcement
01:51 – Answering viewer questions
02:30 – Do you actually wash your feet in the shower?
03:53 – Washcloth, loofah, sponge, or hands?
06:38 – Toilet paper: over or under?
08:32 – The correct way to squeeze toothpaste
11:14 – Sleeping with socks on or off
12:58 – THC’s ridiculous bedtime sock routine
15:11 – Do you eat potato skins?
17:54 – The terrible school paper towel memories
18:45 – Do you drink the leftover cereal milk?
20:30 – Does pineapple belong on pizza?
21:06 – Why is it called Hawaiian pizza?
22:21 – What a real Hawaiian pizza should be
23:37 – The correct way to eat an Oreo
24:30 – Oreo cookies in chili?!
26:29 – THC’s five-second Oreo dipping method
28:26 – Ketchup directly on fries or on the side?
29:17 – The great ketchup debate
30:52 – THC exposes his own ketchup hypocrisy
32:05 – Maple syrup on hash browns?
33:06 – Viewer challenge + episode wrap
34 min
September 23 Fast Food Chains Are Doing Way Too Much Right Now
On Episode 93 of Twitty in the City, Twitty and THC discuss how fast food menus are getting out of control. What fast-food restaurant needs to stay in its lane? Drop it in the comments and subscribe for more Twitty in the City.
01:41 – Fast food restaurants need to stay in their lane
02:24 – Why the $1.50 Costco hot dog is untouchable
05:16 – What if Costco starts changing everything?
08:30 – Why is Arby’s making steak nuggets?
10:44 – Burger King needs to stop copying McDonald’s
12:12 – The Burger King fish sandwich comeback
12:49 – Is the McRib overrated?
14:14 – Seasonal coffee should be available all year
16:06 – Taco Bell is doing way too much
17:08 – Taco Bell getting into chicken nuggets
19:11 – Why is every restaurant suddenly selling chicken?
19:30 – The fake meat conspiracy begins
23:39 – Asking McDonald’s for discontinued menu items
25:00 – Why limited-time food works so well
26:00 – In-N-Out proves simple menus work
27:37 – Two bad Chick-fil-A experiences
29:31 – Which fast-food chains actually run efficiently?
31:07 – Costco: please leave the menu alone
32:35 – What restaurant needs to stay in its lane?
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Producer Johnnie: https://www.instagram.com/johnnie.p.45/
Produced by SB Studios Website: https://www.sbstudios.co Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sbstudiosboise/
34 min
September 16 The Grown Man Test Most Guys Aren’t Ready For
In episode 92 of Twitty in the City, what actually makes someone a grown man? Twitty and Sean, debate whether age means anything if you still can’t handle your responsibilities, solve your own problems, take care of yourself, or learn from taking an L.
00:00 – Twitty in the City intro
05:00 – Does a grown man need his own place?
07:00 – Life lessons matter more than age
08:00 – Independence, bills, jobs, and responsibility
11:00 – Should every man know how to fix things?
13:00 – YouTube, ChatGPT, and being willing to learn
17:00 – DIY skills, frugality, and saving money
19:00 – Why hygiene is non-negotiable
23:00 – Laundry, body spray, and basic self-care
26:00 – The role fathers play in raising men
30:00 – Why taking an L can make you grow up
37:00 – Losing in life teaches lessons too
42:00 – Man, Child, or Young Man?
45:00 – Is crying at your daughter’s wedding manly?
52:00 – What actually qualifies someone as a grown man?
55 min
September 09 The Weird Things Dog Owners Think Are Completely Normal
Dog owners do some things that make perfect sense to them and look absolutely ridiculous to everybody else.
In episode 91 of Twitty in the City, Twitty, THC, and Producer Sean debate where being a loving dog parent ends and doing way too much begins. From putting full outfits and shoes on dogs to sleeping under the covers, feeding them human food, letting them ride in your lap while driving, walking cats on leashes, expensive dog beds, and questionable pet-parent behavior, nothing is safe.
00:00 – Welcome To Twitty In The City
02:20 – Are dog owners doing too much?
05:00 – Dressing dogs in full outfits and shoes
09:20 – Letting your dog follow you into the bathroom
12:15 – Should dogs sleep in your bed?
15:00 – Feeding dogs human food
17:20 – How do you choose the right dog?
18:40 – Why the right dog might choose you
19:35 – Dogs riding in your lap while driving
27:00 – Walking cats on leashes
33:45 – $500 dog bed vs. $500 worth of toys
40:00 – Final verdict: when dog owners do too much

41 min
September 02 Things We All Do That Make Absolutely No Sense
Everyday things we all do that make no sense turn into a full-blown debate on this episode of Twitty In The City.
Why do people drive with the AC on and the windows down? Should you brush your teeth before breakfast if you're about to eat anyway? Why do we deep clean the house before guests arrive just to clean it again after they leave? And how long will you circle a parking lot just to avoid walking an extra 50 feet?
00:00 – Welcome To Twitty In The City
02:35 – Everyday Things That Make No Sense
02:50 – AC On With the Windows Down
05:30 – Should You Brush Your Teeth Before Breakfast or After?
13:40 – Why Do We Clean Before Guests Come Over?
21:45 – Circling the Parking Lot for a Closer Spot
22:40 – Why Older Guys Just Park in the Back
26:40 – Make It Make Sense: Would You Rather
34:00 – Closing
37 min
August 26 Things Guys Never Talk About But Somehow All Understand
Unwritten guy rules are everywhere, even though nobody remembers actually being taught them. In episode 89 of Twitty In The City, the crew breaks down the weird social code men somehow all seem to understand.
00:00 – Welcome To Twitty In The City
01:40 – The Unwritten Rules Every Guy Somehow Knows
07:35 – Never Touch Another Man's Car Radio
09:00 – Car Doors, Underwear & Other Guy Rules
10:00 – Why Guys Won't Borrow Socks
11:45 – Never Put Your Fork on Another Guy's Plate
15:15 – Why Men's Bathrooms Are Completely Silent
23:35 – Would You Rather: Unwritten Guy Rules Edition
26:35 – Not Knowing How to Change a Tire
29:10 – Thermostat vs. Moving Stuff in the Garage
30:30 – The Sacred Rule of Another Man's Garage
33:35 – Closing
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Watch Full Episodes: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twittynthecity
Listen to Twitty in the City: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3b80BSpJWSg75SDilH5715
Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/twitty-in-the-city/id1784562112
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Submit your funny stories, questions, videos, and topics you want Twitty and Sean to discuss: DM Here: https://www.instagram.com/twittynthecity/
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Find Twitty & Sean: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twittynthecity/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/twittynthecity/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@twittyinthecity/
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Producer Sean: https://www.instagram.com/seandeauville/
Producer Johnnie: https://www.instagram.com/johnnie.p.45/
Produced by SB Studios Website: https://www.sbstudios.co
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sbstudiosboise/
35 min
August 12 38 Minutes of School Memories You Completely Forgot
Back to school nostalgia hits differently when your first-day outfit, fresh shoes, backpack, and school supplies once felt like matters of life or death. In episode 86 of Twitty in the City, Twitty and Sean revisit the unwritten rules of the first day of school from No. 2 pencils, Trapper Keepers, JanSport backpacks, and paper-bag book covers to carefully planned outfits and the dreaded hallway “inspection.”
00:00 – Welcome To Twitty In The City
02:20 – Back-to-school nostalgia begins
03:00 – Why seventh grade changed everything
03:35 – The stressful school supply list
07:00 – Binders, notebooks, and strict classroom rules
08:40 – JanSport backpacks and broken shoulder straps
11:00 – Covering textbooks with paper grocery bags
13:00 – Back-to-school clothes on a budget
14:20 – Planning the perfect first-day outfit
17:00 – Shoe tags, shoelaces, and backpack status
19:15 – Why students dress differently today
20:25 – Back-to-school shopping at JCPenney and Mervyn’s
25:45 – First-day-of-school Would You Rather
26:40 – Picking the perfect classroom seat
29:10 – New outfit or new shoes?
37:00 – Closing
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Merch:
https://www.sbstudios.co/store/twitty-in-the-city
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Sponsored By:
Rich's Reliable Rides:
Go to Rich's Reliable Rides and use the code Reliable1 for 10% off all labor. https://richsreliablerides.godaddysites.com
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Watch Full Episodes:
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twittynthecity
Listen to Twitty in the City: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3b80BSpJWSg75SDilH5715
Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/twitty-in-the-city/id1784562112
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Submit your funny stories, questions, videos, and topics you want Twitty and Sean to discuss:
DM Here: https://www.instagram.com/twittynthecity/
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Find Twitty & Sean:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twittynthecity/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/twittynthecity/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@twittyinthecity/
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Producer Sean:
https://www.instagram.com/seandeauville/
Producer Johnnie: https://www.instagram.com/johnnie.p.45/
Produced by SB Studios
Website: https://www.sbstudios.co
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sbstudiosboise/
39 min
August 05 Food Would You Rather Questions That Nearly Ended the Show
Food Would You Rather questions get dangerously personal in episode 86 of Twitty in the City.
Twitty, Sean, and Producer Sean debate impossible choices including rice versus pasta, bread versus cheese, tacos versus sandwiches, potatoes versus bread, and the ultimate showdown: seafood versus barbecue.
00:00 – Welcome To Twitty In The City
02:35 – Rice versus pasta
05:05 – Bread versus cheese
10:38 – Tacos versus sandwiches
13:40 – The hardest food question begins
15:10 – Seafood versus barbecue
18:15 – Twitty makes his controversial decision
22:35 – The food knockout championship
23:25 – Cheese versus rice
24:15 – Rice versus sauces
27:05 – Twitty immediately regrets giving up seafood
30:00 – Closing
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Merch: https://www.sbstudios.co/store/twitty-in-the-city
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Watch Full Episodes: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twittynthecity
Listen to Twitty in the City: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3b80BSpJWSg75SDilH5715
Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/twitty-in-the-city/id1784562112
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Submit your funny stories, questions, videos, and topics you want Twitty and Sean to discuss:
DM Here: https://www.instagram.com/twittynthecity/
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Find Twitty & Sean: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twittynthecity/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/twittynthecity/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@twittyinthecity/
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Producer Sean: https://www.instagram.com/seandeauville/
Producer Johnnie: https://www.instagram.com/johnnie.p.45/
Produced by SB Studios
Website: https://www.sbstudios.co
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sbstudiosboise/
31 min

About Twitty In The City

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A comedian and a radio DJ, what more do you need. Join two guys who meet by chance as they sit down each week to chat about everything under the sun. Whether it's cultural quirks, everyday life absurdities, or personal situations that keep us all on our toes. Twitty In The City is a mix of humor, raw honesty, and conversations you have with your friends or will after listening. We’ll bring on guests, answer questions, and share a lot of laughs along the way.